Make Up Tavern

This topic was created in the Virgo forum by VirgoSquared on Saturday, April 2, 2005 and has 56 replies.
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All right Q.
Pull up a chair. Let me buy you a drink. Beer, a shot . . .Sweet-P, what's good here?
Whatever it is, give him a double. It's on me.
You to Parallax pushes chair out Come on.
No! I'm not paying for the cheese sticks. Or chocolate milk, or pizza. Smart @ss lol Winking

Give me a break. I'm trying to play nice.

VirgoSquared
LOL!!!
You're not the waitress. I'm asking for your advice on the drink menu. I thought you frequented this place.
She does makes a pair of jeans shine doesn't she?
Yeah, I know her. She chats me up every time I come here. She's pretty cool. A bit clumsy with the drinks but, but quite cool. Winking
V2 and Parallax... you guys really know how to keep this interesting!! I might have to wander over to the bar in a minute, myself!
Hi WildCancerGirl.
Welcome to the bar. Drink all you want. The next round's on Parallax Winking
Keep and eye on Moi?
I'm harmless. See the smile? smile
Wild Cancer Girl, darling Sweet-P's a tad crabit because I wouldn't give myself to her as a birthday gift. Winking
She's held a grudge ever since.
Deep breath
It's not easy being a Virgo lol

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Hi Heer everbady made up. Gud. Me happie as a bird chirpin.Parallax you pull too much leg. Sweet-P you forgiv very quick. Dunno b afred to fiet it out sumtymes.
You are welcome sweet-p honey. yes you will definitely hear more from me.
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Parallax Tee hee hee. Yo phunnee tu mach. Virgosquare I dunno. butt ven v bcum frens I soor tu giv yah neeyuz.
Ta ta
I came in for a LaPhrough and some quite. This place has all the ding bats Parallax was tring to run from except the Bar made nice rack. I was going to open a pub once and call it pinch a wench. the lasses would wear false bottoms of course.
I think I just felt a hand moving up my thigh.... might be time to cut 'em off Sweet-P !!!
Wild Cancer Girl! No you didn't tell Sweet-P that lol.
She's joking Sweet-P. Sweet-P, really. She's funning with you.
Leans to Wild Cancer Girl, whispering in her ear
I told you she's a little bitter at me. The not giving myself to her thing. Come on, work with me here Winking

VirgoSquared
Hey VS2, Just giving you a hard time there... truth be told... I was kind of enjoying myself. You know I'm a sucker for a great-looking VIRGO like yourself smile
I have been reading these posts and I don't know about the rest of you but my Virgo was awesome. She died last year from breast cancer at the young age of 38 and we were so compatiable, she was really great.
Damn???.!
Sorry to hear that???no more festivities from my side in this "silly tavern" anyway?!
Sorry again to hear you loss.
You have my sympathy?!
Sad
". . .no more festivities from my side in this "silly tavern" anyway?!"
Q that kind of insinuates you posted in this "silly tavern" before. Perhaps it's cultural language thing again.
Either way, you'll be missed profoundly . . .not!!! LOL

Scubaguy, I'm sorry to hear about that. No one here is speaking bad about Virgos though. At the most a bit "cheeky."
VirgoSquared
Okay??.
Don't take it seriously...
I am hungry and there is no food around here?I hate Mc Donald "cheeseburger" over the street?.I "want real food"??.ok?? pizza??without "cheese" and its on me?.! this damn belly crying for food? !
And I know you miss me???.."Profoundly"??..! my, my?..at last this VS has said what is in his heart.. "not mind"!
Yo para.. what,s up man I missed you too..? I got my SLR here?and everyone care to say "Cheese..??" "you VS ? Just smile for 2 second?. Before you puke..".!
Ahh? ohhh..ahhh.. hm?lo?sweet-p?."drooling"??I cant talk???..! who need talking anyway?!
PIZZA?.ANYONE..??...."leave those "cheese less" slices to VS?.!
Holy Cap?????! I'll be damned???.wait???!
damn... babe is gone........
Now... ......... "30 min after food attack"...................VS still liking his fingers....para still look at those babes around? Sweet-p thinking? "damn.. I wish this cheap bastard Q would order " Chinese food too" ? and me looking at sweet-p- "drOOling"???!
Dreams are dreams? hey dudes?! Where is your manners?.? I want Looneybird here "no wonder I have this "miss some one here feeling"?. And I want Alana and freebird too..
This Virgo.. need at least 3 Classy ladies to enjoy the evening.
You're so right Q.
Alana, Freebird, and Looney. Women do make the scenary that much more . . .asthetically pleasing doesn't it?
Sweet-P, I'll take a pepperoni pizza, no cheese, and extra sauce. Go ahead and laugh, but it's damn good Winking (concealing the pain of stark difference deep inside)
And, a round of drinks. Q get what you want. Wild CancerGirl, same to you. I'm in good with the manager, I'll work off the debt later on tonight Winking

VirgoSquared
I don?t know VS.
Those ladies Lonney/Alana/Freebird are NOT here for the entertainment sakes, they are pure LOVE and CARE?! Full of wisdoms and a lot???.MORE.
I've never dare to see those powerful ladies as a "play ground" or whatever.
However???..If we are lucky?! We can be invited to their play grounds.
Oppssss? don?t fall out?.!
Hey??. Where is my tea..??
My... my...
More dudes than the dudes here.!
Holy cow?????.!
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hey??? lovely looney?. Care to pay a visit to a cinema with me..? I'll buy a ticket if you get popcorn and drink?? or wanted to stay here and see this VS and Para attempts to catch the right one..??
Me is gone???. for the night??.!
Allllllllright????.. I cant be that??? ass,hole???..! everyone are invited?to see the movie?."Looney's decision" I'll buy the tickets ???.grrr.. damn? she is gone.. anyone saw her.??
Damn????.!!
To tell the truth
Looney is a PURE HEART?.and needs a "delicate hands" to "taken care of"?!
And we all are ?(???????.?..) ? constantly!
Now where is she..??.....??
Man?.
See that Miss.. N.C on newspaper??
Jesus? I have never seen such an ugly pig "even with all those make-ups" in my life?! And she is Miss?."miss something"??

Not even Good for 5 sec. "glory hole B.J."
Lmao!
Me thinketh that Q-bone and Virgo-S were born with silver tongues......all those nice things they are saying about us ladies........and remember they are Virgos......the serial criticizers of the zodiac:-)!!!! - either we have de-virgo-ed them or!!!......no, that would never do, they are perfect the way they are......anyway, I'm lovin' it:-)
Wow.. my lovely lady Alana... how nice of you to step by..!
Thanks for the comments?I guess.. I can't be compared to VS, he is the man of "words", me is not?. So the winner is the VS..!
Cough? cough?.!!
More tea please here..?? Eralgray with 3 brown sugar please..!
If anyone need anything?order it please?.on me??!
Me need some private time with my Alana..!
Where is that damn tea..?? also white wine for the Alana?!
In the corner.. while I am holding the "Alana's" beautiful "hand"?asking in "passionate voice"???.how are you lady? I've missed you so much..??
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Damn you para?.!
Stop throwing "peanuts" on me???..
at*
The hand is heldeth....as I stare into your beautiful brown eyes Q-bone....while sipping my white wine, of course:-)
Some day I feel we may have that private time........until then.....sweetest of fantasies:-)
A x

VS
These 3 ladies? especially!.
Their presents is blessing? blessing means they are and bring tons of unimaginable qualities like colours/perfumes/arts/elegancies/fun/shapes/loves/hapinnes/adventures/poetry/?. Darn? I am short for words?!
So?. Life without those ladies is meaningless??. At least for me..!
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uh hmmm
is the fotography session still on?
Oh Mondieur Qbone my Prince Charming of dxpnet. I am here! You call ...& I dont oblige? Impossible... I was jsut getitng ready for the evening dear.
Ofcourse I will go out for a movie with you. And it is very sweet of you to invite our dxpnet friends too. The popcorn & drinks are definitely on me!
And then Q dear i take you to a surprise exotic dinnerWinking
Sweet-p
You call this brothel..??
Bah? thought it was a restaurant and meeting place?! Your vision surprised me sweet-p?!
Who said that I was drooling for you..?? Jesus lady?get hold on yourself lady?!
"Ahh? ohhh..ahhh.. hm?lo?sweet-p?."drooling"??I cant talk???..! who need talking anyway?! "And me looking at sweet-p- "drOOling"???!"
It doesn't mean that I am drooling for you..!
Do your job and clean the tables please... "That?s what you've paid for.. right..??"
Me still drooling? because of Looney and Alana..!... those ladies.. are DREAM.!
Wish Freebird were around too?
If para promise me to be lovely "for once".. he could join us too? IF.. these ladies allow that.!
Winking
Come on sweet-p, why you get insulted..??
I'll suggesting that you ask the boss to sell "plastic bags" that can be hanged over the ears "the kind of bags used for feeding the animals" for "drooling habits".!
It sure ease up your job a lot.!
Winking
Ladies here dressed to kill....tapping their toes impatiently...looking at their watch....
Hey Qbone! I thought everyone was just going to say cheeeeese for a snap & then go out for the movie. We are getting late guys. And I so hate missing the begining of any movie. Y'all save the verbal to & fros until the interval.
Parallax will be good once some cheesey popcorn & heady vino fills his tummy. And please we are in a party mood and not known to be appreciative of being held up. So Monsieur Q..you sexy ladies man... if you please......
Lovely looney lady...!
How nice of you to pop in this corner... care for some tea..??... the mistress of the house banned me for drooling?.so we better move out before she get the shot gun.
The movie is still on? we can catch it if we move faster?. what was the name of the movie?
Irish Coffee for me please Qbone...
Great! lets quickly go for the movie.We are running late! The name of the movie is "Beauty Shop" . And while there lets book tickets for the 15th Aprl release- "The Amityville Horror".
And no dear sweet-p as much as she would love to aim that shot gun at you ,wont do it. As good friend VirgoSquared once mentioned that I have this way of standing between the virgos and the arrows being hurled at them. So sweets loves me too much to aim the gun at you. Infact she may just let us go for the movie with the hope that you wont be back to the restuarant for a long time. LOLWinking
Yeah.. at last?..!
You know sweet-p? I am glad that you've point it out? to be WEAK for the quality is my damn problem?. always ?! specially when quality ladies like looney/Alana and freebird are around? sorry its my nature to adore qualities?!!
This mighty Virgo also has its own weakness you know...!
Glad that a "fish" point that out:!
Winking
Hey.. looney lady.. that movie was fun...!.. now we should wait for the horror one? if it is as scary as this "club" mistress? I'll say double yes for it because it is laughable to death?.. I'll buy both ticket and the refreshments, you just take your beauty and your elegancies as usual???. The rest is on me.!
Unless, you don?t like a weak and harmless Virgo at your service! "That?s another story".
Perhaps we should find a better meeting place than this one?! Any suggestions..??
Oh Sweet-P where my heart is concerned I wouldnt call a Virgo Male harmless... he is "Trouble" with capital T on his two legs. Winking which again is something that makes them so attractive. They are my favorite people. Full stop. And I would love to render them more powerful & not weak. smile And I hope my taking Q away brought some peace in the restuarant honey ...OR..... did it get too boring??????? All the males have gone too quiet...

Oh Qbone i loved the movie too. You are such a great company. And the horror movie better be a real horror for some specific reasonsWinking... Your words and style will bring out beauty & elegancies in any lady. As long as you are the escort I am game for any venue...but how about a boat ride down the river to begin with? And dont forget to get all the soul stirring music collection of yours.
And no dear you are not weak ... You are courteous/chivalrous & giving. Harmless? .... well .....if you talk about not hurting a lady..then perhaps ....yes... otherwise you are ..AhemWinking
Mia del mama ! Gozo de esto! Enjoying this place.Take her to boat ride Qbone. I will tell this to my boy friend. Hope he gets the idea. You two begin classes for 'Romancing Perfecto'.
Sweet-P, Senorita, restuarant, bar, discoteca all for make-up & make-out. Amigo cheer 'em. You invite 'em for taza de cafe after that boat ride.
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