~Dark side of your Moon~ 🌙

This thread is inspired by LIMM who posted the dark side of Leo moon earlier today...

I'll go first

Moon in Taurus ~

I am the glutton .... more, more, more of everything please

And I am not stubborn at all......what do you mean— 😂😂

Some of these are hilarious 😅

Aries............Firestarter

Taurus.........Glutton

Gemini.........Mouth of the South

Cancer.........Guilt trip

Leo...............Righteously wicked

Virgo............Skeptic

Libra.............Two face

Scorpio.........Sadist

Sagittarius....Bookie

Capricorn.....Stoic

Aquarius.......Mr. Roboto

Pisces...........Masochist Martyr

EDIT TO ADD...**CLICK ON LINK TO READ FULL DEscriptIONS**

https://cosmiccannibal.com/2016/01/13/dark-side-of-the-moon/

Posted by peachy06

Bookie ?

Meh...it's not cool.

Did you read the description?

I'm sorry😢 I can't relate to mines. Big lips perhaps.

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Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by peachy06

Bookie ?

Meh...it's not cool.

Did you read the description?

Yes, but i didn't click on the link, sorry.

Actually, I relate 😌🤣:

Moon in Sagittarius is the Bookie. This Moon is senseless, restless and addicted to risk. The dark side of the Sagittarius Moon and what earns them the moniker of Bookie is their desperate and active extroversion. They like travel, dares, and action, and will often incite a riot within their group of friends, just to keep things thrilling, because thrills take attention away from real emotions. This jumpy mutable Moon never slows down, never minces words, and avoids feelings like the plague. Two words: tactless instigation. They can be clumsy with affections and secrets, and oblivious to everything that doesn’t involve them. This moon finds it very difficult to see the people and feelings that exist outside of their large bubble of bedlam, but require perpetual pandemonium to feel safe and secure. There is a gambler inside every Sagittarius Moon that is waiting for his or her chance to roll the dice on something irresponsible. The temper is titanic in this Moon, and they are prone to random explosions.

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👍😘

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

I'm sorry😢 I can't relate to mines. Big lips perhaps.

Oh wait I just clicked on the link and read mines and yah it fit well with me.

I answered so quick without reading the link assuming my moon sign talk so much. I was on the road when I made my first post.

Posted by BlueStar

Sag Moon’s bad side is being judgmental and too thoughtless or unwilling to accept criticism. But I’ve never met an emotionless cold Sag Moon. If anything we like emotionally high situations.

Where does it say "cold, emotionless"?

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

I'm sorry😢 I can't relate to mines. Big lips perhaps.

Oh wait I just clicked on the link and read mines and yah it fit well with me.

I answered so quick without reading the link assuming my moon sign talk so much. I was on the road when I made my first post.

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Moon Gemini?

Posted by _mudra_

Aqua moon

Lmao i am laughing at the water bottle bit. I came home from work in a mood when I was first learning how to deal with this type of stress load. This was years ago.

When I came through the door, the house was seriously destroyed. I didn't say anything but was FUMING. opened the freezer, saw 10 Amy's frozen dinners placed all willy nilly along with other stuff shoved in.

I picked up each frozen dinner one by one dropping them on the floor very loud so I could reorganize and take my anger out. My ex came in laughing so hard like "what are you doing?" 🙄😑 "don't talk to me." "Bad day?" 🙄😑 Ohhhh ok i get it let me pick up around the place" "heh heh yea." *storms into bedroom* LOL

Lol....I love that you can laugh at yourself

😂😂

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

I'm sorry😢 I can't relate to mines. Big lips perhaps.

Oh wait I just clicked on the link and read mines and yah it fit well with me.

I answered so quick without reading the link assuming my moon sign talk so much. I was on the road when I made my first post.

Moon Gemini?

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Yep

Moon in Gemini is the Mouth of the South. Gemini Moon can’t sit still for too long or focus on one thing, or even maintain a stable emotional temperament, because they get bored way too easily. Their fickle emotions are always blinking from one to the next, without any permanency. But the one thing you can always count on is a smart remark. Gemini Moons are often very sarcastic and glib, and find silence strenuous, so backtalk is pretty much guaranteed. They are always nosing around, looking for things to momentarily occupy their time and attention, and are one of the least introspective signs alive. The dark side of the Gemini Moon is the moodiness and duplicity, which makes them inconsistent and shallow. Depth, as well as commitment of any kind (be it emotional, romantic, intellectual, etc.) scares the living daylights out of this mutable Moon, and they self-soothe with games and manipulation. The smooth-talking Gemini moon can coerce anyone into anything, and will do so just to keep themselves entertained (for now).

The ones that's shaded in bold print is the one I can most definitely relate to. I was pressured into getting committed at an early age.

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Posted by BlueStar

Sag Moon’s bad side is being judgmental and too thoughtless or unwilling to accept criticism. But I’ve never met an emotionless cold Sag Moon. If anything we like emotionally high situations.

Where does it say "cold, emotionless"?

“Avoids feelings like the plague”

I think a lot of it is accurate but I disagree with that.

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I thought you said you did a few days ago....no ?

Posted by NelsonScorp

roflmao at my moon, fair enough.

At least you can laugh about it 😂🥴

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

I'm sorry😢 I can't relate to mines. Big lips perhaps.

Oh wait I just clicked on the link and read mines and yah it fit well with me.

I answered so quick without reading the link assuming my moon sign talk so much. I was on the road when I made my first post.

Moon Gemini?

Yep

Moon in Gemini is the Mouth of the South. Gemini Moon can’t sit still for too long or focus on one thing, or even maintain a stable emotional temperament, because they get bored way too easily. Their fickle emotions are always blinking from one to the next, without any permanency. But the one thing you can always count on is a smart remark. Gemini Moons are often very sarcastic and glib, and find silence strenuous, so backtalk is pretty much guaranteed. They are always nosing around, looking for things to momentarily occupy their time and attention, and are one of the least introspective signs alive. The dark side of the Gemini Moon is the moodiness and duplicity, which makes them inconsistent and shallow. Depth, as well as commitment of any kind (be it emotional, romantic, intellectual, etc.) scares the living daylights out of this mutable Moon, and they self-soothe with games and manipulation. The smooth-talking Gemini moon can coerce anyone into anything, and will do so just to keep themselves entertained (for now).

The ones that's shaded in bold print is the one I can most definitely relate to. I was pressured into getting committed at an early age.

I don’t know. This doesn’t sound like the Pisces at all. He didn’t understand any of my sarcasm and is completely straight forward and direct and is more fastidious than me as a Gemini sun. Doesn’t seem scared at all by commitment, instead prefers it.

He’s Gem Rising, Moon, and Mars.

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Gemini moon is misunderstood. It's us Gemini moons are the sarcastic ones usually. Just like a lot of these users don't understand my sarcastics let alone know when I'm even being sarcastic with them. They take me entirely so serious and most be visualising me as an always angry guy or some bad guy when in fact it's far from that. That's why I like to leave some of these users well alone, let them stay in their lane and I stay in mines. As far as that commitment thing go, are you even sure he's a Gemini moon? And at what degree? Gemini moons are pretty fickle. A lot of people see us Gemini moons as a joke.

Posted by BlueStar

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

I'm sorry😢 I can't relate to mines. Big lips perhaps.

Oh wait I just clicked on the link and read mines and yah it fit well with me.

I answered so quick without reading the link assuming my moon sign talk so much. I was on the road when I made my first post.

Moon Gemini?

Yep

Moon in Gemini is the Mouth of the South. Gemini Moon can’t sit still for too long or focus on one thing, or even maintain a stable emotional temperament, because they get bored way too easily. Their fickle emotions are always blinking from one to the next, without any permanency. But the one thing you can always count on is a smart remark. Gemini Moons are often very sarcastic and glib, and find silence strenuous, so backtalk is pretty much guaranteed. They are always nosing around, looking for things to momentarily occupy their time and attention, and are one of the least introspective signs alive. The dark side of the Gemini Moon is the moodiness and duplicity, which makes them inconsistent and shallow. Depth, as well as commitment of any kind (be it emotional, romantic, intellectual, etc.) scares the living daylights out of this mutable Moon, and they self-soothe with games and manipulation. The smooth-talking Gemini moon can coerce anyone into anything, and will do so just to keep themselves entertained (for now).

The ones that's shaded in bold print is the one I can most definitely relate to. I was pressured into getting committed at an early age.

I don’t know. This doesn’t sound like the Pisces at all. He didn’t understand any of my sarcasm and is completely straight forward and direct and is more fastidious than me as a Gemini sun. Doesn’t seem scared at all by commitment, instead prefers it.

He’s Gem Rising, Moon, and Mars.

Gemini moon is misunderstood. It's us Gemini moons are the sarcastic ones usually. Just like a lot of these users don't understand my sarcastics let alone know when I'm even being sarcastic with them. They take me entirely so serious and most be visualising me as an always angry guy or some bad guy when in fact it's far from that. That's why I like to leave some of these users well alone, let them stay in their lane and I stay in mines. As far as that commitment thing go, are you even sure he's a Gemini moon? And at what degree? Gemini moons are pretty fickle. A lot of people see us Gemini moons as a joke.

Yes. I got it from his birth certificate. 25 degree is his Moon and 26 is his Mars. Obviously the Mars May be a bit of an influence. He’s Gemini/Aries dom.

Moon is square Sun, sextile Jupiter, trine Merc and Venus.

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Oh ok I'm not familiar with Gemini Mars. That might be why he ain't frighten by commitment. I'm Gemini and cancer dominant. And I wasn't the one that did the proposing either. Those aspects of his I'll have to read about them. I'm pretty sure I got sextile Jupiter too and Neptune.

Virgo moon.

Keeps my overwhelming Pisces sun and venus feelings in check, to the point that people find it difficult to read me. It also causes me to be analytic about possible relationships. Also, less trusting.

I shouldve enlisted with the FBI cause when I have a hunch, I'll find shyte out!

Posted by Hypnotoad

Meh, I don't really see any dark side going on here. Just shallow observations that everyone already knew anyway.

Also it's an insult to the great album.

Ima go back to gorging myself on coffee and run-escape.

I guess it’s not meant to be taken tooo seriously...😂

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Posted by Hypnotoad

Meh, I don't really see any dark side going on here. Just shallow observations that everyone already knew anyway.

Also it's an insult to the great album.

Ima go back to gorging myself on coffee and run-escape.

I guess it’s not meant to be taken tooo seriously...😂

Taurus Mooning is serious business.

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Haha not for me 🥴

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Posted by Hypnotoad

Meh, I don't really see any dark side going on here. Just shallow observations that everyone already knew anyway.

Also it's an insult to the great album.

Ima go back to gorging myself on coffee and run-escape.

I guess it’s not meant to be taken tooo seriously...😂

Taurus Mooning is serious business.

Haha not for me 🥴

My gluttony is a ritual.

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Lol....I’m learning to chill out with mine

You Scorp/Taurus too?

Posted by Marai

The dark side of the Aquarian Moon is the inability to handle emotions rationally. A fixed Aquarius Moon gives its native 2 options: destroy or power down. Their biggest insecurity is that they don’t feel normal – at least emotionally, because they are so cut off from feeling. A Uranian temperament is not a sensitive or selfless one, and the emotional storms are unexpected and erratic. There is often a sudden urge to demolish the things they rationally assign blame to, like a child. So if they are worried about getting hired for a new job, instead of admitting that they actually feel human emotions like worry or anxiety, the Moon in Aquarius will instead irrationally, and sometimes violently, complain about plastic bottles being stored in the garage, while making sure to destroy every plastic bottle that comes in their line of vision. If they don’t do this (or something similarly strange and destructive), Aquarian Moon will power down, and the only reactions you receive will be lifeless small talk unrelated to any subject or silence (because they retreated back into their brain).

The plastic bottle thing is a bit overkill. But I'll go hide in ma cave working on some projects when emotions happen yeah

I do it. Lol rant about something unrelated. 🤷‍♀️ Emotions gotta get out somehow.

" the Capricorn Moon manifesto is utterly Machiavellian"

*air wank*

Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll

“....using people for entertainment”

I always thought that was my Leo Venus.

Jk.....kinda........

😛

I'm having a hard time figuring out this "dark side" of Aries moon. Either its "I'll fuck you up" or... moving on, next person, see ya later.