If Some DXP Members Had Served as U.S. Presidents...

This topic was created in the Politics forum by MidAtBest on Saturday, March 22, 2025 and has 31 replies.
What would they be mostly remembered for? (kittens emailed me this thread idea! 🌸) Things like the policies they implemented, their strengths and weaknesses, the controversies that followed them, their personalities and dramas, their uniqueness and shortcomings, etc.

Example:

Former President MidAtBest is best known for her friendliness, her commitment to promoting diversity, and her no-nonsense approach to protecting women from any kind of abuse. However, she is also infamous for her involvement in the Kittengate scandal, which cost taxpayers $ 5 billion.
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@CoCoBeans would be remembered for being MidAtBest's madame and bringing joy to the geriatrics of the country by telling the tale of their sexually voracious youth in song.
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I can actually see black773 being remembered as Donald Trump 2.0. I bet he voted for him. Dude just gives me Donald Trump vibes. It's ok to vote for him but don't go acting like him too.
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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I can actually see black773 being remembered as Donald Trump 2.0. I bet he voted for him. Dude just gives me Donald Trump vibes. It's ok to vote for him but don't go acting like him too.
guarantee he did

Jumpin_Jupiter, while a divisive president due to not catering to bleeding hearts, would go down in history as one of the wisest and most pragmatic. Similar to a Bill Clinton, except way cooler. He confidently and wearily made executive decisions without fanfare, excited to return to his solitude to enjoy the few simple pleasures which ground him.
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Rabbit = King Ralph but a president

Fire bunny = save the government a ton of money and get outed for looking at gay muscle porn on his Oval Office MacBook

Black799 = president that refused to sit with other wold leaders if their socio economic backgrounds were not the same

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Bald cap guy = would win elections by putting the opposing side to sleep so they couldn’t vote
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Sharon = finally has unlimited acces to the internet used it to stalk all the scorpios in America and has amazon ship her sex toys by the truckload
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Ands would be FDR in the press and John McAfee behind the scenes. He dabbled his fingers in nefarious activities such as cooperating with international despots and black market plutonium and uranium procuration for personal use in his nuclear fission lab, but he was smart enough to stay present and relevant without catching a case

I almost made a Duterte joke but then I remembered 😰 also his venus/mercury rx isn't going well I see

Kittens would be a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin Laden
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Hydorah would be a less hormonal Marine le Pen, able to present his based platform palatably by distracting the populace with purple era music and exuding Antonio Banderas-esque suave and debonair
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le pen is a clown, she changes her program every election. I'd just be stalin++

President ands will get ousted when he tries to plunder the gold reserve to erect a statue of his nose
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I think soul would be a much better fit at Osama bin laden but a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin laden.

Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.
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MMFA. Making Marriage Fair Again
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Posted by hydorah
le pen is a clown, she changes her program every election. I'd just be stalin++
President ands will get ousted when he tries to plunder the gold reserve to erect a statue of his nose
True I always get ousted

I was voted class president in high school 38 votes to like my two haters oh wait 1 hater and the guy I ran against of course

I never got to serve coz I was ousted from school 😅

Also my teacher said the class was going to the dogs and quit 🤣 he wasn’t the smartest teacher but I guess I should have respected his achievements from janitor to a teacher. I was like boy this guy can’t think for himself he just memorized the text book analysis ima sit in front and troll the fuck outta this guy for a whole year!
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@lulufer would be who Ivanka wishes she could be. pretty much like Galadriel. stern, icy, beautiful
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Posted by WoolyLabia
Posted by hydorah
le pen is a clown, she changes her program every election. I'd just be stalin++
President ands will get ousted when he tries to plunder the gold reserve to erect a statue of his nose


True I always get ousted
I was voted class president in high school 38 votes to like my two haters oh wait 1 hater and the guy I ran against of course
I never got to serve coz I was ousted from school 😅
Also my teacher said the class was going to the dogs and quit 🤣 he wasn’t the smartest teacher but I guess I should have respected his achievements from janitor to a teacher. I was like boy this guy can’t think for himself he just memorized the text book analysis ima sit in front and troll the fuck outta this guy for a whole year!
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janitor to teacher is crazy. now that I have my ESL certification its crazy how many teachers buy their lessons. fewer of them think for themselves than we realize
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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I think soul would be a much better fit at Osama bin laden but a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin laden.
Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.
you just reminded me of Osama's long "Death to America" speech lol I forgot all about that.
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Posted by MidAtBest
Posted by WoolyLabia
Posted by hydorah
le pen is a clown, she changes her program every election. I'd just be stalin++
President ands will get ousted when he tries to plunder the gold reserve to erect a statue of his nose


True I always get ousted
I was voted class president in high school 38 votes to like my two haters oh wait 1 hater and the guy I ran against of course
I never got to serve coz I was ousted from school 😅
Also my teacher said the class was going to the dogs and quit 🤣 he wasn’t the smartest teacher but I guess I should have respected his achievements from janitor to a teacher. I was like boy this guy can’t think for himself he just memorized the text book analysis ima sit in front and troll the fuck outta this guy for a whole year!
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janitor to teacher is crazy. now that I have my ESL certification its crazy how many teachers buy their lessons. fewer of them think for themselves than we realize
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Yeah but he was old by then and he taught Filipino lit anyway so the language was somewhat in his wheel house. He couldn’t identify sarcasm and he couldn’t figure out why everyone was laughing sometimes so I had a blast at that.

At my new school the teachers were a bit smarter so they would be like stop the sarcasm ands! Horrible economics teacher though he told us he put his whole wedding on his credit card tf! 🤣
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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I think soul would be a much better fit at Osama bin laden but a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin laden.
Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.
Also to add to this I can picture in my head soul speaking behind the pulpit giving a very long 5+ hour long speech and all his voters are out there wiping their sweat off their faces and fanning themselves in all that heat. I only give soul that longest speech title because he writes long messages on the boards but at least he get right straight to the point with no errors or typos whereas some other long texters don't get right down to it making you read a bunch of rubbish first.
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Posted by Stardustmopped
Posted by hydorah
le pen is a clown, she changes her program every election. I'd just be stalin++
President ands will get ousted when he tries to plunder the gold reserve to erect a statue of his nose


Please won’t someone pay attention to the geriatric man before he breaks a hip reaching for it. 😭 he’s been reaching for days and no one will even bother to pay attention.
You’re such a contrary little fa ggoat. Not gay, because you’re not that cool. No one gives a fuck that you sat here long enough to develop an internet legacy. 🤣
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it seems you're just describing yourself here
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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I think soul would be a much better fit at Osama bin laden but a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin laden.
Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.


Also to add to this I can picture in my head soul speaking behind the pulpit giving a very long 5+ hour long speech and all his voters are out there wiping their sweat off their faces and fanning themselves in all that heat. I only give soul that longest speech title because he writes long messages on the boards but at least he get right straight to the point with no errors or typos whereas some other long texters don't get right down to it making you read a bunch of rubbish first.
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Even when I try to keep it short, it ends up a wall of text 😅. The crazy part is most of that up until the last few months I was like 16 shots of rum in, yet still punctual will little text error. I'd wake up hungover to a shit storm of notifications and all I could think was "How tf did I type all that?"
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@hydorah you're a special boy and I'm genuinely glad you're here as are many other users. and you're cool, and I consider you a friend of sorts who I care about. would make a wonderful VP to @jumpin_jupiter
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If I was president, my main focus would be the environment. First thing would be to clean up the garbage dump sites and sewers. I'd spend my money on the fastest way to decompose trash and clean our water. The more profit a business makes, the higher the environmental tax and they better have the most eco-friendly products and not a participant of human exploitation and trafficking.

Ban most processed food. Everyone will be eating healthy for the most part, reducing diabetes, cardiovascular diseases and other comorbidities.

Reduce the spread of infection. We'll have a better environment, practice good hygiene and take care of our bodies.

Mandatory housing, sufficient food supplies, free education, car/free transportation and allowance to help low to middle income families. All single parents will have automatic support from the government and community. I'm going to ensure their neighborhood is safe, clean and comfortable.

Four day work week, 32 hours/week.

Schools will have social workers, nurses and therapists with mandatory courses for students.

Free therapy for everyone covered by the government.

Strict rehabilitation and mental health instead of jail. 40-60 years depending on the crime.

Everyone will have a home or a shelter that will always be available with warm food, hot shower and comfortable room.



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I'm the gif president, I send gifs in your inbox every week and they keep voting for me 🤠🤓
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Posted by aka_xy
If I was president, my main focus would be the environment. First thing would be to clean up the garbage dump sites and sewers. I'd spend my money on the fastest way to decompose trash and clean our water. The more profit a business makes, the higher the environmental tax and they better have the most eco-friendly products and not a participant of human exploitation and trafficking.
Mandatory housing, sufficient food supplies, free education, car/free transportation and allowance to help low to middle income families. All single parents will have automatic support from the government and community. I'm going to ensure their neighborhood is safe, clean and comfortable.
Four day work week, 32 hours/week.
Schools will have social workers, nurses and therapists with mandatory courses for students.
Free therapy for everyone covered by the government.
Strict rehabilitation and mental health instead of jail. 40-60 years depending on the crime.
Everyone will have a home or a shelter that will always be available with warm food, hot shower and comfortable room.
thanks for the input! in my headcanon I'd make you halalbae's compassionate, benevolent right hand
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this YTer I follow said that all presidents and OF models should be required to crossover careers for eligibility. Presidents should have experience in sex work, and OF models should be mandated to serve in office

obviously ridiculous, but truthfully it would broaden the minds of both archetypes
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Posted by MidAtBest
this YTer I follow said that all presidents and OF models should be required to crossover careers for eligibility. Presidents should have experience in sex work, and OF models should be mandated to serve in office
obviously ridiculous, but truthfully it would broaden the minds of both archetypes
Maga : Make America gay again
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Posted by MidAtBest
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I think soul would be a much better fit at Osama bin laden but a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin laden.
Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.


you just reminded me of Osama's long "Death to America" speech lol I forgot all about that.
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Letter was titled " Letter to Americans!"

I know, way less dramatic & ominous.
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LoL @ neve being around without being around 🤣
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In my own opinion I would want to be a president during a major world war. Tbh that is where my real leadership traits would shine. When absolutely everything goes to shit I would be the one person still trying to make light of everything. Like we could be be moving through the trenches trying to eat our rations faster then the mold and rats take them, and I'd still laugh at the reality of it all and say "At least we aren't down in the sewers fighting over actual shit." Like I'm literally the type to fight until the end, but even in the face of the end I'd still try to make myself and my soldiers feel as human and comfortable as possible.
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Also I want to make it clear with my last post, I would 100% be fighting in the battle beside my soldiers. I know in reality it's extremely bad for the president and the government as a whole for the actual president to be fighting in the battle, but I personally wouldn't have it any other way. I would want to be there on the front line with my military, and stand beside them to defend my people. I realize how terrible of an idea that would be today, but fuck it. If I was president I'd be fighting in wars with my people, no questions asked.
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Posted by MidAtBest
@lulufer would be who Ivanka wishes she could be. pretty much like Galadriel. stern, icy, beautiful
I’ll bring the frost 👸🏻
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