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If Some DXP Members Had Served as U.S. Presidents...
@CoCoBeans would be remembered for being MidAtBest's madame and bringing joy to the geriatrics of the country by telling the tale of their sexually voracious youth in song.
I can actually see black773 being remembered as Donald Trump 2.0. I bet he voted for him. Dude just gives me Donald Trump vibes. It's ok to vote for him but don't go acting like him too.
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I can actually see black773 being remembered as Donald Trump 2.0. I bet he voted for him. Dude just gives me Donald Trump vibes. It's ok to vote for him but don't go acting like him too.
guarantee he did
Jumpin_Jupiter, while a divisive president due to not catering to bleeding hearts, would go down in history as one of the wisest and most pragmatic. Similar to a Bill Clinton, except way cooler. He confidently and wearily made executive decisions without fanfare, excited to return to his solitude to enjoy the few simple pleasures which ground him.
Ands would be FDR in the press and John McAfee behind the scenes. He dabbled his fingers in nefarious activities such as cooperating with international despots and black market plutonium and uranium procuration for personal use in his nuclear fission lab, but he was smart enough to stay present and relevant without catching a case
I almost made a Duterte joke but then I remembered 😰 also his venus/mercury rx isn't going well I see
Kittens would be a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin Laden
I almost made a Duterte joke but then I remembered 😰 also his venus/mercury rx isn't going well I see
Kittens would be a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin Laden
Hydorah would be a less hormonal Marine le Pen, able to present his based platform palatably by distracting the populace with purple era music and exuding Antonio Banderas-esque suave and debonair
le pen is a clown, she changes her program every election. I'd just be stalin++
President ands will get ousted when he tries to plunder the gold reserve to erect a statue of his nose
President ands will get ousted when he tries to plunder the gold reserve to erect a statue of his nose
I think soul would be a much better fit at Osama bin laden but a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin laden.
Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.
Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.
MMFA. Making Marriage Fair Again
@lulufer would be who Ivanka wishes she could be. pretty much like Galadriel. stern, icy, beautiful
Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by hydorah
le pen is a clown, she changes her program every election. I'd just be stalin++
President ands will get ousted when he tries to plunder the gold reserve to erect a statue of his nose
True I always get ousted
I was voted class president in high school 38 votes to like my two haters oh wait 1 hater and the guy I ran against of course
I never got to serve coz I was ousted from school 😅
Also my teacher said the class was going to the dogs and quit 🤣 he wasn’t the smartest teacher but I guess I should have respected his achievements from janitor to a teacher. I was like boy this guy can’t think for himself he just memorized the text book analysis ima sit in front and troll the fuck outta this guy for a whole year!click to expand
janitor to teacher is crazy. now that I have my ESL certification its crazy how many teachers buy their lessons. fewer of them think for themselves than we realize
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I think soul would be a much better fit at Osama bin laden but a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin laden.
Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.
you just reminded me of Osama's long "Death to America" speech lol I forgot all about that.
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I think soul would be a much better fit at Osama bin laden but a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin laden.
Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.
Also to add to this I can picture in my head soul speaking behind the pulpit giving a very long 5+ hour long speech and all his voters are out there wiping their sweat off their faces and fanning themselves in all that heat. I only give soul that longest speech title because he writes long messages on the boards but at least he get right straight to the point with no errors or typos whereas some other long texters don't get right down to it making you read a bunch of rubbish first.
Posted by StardustmoppedPosted by hydorah
le pen is a clown, she changes her program every election. I'd just be stalin++
President ands will get ousted when he tries to plunder the gold reserve to erect a statue of his nose
Please won’t someone pay attention to the geriatric man before he breaks a hip reaching for it. 😭 he’s been reaching for days and no one will even bother to pay attention.
You’re such a contrary little fa ggoat. Not gay, because you’re not that cool. No one gives a fuck that you sat here long enough to develop an internet legacy. 🤣click to expand
it seems you're just describing yourself here
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I think soul would be a much better fit at Osama bin laden but a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin laden.
Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.
Also to add to this I can picture in my head soul speaking behind the pulpit giving a very long 5+ hour long speech and all his voters are out there wiping their sweat off their faces and fanning themselves in all that heat. I only give soul that longest speech title because he writes long messages on the boards but at least he get right straight to the point with no errors or typos whereas some other long texters don't get right down to it making you read a bunch of rubbish first.click to expand
Even when I try to keep it short, it ends up a wall of text 😅. The crazy part is most of that up until the last few months I was like 16 shots of rum in, yet still punctual will little text error. I'd wake up hungover to a shit storm of notifications and all I could think was "How tf did I type all that?"
@hydorah you're a special boy and I'm genuinely glad you're here as are many other users. and you're cool, and I consider you a friend of sorts who I care about. would make a wonderful VP to @jumpin_jupiter
Posted by aka_xy
If I was president, my main focus would be the environment. First thing would be to clean up the garbage dump sites and sewers. I'd spend my money on the fastest way to decompose trash and clean our water. The more profit a business makes, the higher the environmental tax and they better have the most eco-friendly products and not a participant of human exploitation and trafficking.
Mandatory housing, sufficient food supplies, free education, car/free transportation and allowance to help low to middle income families. All single parents will have automatic support from the government and community. I'm going to ensure their neighborhood is safe, clean and comfortable.
Four day work week, 32 hours/week.
Schools will have social workers, nurses and therapists with mandatory courses for students.
Free therapy for everyone covered by the government.
Strict rehabilitation and mental health instead of jail. 40-60 years depending on the crime.
Everyone will have a home or a shelter that will always be available with warm food, hot shower and comfortable room.
thanks for the input! in my headcanon I'd make you halalbae's compassionate, benevolent right hand
this YTer I follow said that all presidents and OF models should be required to crossover careers for eligibility. Presidents should have experience in sex work, and OF models should be mandated to serve in office
obviously ridiculous, but truthfully it would broaden the minds of both archetypes
obviously ridiculous, but truthfully it would broaden the minds of both archetypes
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I think soul would be a much better fit at Osama bin laden but a much prettier and more peaceful Osama bin laden.
Soul will be remembered as a president that will go down as giving one of the world's longest speeches in America history.
you just reminded me of Osama's long "Death to America" speech lol I forgot all about that.click to expand
Letter was titled " Letter to Americans!"
I know, way less dramatic & ominous.
LoL @ neve being around without being around 🤣
In my own opinion I would want to be a president during a major world war. Tbh that is where my real leadership traits would shine. When absolutely everything goes to shit I would be the one person still trying to make light of everything. Like we could be be moving through the trenches trying to eat our rations faster then the mold and rats take them, and I'd still laugh at the reality of it all and say "At least we aren't down in the sewers fighting over actual shit." Like I'm literally the type to fight until the end, but even in the face of the end I'd still try to make myself and my soldiers feel as human and comfortable as possible.
Also I want to make it clear with my last post, I would 100% be fighting in the battle beside my soldiers. I know in reality it's extremely bad for the president and the government as a whole for the actual president to be fighting in the battle, but I personally wouldn't have it any other way. I would want to be there on the front line with my military, and stand beside them to defend my people. I realize how terrible of an idea that would be today, but fuck it. If I was president I'd be fighting in wars with my people, no questions asked.
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@lulufer would be who Ivanka wishes she could be. pretty much like Galadriel. stern, icy, beautiful
I’ll bring the frost 👸🏻
Posted by Piscez
(Kittens emailed me this comment)
"Former President @Argus is known for her pacifist views, kind heart, and historic achievement of reforming American law enforcement to be more professional and objective."
Lmao Kittens! 😅 imma gonna call you wizard of Oz henceforth!
Love the emphasis on "former" & "pacifist" though. I guess kind hearted people don't last long in politics lol
You know, you really should've conveyed your sentiments in person 😉 just sayin'!
Cheers @Piscez
Posted by PiscezPosted by ArgusPosted by PiscezLmao Kittens! 😅 imma gonna call you wizard of Oz henceforth!
(Kittens emailed me this comment)
"Former President @Argus is known for her pacifist views, kind heart, and historic achievement of reforming American law enforcement to be more professional and objective."
Love the emphasis on "former" & "pacifist" though. I guess kind hearted people don't last long in politics lol
You know, you really should've conveyed your sentiments in person just sayin'!
Cheers @Piscez
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(Kittens emailed me this quote)
"I'm very willing to do the dirty works for you as your FBI or CIA director, but i know you're too kind to allow me to do such things"click to expand
(kittens emailed me this)
Meoowww! 😉
I know some would not like me as 'president':
That they did what they had to and followed their natural course of action.
I feel like @ThatWomanAgain11 would be likeable, but I don't know her policies.
Posted by ThatWomanAgain11
In his cold calculating awesomeness, president @Hydorah embarked many different regions to attempt submerging into the issues on hand. He has proven to work effectively in spite of smearing thoughts and palates of arguments against the rise of the 1st World War. In his magnificent works, he ensues the most accommodating journey to improve civilizations of people's unity.
After all, Pisces is the controller of all astrological signs and with his being, we must trust his justice.
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Just a simple question to my Americans here.
We don’t have to get into the politics and why and why not…
I don’t hate you if you vote for Trump
I don’t hate you if you vote for Kamala
Judgement free. Simply state who’d you’d like to be in office and mo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n15oCfLdmXI
"Politics makes strange bedfellows."--Charles Dudley Warner
RFK Jr. really puts a fine point on it.
As an editorial note: the Uniparty fuckery made this happen.
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Home-ownership/Apartments - Pretty self explainitory. No need to beat a dead horse, everyone knows housing is ridiculous i
Can a Pro Trump person please explain the perspective on Russia? I'm curious what the POV is about how he seemed so friendly and eager to be entangled and exchanging energies with Putin?
Does hind sight change how you would view those interactions? Spec
That is all.
I was reading up on the Pluto return of the US and the Age of Aquarius as Pluto goes from Capricorn to Aquarius. As an American, I have to say that what has happened since the election of Trump and onwards has made me not just lose all trust in the system
Whatever political view you have or whether you agree with the ban or not, there is a serious problem this exposes. These guys were nice enough to put it into words that everyone can agree on. A deeper issue that is bigger then trumps ban itself. Thoughts
I found days this interesting. Maybe you will. Maybe you won't.
https://medium.com/@mikeselinker/a-wargame-designer-describes-our-four-possible-civil-wars-cf5b2e980099
So if ya'll MFs couldn't tell, I am an avid Trump supporter. I give props to Biden and respect people's choice to support him though (unlike the left does).
But my question is...
Does Biden really have a chance? Lol seriously. The polls haven't been eff
Opinion on why the stock was going ham throughout the pandemic? What the future holds for each?
what field & has the business re opened?
How come conservatives go out of their way to discredit victims of sexual assault at the hands of famous republicans, but as soon as an accusation is made against famous democrats conservatives are all over it—??
Are democrats guilty of the same thing?
I will be spending the next several months campaigning for office as city commissioner for a small city of 16,000 people. I am going to win and be the greatest example of integrity politics has ever seen. The pendulum has swung too far right, and again to
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Mine: Social Libertarian
https://i.imgur.com/lsmjmbh.png
"Protesters in Seattle, Washington, declared an area that includes the Seattle Police Department’s East Precinct as the “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” after Seattle Police and the National Guard pulled out of the region. The Precinct building appears empt
https://judiciary.house.gov/uploadedfiles/justice_in_policing_act_of_2020.pdf
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Former President MidAtBest is best known for her friendliness, her commitment to promoting diversity, and her no-nonsense approach to protecting women from any kind of abuse. However, she is also infamous for her involvement in the Kittengate scandal, which cost taxpayers $ 5 billion.