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They sent me home to get my social security card but man they clearly want DD experienced pole dancers. I can hardly even walk in heels. Gonna go back and try regardless 😰
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Are the white chicks in the white lotus sanch twinkle and rom? 😅
That Taurus moon was dragging. This Gemini moon is much nicer, so far.
Have lost 1 kg and plan to fast this week. I can't wait for summer also.![Image about Have lost 1 kg and plan to fast this week. I can't wait for summer also.]()
Utah is the first state to remove fluoride from drinking water.
I said farewell to my Taurus manager and she gave me the coldest response. It's not new for her when she no longer sees someone valuable or maybe it's the fact that I just had to stir the pot before my last day.
The reason I left was the my guilty conscience won't let me sleep and the extreme anxiety and threats some of the staff made me feel for the past few months. I was reluctant but unapologetic I went to HR.
I'm sorry for not doing it sooner.
The reason I left was the my guilty conscience won't let me sleep and the extreme anxiety and threats some of the staff made me feel for the past few months. I was reluctant but unapologetic I went to HR.
I'm sorry for not doing it sooner.
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A fifty something man came home one day to see his fifty something wife standing topless and looking at herself in the mirror.
“What are you doing?”, he asked.
“The doctor told me that I have the breasts of a twenty five year old”, said the wife.
“What did he say about your fifty year old ass?”, said the man.
“He didn’t say anything about you.”
A fifty something man came home one day to see his fifty something wife standing topless and looking at herself in the mirror.
“What are you doing?”, he asked.
“The doctor told me that I have the breasts of a twenty five year old”, said the wife.
“What did he say about your fifty year old ass?”, said the man.
“He didn’t say anything about you.”
Jupiter looks like it has been impaled by Taurus’ horns tonight.
Astrology
Transits Right Now
- Sun in Aries
- Moon in Gemini
- Mercury retrograde in Pisces
- Venus retrograde in Pisces
- Mars in Cancer
- Jupiter in Gemini
- Saturn in Pisces
- Uranus in Taurus
- Neptune in Aries
- Pluto in Aquarius
Aspects Right Now
- Sun sextile Jupiter
- Moon sextile Neptune
- Mercury conjunct Venus
- Mercury conjunct Saturn
- Mercury sextile Pluto
- Venus conjunct Saturn
- Mars sextile Uranus
- Uranus sextile Neptune
Current Date and Time: 2025-04-02 05:03 UTC
The Zodiac Signs
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