Breaking up by sign

This topic was created in the Aquarius forum by Tas on Monday, January 21, 2008 and has 20 replies.
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Aries:
I know, it will be hard for you, you will miss me, you'll suffer, you may possibly even fall to drugs. There's no other way I'm affraid. I'm leaving. Now you can commit suicide.
Taurus:
Should we reconsider it ? I think we should think it over again. Shall we go for a coffee and talk about it ?
Gemini:
Been scratching my head all day I forgot I had something to say. Ah, yes! We're breaking up. Ok got to go to the gym now.
Cancer:
I have something to say. Been thinking of it for the last 2 years but not sure still. I think I want us to break up. What do you think ?
Leo:
You're still here ? Have I not broken up with you last week ? Eh? you're not John ? Oops sorry, well we're breaking up.
Libra:
Basically, I have a relationship with another guy as well for the last 1,5 years. But I don't want to put a pressure on you. Take your time.
Scorpio:
We may have broken up, I may even be seeing other people but YOU will see no one. EVER!!
Sagittarius:
Come on now, breaking up ? Too much hassle. Leave it. Let's arrange some other time to talk about it.
Capricorn:
I've already seen my lawyer and the divorce papers are ready for you to sign. What ? We're not married ?
Aquarius !!!!!!!!
Message on the answer machine "My dear, I'm leaving for safari in Africa, I'll be back in 6 moths, so I guess we breaking up ?"
Pisces:
Farewell my ultimate passion. Bye bye my biggest love. I have no tears to cry, no words to speak. I'm off for a drink.
Didn't intentionally forget virgos (sorry)
Virgo:
We're breaking up. Just wash the dishes before you go. And don't forget to take the rubbish out too while you're leaving.
aqua's is funny, and pretty true too! But I'm not sure about that libra one...I've never done that before.
Sag, true true true!!
oh, and pisces seems consistent too (at least for as far as one sentence goes)
sags couldnt be more true
loe, lol too funny but so true
caps hehe yeah , .....cops are outside, get your shit and get the fuck out!
scorpios, lol, die die die die!!!!!
gems, we not breaking up cauze there is nothing to break up, we never really dated anyway, lol
aries, so this is it, thats that and nothing you can do about it, stop pleading with me it only makes me despise you even more
yeah i had the same thing when breaking up with virgo, gwaad she acted like i was killing her, she cried and cried than happy and cried again, freaking bipolar, she knew it was coming she drove me to it and still it didnt matter in the end, but when the time came i felt bad but i didnt care, it had to be done and im not for long breakups. its like waxing your legs ( so i was told) better do it with one swift quick move rather than pull it slowly and die of agony, lol
Dont you have a thing for the air signs sugabear smile
Any comment for the water signs, cancer in particular :p LadyM ? HLG ? moonchild ?
Cancer:
"I have something to say. Been thinking of it for the last 2 years but not sure still. I think I want us to break up. What do you think ?"
hmmm, well when i broke up with my last boyfriend i kind of knew that i didn't want to be with him for a while, certainly not 2 years though!!! i would say it was probably a couple of months that i contemplated the break-up. for me, it's hard to let go so even though i knew he was not the right guy for me and i wasn't happy with him, i still held on because the thought of throwing something away after 2 years is tough. and i also don't like hurting other people, because i know how much it sucks to hurt! so, it killed me to see how hurt he was when i broke up with him...and i cried watching him cry. but, i knew it was for the best.
i don't know about the "what do you think?" part... i wouldn't put it on someone else like that. i would be true to what i wanted, and if i wanted to break up i would just do it. but, i would be concerned about how the other person felt.
hope that answers your question Tas!!!
:"Aquarius !!!!!!!!
Message on the answer machine "My dear, I'm leaving for safari in Africa, I'll be back in 6 moths, so I guess we breaking up ?"
This seems appropriate...but is it just a test...if you somehow muddle through on your own while Aqua is hunting wild animals, and welcome him home with open arms 6 months later, perhaps he will then marry you???"

really?? think so? (crosses fingers, just a little)
OMG - thats too funny :ha:
Pisces:
Farewell my ultimate passion. Bye bye my biggest love. I have no tears to cry, no words to speak. I'm off for a drink.
bout rite too!
Scorp and Gemini sounds way true. hilarious.... i am not sure abt libra part though. Normally we dont break up. we mess it up so the other person will break up and save us the trouble.
"I think aquas are one of those signs that will eventually reconsider and ex and give them another try."
I don't know man...once it's a done deal for me, it's done. I never usually go back, unless I never really wanted to break up/leave in the first place.
"unless I never really wanted to break up/leave in the first place."
lol...happens alot with us.
...do we ever really breakup with someone??
Oh come on people. You know with us there is "breaking up" and then there is "SHUT OFF PERMANENTLY."
At least that's how it is with me. I don't ever really break up with someone, I just take a prolonged (sometimes years long) break. SHUT OFF PERMANENTLY means exactly that. It means someone has crossed my line to a point that I find truly intolerable, I see them for what they are, and I will never, ever engage in a friendship or any kind of relationship again. Casual hi or bye but once you're out, you're out. Although it does take a lot to get to that point.
When I was a teenager, I had a Pisces friend that was just nuts (no offense to Pisces people, I know plenty of sane Pisces, this chick just had issues). I overlooked a lot of stuff, she was insanely possessive of me, but would do/say mean things to me to embarrass me and to punk me down and make me feel bad about myself. As we grew up, reached 18, something snapped in me and I kicked her to the curb. Hard. No speech, just...quit taking her calls, refused to talk to her, be around her, etc. She went nuts. Stalked me, almost like a psycho ex-girlfriend, would call and scream and bawl into the phone, follow me, *shudder*. That was 12 years ago, but I still can't bring myself to be friends with her, even though we do have some mutual friends. I just can't stomach her, I don't know if she doesn't act that way anymore, but I just can't go back once I shut that door.
I hear you about Scorp men OFA. Controlling, too. Hugely manipulative. My best friend dated one and he tried to put her in a box, practically. I like to toy with them, because I see through them, but I will not date them. I've just seen too much with signs turning out to be true to even go there.
FineAquarius how much do u charge to pass me the secret smile Or it's my lucky day ! I'm referring on how to cope with Scorpios. Somehow they manage to manipulate me up to a point and I can only escape by breaking up with them which is sthg aquas avoid.
In a way, yea. I think it's for different reasons, and definitely by different methods, as Aquas tend to detach in order to gain the upper hand and avoid being vulnerable. I don't think it's true so much with the box, but it could definitely depend on the moon and other arrangements.
pffft.
"ummm,you basically passed the buck just then...
but sure,just chuck in a 'Scorpio moon' ,most peeps would buy into that"

-HA!!! and lucky for me i am dating an aqua with a scorpio moon...lovely! just lovely...

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