Do you zap people?

I'm asking this here because Uranus deals with lightning and I have a lot of aspects in my chart with this planet.

When I was young I thought it had more to do with me wearing wool sweaters in winter. Yes, but no.

It happens a lot with me and people. I will touch them and they will touch me and a current will zap us both. It's quite funny

*sad because it never happened with sex and THAT would be hella interesting*

So, aquas..does this happen with you people?

I zap virgos

Well I once reached for a sag mans hand and he jerked, I said what he said you shocked me I said I didn't feel it. He said you gave me so many feelings at once.

Then that other time I hugged a leeb guy, he quivered? lol I don't understand it. I know I have the power to draw in people but not electrocute them.

Its all those feelings we hold in that begin to overflow

So am I releasing feelings when I come in contact with people? which causes them a state of shock?

Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
I zap virgos

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Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Its all those feelings we hold in that begin to overflow

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I wove you too NYAA. No need to hold your feelings in 😄

Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
Well I once reached for a sag mans hand and he jerked,

I COMPLETELY READ THIS IN A NAUGHTY WAY LOL.

Lol Omg!!

Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
Lol Omg!!

tbh, I have Sag man friends.

That scenario isn't outside the realm of reality.

Only one person ever said I was electrifying 😛 I don't think they meant it in a good way either because I literally zapped them by accident.

I know right they are literally everywhere, my stalkers I call them; because that's all I ever attracted.

I went to give my aqua a peck of a kiss one time and we got zapped. It was funny as all get out! We were like "did that just happen?"

There was a lot of static electricity in the air around that time, though.

Yeah baby all the time!! Come here so I can zap you 😉

Lol it does happen ALOT and never really thought about it, figured was because I drag my feet when I walk... Static electricity.

Happens to me all the time. I always get zapped at work!! We always bind reports to our clients with plastic covers, and without fail I get static shocks! I'm on their ass about going green/paper-free...partially because of that! 😱

Lol one time my boss warned a client to be careful shaking my hand, because I'm like an "electric eel!"

I could probably help them save on electricity bills 😛

Uranus aspects almost everything in my chart, and is my chart ruler

Oh and during thunderstorms I stay the FUCK inside. The way I am, I know lightning is just *begging* me to come out. I would be one of those people who get struck by lightning 7 times. 😐

Posted by munchkin
Uranus aspects almost everything in my chart, and is my chart ruler

Exactly.

YAY I KNEW I WAS UNTO SMTHG HERE.

(you did get my PM, right? only asking because this site keeps fucking my inbox like some relentless firebunny)

Posted by munchkin
Oh and during thunderstorms I stay the FUCK inside. The way I am, I know lightning is just *begging* me to come out. I would be one of those people who get struck by lightning 7 times. 😐

There was an article about a guy who got struck by lighting...the right side on his body went paralyzed.

Then he recovered, a lightning struck AGAIN, his left side went the same.

Years after he died there was a massive storm and the only headstone in the graveyard to be struck by lightning was his 😐

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.

A British officer, Major Summerford, while fighting in the fields of Flanders in February 1918 was knocked off his horse by a flash of lightning and paralyzed from the waist down.

Summerford retired and moved to Vancouver. One day in 1924, as he fished alongside a river, lightning hit the tree he was sitting under and paralyzed his right side.

Two years later Summerford was sufficiently recovered that he was able to take walks in a local park.

He was walking there one summer day in 1930 when a lightning bolt smashed into him, permanently paralyzing him. He died two years later. But lightning sought him out one last time.

Four years later, during a storm, lightning struck a cemetery and destroyed a tombstone. The deceased buried here? Major Summerford.

And about the dude hit 7 times..

Roy Sullivan

Unlucky Because:

He was struck by lightning. Seven times.

Statistically, getting hit by lightning is a three-thousand to one chance. Therefore getting hit seven times is about twenty-two septillion to one. That's 22,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. To 1.

Still not long enough odds for Roy Sullivan, who was a U.S. park ranger in Virginia's Shenandoah National Park. He was, in fact, hit by lightning seven different freaking times.

Some "scientists" theorize that Sullivan's occupation as a park ranger in an area prone to thunderstorms might have something to do with his problem. We prefer to think of him as an undiscovered X-Man with the worst superpower ever.

Sullivan first got struck in 1942 while on a lookout tower. The bolt entered his leg and exited his big toe, shooting the toenail into space. Sullivan has also been hit while driving down a mountain, fishing, and inside of a ranger station. You've got to wonder if there's something wrong with you when lightning searches you out inside of buildings. It set his hair on fire and Sullivan decided to carry a pitcher of water around with him wherever he went. Three years later he got struck in the ankle and since we're pretty sure ankles don't catch on fire the water was useless.

Even Sullivan's wife got in on the action while drying clothes outside. They were hanging metal laundry on a steel wire when they both got hit. Things cooled down for two years, but by his sixth strike Sullivan reported that he was actively trying to escape clouds that were "following him."

Lightning didn't do him in, though. Sullivan sadly shot himself when he was 71 years old, over a girl. Take that, lightning.

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_17416_the-7-most-bizarrely-unlucky-people-who-ever-lived_p2.html#ixzz31Y0NkhWl<BR>

AHAHAHAHA HE WAS AN AQUAAAA

I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing right now

Roy Sullivan

Roy Cleveland Sullivan was a U.S. park ranger in Shenandoah National Park in Virginia. Between 1942 and 1977, Sullivan was hit by lightning on seven different occasions and survived all of them.

Born: February 7, 1912

Unluckiest chart in history:

Sun Aquarius
Moon Aquarius
Mercury Pisces
Venus Aries
Mars Pisces
Jupiter Virgo
Saturn Virgo
Uranus Pisces
Neptune Leo
Pluto Cancer
Lilith Capricorn
Asc node Scorpio

Wow that is unlucky! I dont zap people but I do get zapped a lot from clothes tap faucets and showers for some reason Ive never understood why I get a shock from taps and showers??_.When I was little I had this special blanket every time Id get in under the covers at night i would see sparks when Id rub my pyjamas against my sheets