HELL-LOW!
This topic was created in the Aquarius forum by haffo on Friday, June 2, 2006 and has 97 replies.
You are on page out of 2 | Reverse Order
Can I pee in your buckets?
if ur "thing" is long enough to reach-fishy
Aguaaqi: "If you sprinkle, I get to kick you in the butt! Deal?"
I think that's what Haffo fantasiszes about. By your suggestion, you might be hitting the nail (Haffo) on the head (his smelly butt).
I think that's what Haffo fantasiszes about. By your suggestion, you might be hitting the nail (Haffo) on the head (his smelly butt).
auaaqi the fish is still sleeping....when he wakes we'll we'll check out his sprinkle..;0
mellow, yeah he def fanasiszes for "pee pee" subjects
I recon he's a bit of a pee-artist 
"It must be full, and he needs to borrow a vessel of some sort."
Yeah. That why I asked for your bucket.
Yeah. That why I asked for your bucket.
Hey Elly
What does lengh has to do with peeing in your bucket? You could bring it under my "thing" so I could pee it there.
What does lengh has to do with peeing in your bucket? You could bring it under my "thing" so I could pee it there.
Hey Aquaagi
I can put it trough the pump machine. Like a particle accelerator. lol.
I can put it trough the pump machine. Like a particle accelerator. lol.
haffo-because my bucket is far away from your pee pee piss world, so it would need to be more then the 2cm that you have 
Aquaagi
We could create black hole this way and destroy Russia.
Elly
2 cm? No it's just folded.
We could create black hole this way and destroy Russia.
Elly
2 cm? No it's just folded.
MellowDee
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Haffo: yeah like a bad smell.
That must be lots of pain MellowDe.
Are you trying to get revenge on me because of your past experiences with Pisces?
Are you trying to get revenge on me because of your past experiences with Pisces?
No not at all. An ass hole like him doesn't stay in my consciousness too long. And how highly you judge your own importance haffo. Totally wrong. That must be the Leo in you going crazy. You are an ass hole in your own right.
Well
If you cannot digest my sense of humour, then stay the away from my topics.
If you cannot digest my sense of humour, then stay the away from my topics.
I'll stay as near or as far as I so wish. 
::MellowDee pours a bucket of Haffo's warm piss over him mid rant
::MellowDee pours a bucket of Haffo's warm piss over him mid rant
MellowDee
You obviously want something from me. I'm not going to have sex with you. Forget about it.
You obviously want something from me. I'm not going to have sex with you. Forget about it.
Haffo don't be so STUPID. Sex with a smelly fish? No thanks. I could start growing scales or anything. Ewww. And anyway if I wanted to have sex with you you'd have no choice but to aquiesce. I'm the one holding the water jug, you're just the idiot fish that swims hither and thither in his own faeces. Got it, smelly?
Apparently you are very desperate to do anything else than beg for sex with me.
Don't you have anything else to do? Go find some problems and come back and whine and bitch about it. This is what you always do. Don't find somebody else to have sex with and whine about it afterwards? I'm the only one who left who didn't dump you? Come on. I already said you that I'm not gonna have sex with you. Stop asking.
Don't you have anything else to do? Go find some problems and come back and whine and bitch about it. This is what you always do. Don't find somebody else to have sex with and whine about it afterwards? I'm the only one who left who didn't dump you? Come on. I already said you that I'm not gonna have sex with you. Stop asking.
You pisces guys aren't really into sex tho are you? It's more engaging in disgusting activities like rolling around in your own pee and poo. And you really get off in being treated like a dog. So with this is mind you could say we already are having sex haffo. Anyway I know you're having a great time but it's time for my pleasuring. Come on there fishy, don't be selfish.
Sagitaturies, yeah I know it's like they're driven by different things to the rest of us. It's like they don't know their arse form their elbows kinda thing.
I think this thread has reached a new low in the realms of depravity.
But that's the way Haffo likes it Virgo101. He's probably in a frenzy of excitement at the very mention of his excrement.
*shakes head*
And I thought that I had issues.
And I thought that I had issues.
Mellowdee I think Haffo has a crush on you. Though he is not going to admit it. He is trying to deny his passions for you. But I don't know if you want a fish who isn't potty trained.
Haffo has issues about his issues! No I really oculdn't handled a fish that goes pissing everywhere. The smell would be rank after a few days. PONG
And he calls this sort of thing humor.
I've just realised I'm eating sushi. Seriously no joke! But it's fresh and seasoned and is not giving me any back-chat
I'm sure Haffo would like to know that you are eating fish.
Fish that know how to carry themselves on a plate, they're my kinda fish
Woof woof no lifer. Bark here and there. I need to go and have sex. Instead of what you try to do, at least I have better things to do.
Ok Humping Haffo, don't let me get in your way!
Yeah. I won't. After all, nobody want to have sex with you. I will do as the rest do with you. Just avoid you.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I PRESENT TO YOU HAFFO THE DEPRAVED PEEING FISH.
Now don't get to close to the cage or else you might get squirted.
Now don't get to close to the cage or else you might get squirted.
Just keep swimming haffo in your own shit and shut the f*ck up.
MellowDee I think it would be too thick to swim in. Unless he is having issues...
Unless he is having issues...You could get a nice cushy number working for a travelling freak show circus as Haffo the Pissing Fish. You could be the fishy equivalent of the Mannequin Pis in Belgium.
I'm sure you would be short of offers from lots of freaks even freakier than you Fish-Man
I'm sure you would be short of offers from lots of freaks even freakier than you Fish-Man
MellowDee
Go get laid and relates your own shit. If you can't then don't blame us for it. And finally shut the fuck up. It's not our fault.
Go get laid and relates your own shit. If you can't then don't blame us for it. And finally shut the fuck up. It's not our fault.
What ARE you talking about Fish-Face? Yeah whatever smelly, keep swimming....
I'm telling that you cant get freaking laid and just come to relase your shit here. Go fuck out and leave people alone with your shit. Nobody is guilty for your situation.
Who are you talking about getting laid? Are you about to lay some slimey fish eggs?
You better start with your dildos right NOW. Your shit is too much.
Virgo101 that's a nice pic. I like the depiction of me in that slewing the revoltingly slimey fishman.
Haffo, I don't even have a dick but it's still bigger than yours
Then the question is where is that pee coming from?
Starting to change the topic?
Ohh that must be very painful.
Ohh that must be very painful.
What?
Haffo this is all about you. YOU!
Haffo this is all about you. YOU!
We can rule out the bucket because that is where is goes.
Leave Your Feedback
We'd love to hear your thoughts! If you're not logged in, you can still share your feedback below. Your input helps us improve the experience for everyone. To post your own content or join the conversation, please log in or create an account.
Related Topics
Are you hard to fall in love? Are you picky about it?
Or
You just grab whoever is available?
Or
You just grab whoever is available?
@haffo
Joined: Feb 15, 2005 · Topics: 354 · Posts: 9826
Worst - Pizza Delivery Driver - AAaarraragggg - Horrid job - driving around in the rain with no street signs, Numbers & finding out the place is full of drunk guys - eeeeiiiikkkk
@pisces
Joined: Apr 04, 2006 · Topics: 193 · Posts: 2425
I haven't found a "best" job yet but there are some good ones out there!
@pisces
Joined: Apr 04, 2006 · Topics: 193 · Posts: 2425
I know we are arguably (but please don't argue it - heh ehee) number 1 for original thoughts so what?s the best one yet
@pisces
Joined: Apr 04, 2006 · Topics: 193 · Posts: 2425
I have noticed when I give my man a compliment he gets a bit squirmy - unless its via text in which case he loves it :P
What sort of compliments make you squirm & which ones do u adore
What sort of compliments make you squirm & which ones do u adore
@pisces
Joined: Apr 04, 2006 · Topics: 193 · Posts: 2425
My little sis is all grown up *** Sob*** & on the 7th she will be the big 21!!!
Anyone got some good ideas for her big day?!
Anyone got some good ideas for her big day?!
@pisces
Joined: Apr 04, 2006 · Topics: 193 · Posts: 2425
Yup thats what its come down to - Eggs :)
@pisces
Joined: Apr 04, 2006 · Topics: 193 · Posts: 2425
Does anyone in this forum think that one should have to compromise oneself in order for a relationship to work?
@unattainable
Joined: May 31, 2006 · Topics: 1 · Posts: 23
I cherish my dog as much as any other person in my life. I will always keep him inside with me and outside when he wants to go out. Unless I am outside (However he doesn't mind much) What does everyone think? Inside or outside, what does everyone think? I
@scorpio272
Joined: May 30, 2006 · Topics: 2 · Posts: 11
So hey, for you astrological nuts :-)
Is there something in the planets? For the past few days, I have been in the worst mood for no reason. Everything in my life is fine but I'm extremly on edge and am quick to dismiss a lot of people that I'm
Is there something in the planets? For the past few days, I have been in the worst mood for no reason. Everything in my life is fine but I'm extremly on edge and am quick to dismiss a lot of people that I'm
@LeoWithCapAndAnnoyed
Joined: Feb 09, 2006 · Topics: 15 · Posts: 847