It's Fuckin' Hot Out!

This topic was created in the Aquarius forum by DK09 on Saturday, April 25, 2009 and has 54 replies.
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Sweet Zombie Jeebus!!!! 26 degrees out!!!(82 fahrenheit for you down south). Suppose to get to 35 by tomorrow!!! I like being shirtless and all but for fuck's sakes why!?!?!?!? Uhh I'm stuck to the couch. Don't feel like peeling myself off. goddamn leather! Leeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
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So sleepy! Oh, so sleepy! I'm going to go stuff some ice cubes down my shorts. Bleeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Blah blee blu bleh!!!!
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Did you just censor my title!?!?! Oh there's going to be hell to pay DXP. Lots and lots of hell. Well mroe like me shitting in your mailbox. You heard me!!!!
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It makes me sleepy. Or sleepy-ish. Somewhat sleepy? Sleep lite? Slippy sloppy sleepy? Woosh!!!!
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Just punched myself in the head. It was nice.
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Just trying not to doze off. How are you?
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How did I ever even breathe without you?
Who would've thought that I would love you this way?
Why do you affect me the way that you do?
Just a glance from you takes my breath away
Every time you need me I just lose control
and I can't stop my heart from racing on
I'm helplessly falling won't you rescue me?
Your love is got me floating free
Flowing in the breeze...
My heart has never felt a such bracing just from your touch
When I'm with you I fell like I'm floating...on air..yeah time and time again
I'm blown away...like leaves in the wind
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When you're with me everything's so calm
You know just how to make it right
But when you're gonna become ?selfdrown?
I need you here to make it right again

Every time you need me I just lose control
and I can't stop my heart from racing on
I'm helplessly falling won't you rescue me?
Your love is got me floating free
Flowing in the breeze...
My heart has never felt a such bracing just from your touch
When I'm with you I fell like I'm floating...on air..yeah time and time again
I'm blown away...like leaves in the wind
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Aww crap! Mexico Flu Pandemic.
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Unfortunately it's only going to get worse for tomorrow for NYC folks-upper 90's.
You think as Aquarians we wouldn't mind since we are "cold-hearted." lol j/k. Winking
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I must say i really dig your randomness SPA lol
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How the hell can you people survive triple digit heatwaves?!?!?!
Man, had 4 straight days of heat and humidity and now we're back to cold and rain and even more rain. And now I have to pack for a 2 week road trip to nowhere... WOOH WORK!!!!!!!!!
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I hear thunder.
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Posted by super powers...ACTIVATE!
thanks Winking
A trip to nowhere? How does someone go on a trip to nowhere for two weeks. Does a trip to nowhere have anything at all to do with an empty can, some tin foil, rubber bands, and a vortex?


Kind of. I did use the tinfoil and rubber bands to wrap the fish I caught then cooked inside the empty can and you could say that my stomach sort of is a vortex. I reek of old spice, sweat and mosquito repellent, take a big whiff people cuz I'mma go showa nowz!!!
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Wwoww SPA.... That's crazy lol that is crazy... I've heard of creativeness but damn lol
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Posted by Prince_Pisces
wait what?? isnt 26 degrees cold??? I dont understand LOL!


LOL
*melts* We can blame global warming. Not. The winter was freezing cold and this spring, or summer, or whatever has been as hot as a fat guy's nut-sack teabagging a furnace.

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Nothing worse than intense heat a headache and a throbbing nose. I IZ BLEEDINGZ!!!!!!!!! LET'S GET NAKED!!! IN 3-2-1!!!!
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I'm gonna puke fuck...
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HUMIDITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ever started watching tv then suddenly feel like licking your hands? Just did that very thing and now am confused. Yeah... stuff.
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BUMP!
Hahaha, DK man nice to see you're still on form! Tongue
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Posted by Thetis
BUMP!
Hahaha, DK man nice to see you're still on form! Tongue


LMAO you bumped a DK thread!!! Nice to see you again too! You forgot to post about the weather in your area though.
P.S Weasel
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Posted by cappygolightly
Posted by DK09
Ever started watching tv then suddenly feel like licking your hands? Just did that very thing and now am confused. Yeah... stuff.


Lol did you find you had some chocolate or nacho dip on your fingers?
The only reason Ive heard for people licking their hand is to tell whether their breath smells. Apparently if you lick the back of your hand and sniff it you can tell.
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That's the crazy thing, I didn't eat yet and I didn't have anything on my hands at all. I think I got worked over by the humidity that day. I do a ton of strange things when my head and body are out of sync, well stranger than usual at least. I mean you guys remember what happened with the couch right? Good times.
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Posted by sb
That beach looks nice....not sure about the nude beach aspect of it though. You know what's not cool? Having a naked lady stand right next your locker in the ladies locker room. I never know what to do.


I usually have conversations with other people in the locker room. I'm THAT guy. If you do it right you can meet new people and you won't have to workout alone next time you go back. In fact, everyone at my gym knows me on a first name basis, it's awesome! Just makes sure not to stare at them for too long that's just creepy.
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Ah yes, the beauty of living in the great Midwest...83* blue skies, sunny, a light breeze, what more could an Aqua chick ask for? My bro in Las Vegas said it's 113* there right now...do you think it's possible for your skin to melt off from the heat? I couldn't be happy there because I'd never be able to run around barefoot like I love so much - no one could appreciate my cutely painted sexy little toes!
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Posted by super powers...ACTIVATE!
104 degrees, 97% humidity. Beat that. GAWD I HATE IT HERE>MY HAIR HATES IT HERE


I live in a valley it says 32 but it's actually 44. That's around 108F I think. Fuckin hate conversions. Sweating like a dog all day today.
Sometimes the heat just makes you so angry you just want to do nothing.
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Speaking of tornadoes. I hear they;re building a center for Disease Control somewhere around Tornado Alley. Doesn;t seem like a good place to house deadly pathogens to me. Can I see creepy pictures of Turrnaders? I promise I will shit my pants. It's true.
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Posted by Lactose Intolerant

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LMAO!!! That's a pretty cool picture. Let's put it this way, I'll take a number 3 with a couple number 1s on the side, slopped with number 7 sauce all over. Looks like she was about to touch down nearby on the horizon there.
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damn! looking at this last page......really made my stomach hurt lol!!
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GODDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! So hot outside! 33 motherfucking degrees (91.4 Fahrenheit) already! I'm indoors because I'm so fucking sweaty! Losin' my cool, startin' to drool... Wish i had a pool!
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86?? F right now. And this thread is HILARIOUS.
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SO MUCH HEAT! SOOO MUCH!!!!! The couch! It sticks! I"M MELTING!!! MELTING!!!
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Posted by venusianbull
86?? F right now. And this thread is HILARIOUS.


It's going to get better soon ahahahah!
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Posted by Dynamite Parfait
Must be nice, DK...
It's cold and wet here on the west coast.

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Want to trade places? I'd rather be in cold and wet than hot and muggy right now. Here's an idear! Ok, close your eyes. Wrap your arms around your body start thinking hot places ie. Cancun, Hell, the inside of an oven. Slowly work your arms and then you'll get warmer. I used to do this in the winters when the heat would die out. It helps and hugging yourself is always a good thing.
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UNGGAWA!!!!!!!!! Rollin round in my own filth!!! LEather!!! LEAAAAAAAAATHER!!!! lllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaatttttthhhhhhhhheeeerrrrrrr!!! Touch me! OOh aaah oohh ahhhh Touching touch touchy cheee!!!!!!
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Kegger at Tony's!!! later peeps!
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LMAO cute
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LOLOL Poor DK, bits stuck to the leather couch, melting like an ice cream in August.
GUH TOC, I'd freaking CROAK.
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Nuh-uh, no way. When it's hot you can't get away from it. In the cold if you get too warm you can shuck off layers.
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Me too, and I'd like to be in the middle of the lake about now, under the stars. Big Grin Can't stand being too hot though, it sucks. And there's loads to do in inclement weather.
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FOUND IT!
FUCKING HOT OUT!
That is all.
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AWWWW YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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AWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IN THE BREAKDOWN!!!!!
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GOTDAYUM!!!!!!!! Air conditioner is busted...
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Brand new air conditioner. Got it for 45 dollars! No more complainin'!
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