Nasty Astrology - Aquarius

This topic was created in the Aquarius forum by venusianbull on Saturday, January 30, 2010 and has 57 replies.
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Aquarians really ought to care a little more about who they sleep with - especially in this day and age. They are laid-back, organized and cool - these are also the attributes of any good confident trickster. They never appear to do any work but they always have plenty of money - they must be sponging off someone. They are lazy and indulgent. They could try repaying some of their debts this time. They hate cuddly toys...
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Personality
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Again and again and again the word 'barking' crops up whenever anyone is describing this most unorthodox of signs. And barking is what they are. They may look pretty normal but inside there is an aliens brain. Aquarians make good Zen monks as they already march to the sound of one hand clapping. They are stoic and feel no pain nor cold nor discomfort. Trouble is they expect everyone else to put up with such harsh conditions and look down on you if you do feel hungry or cold or tired. They are driven, determined, ruthless zealots and fanatics. They are, in fact, quite utterly insane.
They don't answer when you speak to them because they are so wrapped up with their plans, their dreams, their schemes that they can't be bothered with the likes of a petty earthling. They eat and sleep to a different pattern to the rest of us. They like to feel cold when we enjoy being warm. They don't keep normal hours. You will never understand what makes them tick, even if you live to be a hundred. They don't tick like us. If we tick they tock. They march to another drumbeat entirely, one that is playing inside their head and no one else can hear, not even other Aquarians. They are unique - and who would want any more of them?
Aquarius in Love
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What? Are you mad? You think these people fall in love with human beings? Oh, come on. Haven't you learnt anything about them yet? They fall in love with laboratory specimens, chemical compounds, spiders, toads, entire solar systems, books, research projects - but people? Never. Well, not individuals.
They do love family and society and the whole of mankind. But not on a one-to-one basis, far too close, too feely, too embarrassing. And if you do ever manage to get an Aquarius up the aisle you'll find yourself married to someone who never says "I love you", shows any affection or even lives with you - kissing may also be considered unhygienic. They may take off on research projects on the other side of the world but they won't be around to put out the garbage or do the school run.
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Aquarius and Sex
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You'd better get used to being examined, researched and dissected. Spontaneous? Yes. Exciting? Yes, sometimes. Educational? Always - you might end up having sex on a trampoline or in a reference library or in a dancing school - all those places you wouldn't normally associate with being sexy will be explored with Aquarius as a lover. They think everything from falling in love, to sex, to work, can be collated, programmed, pre-set, pinholed and encoded in a computer printout. They firmly believe that if you break things down into their smallest part you will understand them. Of course, an Aquarius will never understand the bits marked 'feelings' or 'emotions'. The one good thing about them is that they tend to remain faithful. They may be aloof and detached but when it comes to love this does not translate into straying or flirting ( they wouldn't know how ) or having one-night stands ( they will all do this one once just to see what it is like - more research you see ).
I agree with the sex part. Sex to an Aquarian can be like a game or research. I agree that sometimes, instead of settling down with just one person/thing/idea, we'll instead settle down with the philosophy of things OR the whole picture, vs. the actual thing/person.
One thing that I find funny though is so many people associate anything that's different with it being bad or strange. We live in a world today where the person that steps outside of the box is automatically labeled the "Weird" one, regardless of whether or not that person actually made more progress & had more success than the people who weren't brave enough/didn't have it in them to step outside of the box. People assume that Aquarians are "different/unique" just for the sake of being a rebel & that's not always true. Everything that we do, every philosophy that we live by are not just things we chose out of a book & lived out life from. We are good at figuring out what works best for US instead of being a follower & using the techniques that only work for other people. We experiment with so many things, physically & emotionally & when we've finally found the one personality, idea, philosophy that works for US, it just happens to be that it's the 1 thing/person/philosophy no one else touched. Aquarians don't feel bad for being different. We actually don't see all the hype in being the same all the time. We like being different b/c it actually works to our advantage. People are intrigued by what they don't understand and by anything that is opposite of who they are; We're not that way just for that reason, BUT just knowing that others love & hate us for the exact same reasons sometimes doesn't necessarily make us want to run & change how we are either. Whereas the rest of the world sees us & says, "What's wrong with them?" if only they knew, the WHOLE TIME we were saying the SAME THING about them.
@Fiesty...well it's not what they call you, it's what you answer too. So many people call us weird/different/strange/outcasts, etc. & after hearing these labels they give us, I think some Aquas naturally start believing in all that mess too. Here's my thing though: I'm still confused on why people associate someone being "different" with them being such in a BAD/negative way. To speak as if being different is a bad thing or "not as good as" being the "same," is the same thing as saying the "leader" is a bad thing, compared to the follower. Like I said, people can't admit when they don't understand something, so instead they take the easy way out & automatically label what they don't understand/get as "strange" or something negative. And with me, I know I'm different but the funny thing is, I'm different in a GOOD way. Alot of the things that set me apart from others are things that take me far in life, earn me alot of money AND make me alot of friends. It's not to say that the people who are NOT like us can't obtain the same good things from having such a personality, but still...I don't fall into the whole "different must mean bad" thing. IT's just like with jealousy. Most people envy exactly what they want/can't have. Once they start to envy, they'll end up talking trash about the very same thing they secretely want. And no, I'm not saying that people envy Aquas or wish they could be us, but what I am saying is that people need to learn to just accept that not everybody is the same (This conversation goes for things like race, social status, religion, etc.) & that just b/c something "ticks" in a diff. fashion than how you tick, it's unfair to automatically assume that YOUR way of life/expressing your emotions/socially, etc. is the ONLY AND right way.
Personally, I think people are just so pissed off that they can't ever figure us out..so they end up running, pouting & quick to give us a bad rep. Well it's no wonder, if people would actually GET TO KNOW US instead of trying to understand us through some astrology book, they'd be suprised..we're NOT that complicated
No Kidding lol
My experience with Aquarius is that they can say whatever they feel like it and then say exactly the opposite and believe in both. They have a huge ego and a big problem handling the truth. They twist things the way which suits them. They can be extremely cold, distant, impersonal and cruel people. They care more about their dogs & cats than people. Very stubborn to the point of insanity. Mean, rude and think they are smarter than everybody else. Also sneaky and fearful. Yes, they have some intelligence, but there is something totally wrong with their heart. They love flirting with other women no matter if they are in a committed relationship or not.Players with low self-esteem, inconsiderate and dishonest creatures. If you want peace of mind it is better to stay away from them. They love mind games just for the fun of it. Do not give a damn how the other person feels. They can flatter just to achieve their goal and then forget about everything they have said before. I was stupid enough to give my heart to such a person just to get is stomped. No this mistake ever again.
When Aquarius Love- THEY LOVE. and thats the end. Its so so hard for them to fall in love, but once they do... thats it!
My experience with Aquarius is that they can say whatever they feel like it and then say exactly the opposite and believe in both.


This is true but it's not necessarily hypocritical like people miscontrue it to be. We're just very open-minded and not one-sided people. We have the ability to genuinely understand BOTH SIDES that's all. That's y we're able to disagree w/ u but still respect ur decisions/thoughts @ the same time -- a rare trait that anyone else is incapable of doing. People who only understand one side r narrow-minded.
Mean, rude and think they are smarter than everybody else.


Lol not necessarily. In my opinion, we can come on strong by always suggesting & expressing things we think r more logical which makes us appear to b "know it alls". Not to say we know everything, it's just wer very curious people & r always researching, analyzing, breaking down things (kind of like how I'm analyzing & breaking down ur comments right now haha) & trying to understand how everything n everyone works. R brains work non stop & we live for understanding y things work, so n e kind of knowledge or fact we get our brain picks up like a sponge. N then we insist people to follow our suggestions/ideas b/c we kno it'd b more efficient. Wer just trying to b helpful or educate. Some people appreciate it & some obviously don't lol, but our intentions r good! I personally think the people who hate this trait have big egos THEMSELVES! Lol cuz y not take our advice wen its been proven to work or save time or listen to a fact that makes sense? Lol smh
Yes, they have some intelligence, but there is something totally wrong with their heart.


Lol the "some intelligence" part is an understatement. However, the something wrong w/ our heart thing? No arguing there haha
They love flirting with other women no matter if they are in a committed relationship or not.Players with low self-esteem, inconsiderate and dishonest creatures. If you want peace of mind it is better to stay away from them. They love mind games just for the fun of it. Do not give a damn how the other person feels.


Lol that was harsh. We care about everyone! Lol. N flirting? Read what that girl put up: we don't know how to flirt! Lol jk. Idk about guy aquas, but I def don't how to. We're the sign of friendship, treat everyone the same, n r friendly w/ everyone so maybe that can b misconstrued as flirting. N dishonest? I resent that lol
I was stupid enough to give my heart to such a person just to get is stomped. No this mistake ever again.


Ahhh.. N here lies the root of all the aqua hate lol
Posted by venusianbull
They are laid-back, organized and cool - these are also the attributes of any good confident trickster. They never appear to do any work but they always have plenty of money - they must be sponging off someone. They are lazy and indulgent. They could try repaying some of their debts this time. They hate cuddly toys...
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Personality
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Again and again and again the word 'barking' crops up whenever anyone is describing this most unorthodox of signs. And barking is what they are. They may look pretty normal but inside there is an aliens brain. Aquarians make good Zen monks as they already march to the sound of one hand clapping. They are stoic and feel no pain nor cold nor discomfort. Trouble is they expect everyone else to put up with such harsh conditions and look down on you if you do feel hungry or cold or tired. They are driven, determined, ruthless zealots and fanatics. They are, in fact, quite utterly insane.

This is funny my aqua wants to burn my cuddly toys
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aquarius21 shut the fukc up and leave that dude alone, everything he said is true and you argue it just for the sake of arguing, thank god the aquarius who i like isnt as dumb and doenst need to be argued because i trust her decisions,though her what you call "friendliness" and every other normal being is calling "flirting," just gets me crazy, although i quickly cool myself off because obviously im better, and she is only teasing other.
i think we could come across like that..and if an aqua truly wants to be enlightened we should just stop this mad scientist crap. and do one simple thing: fliter and adapt and reword.
we are great with ideas .. good with people if we just met..maintainning is a different story. i think people like to come to us for advice but at the same time bash us for being this brilliant. i think aquas just have a low eq because at times i even feel myeslf to be soo self absorbed in my head.
if i had a choice i would want a emotional pisces ability to be sensitive to others..a libra's ability to agree to disagree. the gemini's word play and high communicative powers. the aquas mind. and a soul of a aries passionate and firey and a heart of a cancer for their ability nuture and comfort and love. listen...all signs have their bad okay? sheesh everyone is so serious hahaha.
i want to be all signs in one.
damn this thing i keep hitting post.
oh it will save me a lot of headache haha. i think its all about survival..and that means adapting. as long as i know im unique who cares. i'll copy past and edit and cut. smile
touche facilitator. you and i can copy and paste and edit together! lets start a revolution on dxpnet. hahaha god i have no idea what im saying its 4 am where i am..
what sign are you anyways?
everlvolving youre an idiot
yes i am brute! aqua with libra rising. no wonder your so much fun your a sagg!
yes yes your all of them.
i about to pass out haha sweet dreams.
"Personally, I think people are just so pissed off that they can't ever figure us out..so they end up running, pouting & quick to give us a bad rep. Well it's no wonder, if people would actually GET TO KNOW US instead of trying to understand us through some astrology book, they'd be suprised..we're NOT that complicated"
So true.
Lmao @ "If we tick,they tok" loooollll
Posted by KingOfAries
aquarius21 shut the fukc up and leave that dude alone, everything he said is true and you argue it just for the sake of arguing, thank god the aquarius who i like isnt as dumb and doenst need to be argued because i trust her decisions,though her what you call "friendliness" and every other normal being is calling "flirting," just gets me crazy, although i quickly cool myself off because obviously im better, and she is only teasing other.


lol lighten up dude it was a joke. don't take things so seriously... or life for that matter. n ur right, i am arguing for the sake of arguing smile but it's just fun banter. an undesirable aqua trait perhaps? so sue me lol. n thank god ur aqua isn't as dumb? ur right she's not -- you r lol. she's smart b/c she has a man n another one on the side for backup (you, i read ur last post). so there! luckily MY aries best friend isn't as uptight n can take a joke lol
at least i was right, as always and to the rest of it - nanananawhatever i can take a joke, and im not dumb all her and my friends are of age 21 and more, both of us are year ahead of ourselves, so there Tongue
lol when does age equate to smart? just saying in general..ok now i see we just like to talk and conversate new tangents.
im not saying your dumb. im saying for ..i guess new topic. does age equate to smart? and if so is smart and intelligence the same thing to you?
hell yeah age equates to intelligence, if youre 50 and are as "intelligent" as me right now then you should kill yourself, but if you are my age and dumber than me then you clearly are on the level of all other - my age losers, my intelligence is of level, i'd say, of age 22-23, when i order wine in restaurants they do not even ask me for ID (unless its a shitty american restaurant that serves disgusting food) and im 19, in nyc the drinking age is 21, and i chill with my gemini girlll who i adore, she is 21, and we know they are way ahead of themselves 21=like 23 or 24. I might not be academically perfect, but i can tell who the fukc you are just by looking at you, thats why the people i begin friendships/relationships with are in all ways creme de la creme
Posted by KingOfAries
hell yeah age equates to intelligence, if youre 50 and are as "intelligent" as me right now then you should kill yourself, but if you are my age and dumber than me then you clearly are on the level of all other - my age losers, my intelligence is of level, i'd say, of age 22-23, when i order wine in restaurants they do not even ask me for ID (unless its a shitty american restaurant that serves disgusting food) and im 19, in nyc the drinking age is 21, and i chill with my gemini girlll who i adore, she is 21, and we know they are way ahead of themselves 21=like 23 or 24. I might not be academically perfect, but i can tell who the fukc you are just by looking at you, thats why the people i begin friendships/relationships with are in all ways creme de la creme


i would luv to rob you.. im hungry.
dream on, but why not just ask for food and get a job, moron
Lml what I mean by hungry is that I'm hungry for your money..
Surprisingly, I have a job (gasp) but I would love to rob yu for the satisfaction.
You say you from NYC but you must be from the Upper East Side or Soho or something..
There's wolves on my side and Im one of them.. No threats though.
Some word of advice, dont ever set foot on 225th and WhitePlainsRd or anywhere in the Castle Hill/Soundview area I beg of you lol..
And i love when a whiteboy insults me. Moron?
I can hear your voice in my head and Im dying right now.. You niggas is funny.
Posted by MarVel
My experience with Aquarius is that they can say whatever they feel like it and then say exactly the opposite and believe in both. They have a huge ego and a big problem handling the truth. They twist things the way which suits them. They can be extremely cold, distant, impersonal and cruel people. They care more about their dogs & cats than people. Very stubborn to the point of insanity. Mean, rude and think they are smarter than everybody else. Also sneaky and fearful. Yes, they have some intelligence, but there is something totally wrong with their heart. They love flirting with other women no matter if they are in a committed relationship or not.Players with low self-esteem, inconsiderate and dishonest creatures. If you want peace of mind it is better to stay away from them. They love mind games just for the fun of it. Do not give a damn how the other person feels. They can flatter just to achieve their goal and then forget about everything they have said before. I was stupid enough to give my heart to such a person just to get is stomped. No this mistake ever again.


THANK YOU! In a nutshell so to speak... Heartless and Blind. UGH
yeah my foot doesnt go past 100ds street so still dream on, and speculate where i live all you want lmao seems like youre a typical negro boy whos parents didnt give two shyts about, who didnt even teach you how to speak properly stfu and go to your ghetto where u belong
Posted by KingOfAries
yeah my foot doesnt go past 100ds street so still dream on, and speculate where i live all you want lmao seems like youre a typical negro boy whos parents didnt give two shyts about, who didnt even teach you how to speak properly stfu and go to your ghetto where u belong


On the contrary. I belong wherever I wanna go. Im everywhere.
Might not know how to speak properly but who cares. Im still able to do the same things everyone else does.
But now you on that "negro" shxt huh? It's alright. You can call me the N-Word. I dont care lol
Posted by KingOfAries
yeah my foot doesnt go past 100ds street so still dream on, and speculate where i live all you want lmao seems like youre a typical negro boy whos parents didnt give two shyts about, who didnt even teach you how to speak properly stfu and go to your ghetto where u belong


wow.. young, immature, and racist. how unfortunate Sad
now you act like a, mad, negro, boy lol.
lol. is that really u in ur pic? u look constipated. n i love that red lipstick on u too Winking
Posted by aquarius21
Posted by KingOfAries
yeah my foot doesnt go past 100ds street so still dream on, and speculate where i live all you want lmao seems like youre a typical negro boy whos parents didnt give two shyts about, who didnt even teach you how to speak properly stfu and go to your ghetto where u belong


wow.. young, immature, and racist. how unfortunate Sad
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Sorry but anything less than egalitarian is offensive to the majority of aquas. I second aquarius21.
I found it, so here comes a... Bump
Posted by WaterCup
I found it, so here comes a... Bump


why dont you do all the signs across the board?
This makes me think I'm not an Aqua at all... can't relate to any of it lol
Posted by aquasnoz
This makes me think I'm not an Aqua at all... can't relate to any of it lol


I don't either. It is awful. But, there are some people who don't care about their family and loved ones. but it's to show if we have a sense of humour.
I'm an aqua, lisa, they can bump their own signs lol
Posted by WaterCup
I'm an aqua, lisa, they can bump their own signs lol


with dominant scorpio in your chart, and a very MARS energy. You haven't even answered why you like to sabotage your relationships?
Scorp dominant yeah, but I sure as hell wasnt born in November. They can dig their own crap up. I have no answer there for the other question, I just do it. I NEED to do it... no tangible reason, sorry.
If you want one for scorp, go to VB's posting history & click to pg 1263... they are all there. Got that info at the leeb forum.
Posted by WaterCup
Scorp dominant yeah, but I sure as hell wasnt born in November. They can dig their own crap up. I have no answer there for the other question, I just do it. I NEED to do it... no tangible reason, sorry.


then why'd you dig up the libra one? you're not born in october or september.
you forget too that scorpio in tropical astrology is october, so you're biased only for the early octobers.
tis cool, i understand. you love your beloved.
Posted by WaterCup
Scorp dominant yeah, but I sure as hell wasnt born in November. They can dig their own crap up. I have no answer there for the other question, I just do it. I NEED to do it... no tangible reason, sorry.


http://www.pandoraastrology.com/blog/scorpio-and-self-sabotage

Scorpio and Self-Sabotage
Let me tell you a little story about the phoenix. The phoenix was a mythical bird who built itself a fire, then allowed itself to be consumed by the flames until it died. It then rose from its own ashes, shining and new. Fans of Harry Potter will recognize the phoenix because Dumbledore had one named Fawkes.
To be Scorpio is to be a phoenix. The Scorpio part of us is drawn to experiences which undo us, which destroy us. This is out of a need to burn away everything that is not truly essential, everything that??s dross, everything that??s not us. The key is to train this ???death urge?? (Freud named it ???thanatos??) to destroy our negative personality traits and not our most tender heart.
But can you take conscious control of this ability? Can you die on purpose? Can you hold onto what is essential and be reborn? Can you, with the courage of the phoenix, build your own funeral fire, climb into the flames and endure the pain of your own destruction???on purpose? Can you let yourself be burned down to nothing, trusting that there is something in you so essential that it will continue beyond death? The phoenix offers knowledge of that essence.
Tired of being drawn again and again into the same kind of bad relationship, dead-end job, addictive downward spiral? Scorpio says, ???if you??re falling, dive!?? Maybe you haven??t really felt all there is to feel there. Maybe the pleasure still outweighs the pain. Maybe you??re dampening the pain with transitory pleasure. Do you need yet more pain before you will allow the thing to be burned away? Then get it. If you don??t reach for it on purpose, it will come to you when you least expect it.
Pretending you??re a victim of the process only slows it down. For Scorpio, sometimes the only way out is through. Embrace the pain, clasp it to your heart, feel every mote of it. Let the sobs rack you at midnight. Let it burn you until only what is essential is left. Then see yourself, reborn, shiny, new, as if for the first time. That??s the gift, hard-won, of Scorpio.
Hey, I was browsing throu their threads, came across it and had to "lol" in writing, thats all. Reason why I said November instead of oct/nov is because usually when they say scorp, the nov month comes to mind, same as aqua... most astrologers when they describe an aqua man or woman, they say february boy or girl and usually mention january even thou aqua starts in late january. Majority rules i guess. Few aqua days in jan and more in feb.
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