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Why can't I find an aquarius man, boo 😢 I love you guys

The reason you can't find an Aqua is that we've been trained to identify danger...

At HeadX 2014 (the Vegas AquaMan convention), many of us found out about that Taurus Kryptonite we've all heard about..
We even got the opportunity to meet Actual Taureans up close (in a controlled environment).

Those illuminating morning workshops "20 Ways To Get An Aqua To Do Stuff You'd Rather Not Do", "Convincing Your Aqua To Stay in Bed all day Sunday Instead of Skydiving", "Hoarding Your Stuff In Your Aqua's Mother's Yard Rather Than Giving It To Homeless Salvadorean Kids", and my favourite "Possession - The Art of Owning Everything Given Half The Chance" - really hit us hard.

There were angry scenes and a mass walkout in the afternoon session when we learned in the "No, No, No, Never! - I Will Not! - No way, No day! Seminar", just how many of our hare-brained, last minute, passionate plans we poor Aquas would have to ditch in a meaningful Taurean union.

Our Portland Vegans Chapter needed emergency counselling halfway through the closing lecture "Licking The Bowl - Using Chocolate Mousse To Get Your Aqua Into Bed When He'd Rather Watch A Wildlife Documentary". Not a pretty scene...

It must be said, some delegates were swayed by the sublime earthy femininity, wondrously tactile body language, elegant, arched necks, gorgeous clothes, love of the arts and latent ability to transform our barren basements into something resembling a 17th century french chateau, for 20 bucks.

Obviously Not 'true Aquas'...(Pisces Moon probably)

So Ms. Mysterious - tell your sisters - we're onto you 🙂

Lmfaooo you're funny. I like you already!

Step Away, from the Vehicle, Miss

Make me! *fiesty Taurus*

The only thing I'd worry about is I feel like a Capricorn or a Virgo can work for an Aquarius man as Earth signs, in fact I'm involved with a Capricorn myself who I see a future with, but a Taurus is a little too strict based for an Aquarius, if all you want to do is stay home and collect material items, he's going to either 1. start cheating, 2. end it and run off, or 3. stay with you and be restricted his entire life.

SO in order for it to work, make sure to give him as much space as possible, and when he says he wants to do something don't argue with negativity. The negativity vs. someone who is vehemently positive will end in one of your feelings being hurt.

I'm a libra rising so I think an aquarius would like me 🙂

My close femAle friend is an aquarius but I don't have any aquarius male friends unfortunately I want one real bad

I attract them effortlessly . I'm a Cancer,Virgo rising, venus in leo . Their complexity and charming looks is what keeps me interested

You can have mine, lol. Good luck. :-)

I'm kidding. Sorta. :-)