Scorpio Moon For Sale or Lease

... current Aqua Sun/Aqua Rising owner does not remember asking for it and does not know how to use it. Unable to find a storage shed large or strong enough to contain it.

Causes uncontrollable emotional intensity. Power surges not uncommon. Will provide owner with a powerful attraction to sex and enourmous amounts of drive and willpower. Should not be combined with a first house sun / sagittarius mars as this leads to unfulfilling relationships, confusion, and INSANE amounts of energy.

To a good home only... will consider trades.

HAHA

If you can find me an aqua rising, I'll get you the goods...

No thanks. I already have a Scorpio rising... That's enough emotional confusion and intensity for me.

Did I mention that it makes talking to yourself a little bit more interesting? You can have the most difficult conversations with the dark side of your personality as often as you like.

lol

NICE! I think your selling this all wrong..you have to emphasize the "positives"...

It figures...