The BEST way to Piss an Aquarian Woman off

This topic was created in the Aquarius forum by krysrenee7 on Tuesday, February 26, 2008 and has 68 replies.
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1. They hate being smothered. They hate it when their partners can't keep their hands off of them. Yes, Aquarians are affectionate just like everyone else, but feel that it is uncessecary for their partners to over-do things on the affection tip.
2. THEY HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE CAN'T HOLD A CONVERSATION WITH THEM. When talking to an Aquarious woman, ask questions about them, show them that you are trying to get to know them. Don't just sit there & allow the Aquarian woman to dominate the conversation because in the end, an Aquarian woman will feel like you can't keep up with her & she will drop you very quickly.
3. DO NOT GIVE AN AQUARIAN WOMAN ANY REASON TO NOT TRUST YOU OR BELIEVE YOU. Aquarian women are already hard to break open. Once they've allowed you inside of their heart it is ESSENTIAL that you continue to be sincere & honest with them. They rarely give their heart to anyone & when they actually do, you better make sure you do the right thing with it because if you don't, and they find out, they'll never forgive you & will always feel foolish for letting you in (which will cause a never-ending resentment towards you).
4. NEVER TRY TO FORCE YOUR OPINION ON AN AQUARIAN WOMAN. Aquarious are known for being very stubborn, and with fixed opinions. They love to talk & share ideas but for the most part, with most matters they've already got their minds made up. If you clearly show you are in disaggreance with an Aquarian woman, that's ok, but the minute you try to put them down or force your opinions on them, you're playing with fire!
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1,3 and 4 is dead on...2 pisses me off only because if I like the person and they have the mind of Homer Simpson he's then forced me to make the decision to leave him alone and dayum he was so fine but dumb as rocks and that jus pisses me off lol.
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You're absolutely right. We, Aquarians love to talk & immediately express our opinions. It drives us freakin CRAZY when our new interest is too quiet or acts like you're asking them for a million dollars instead of holding a conversation. Communication is EVERYTHING to an Aquarious. We are mostly turned on by INTELLECTUAL compatibility more than physical chemistry.
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Right on, Tiki. Right on. HATE THAT!
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I went through that with another aqua...He has some intelligence, but not much. He's also not very open-minded, which is an automatic NO NO. Fine, he is though smile
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Funny I met an Aqua thru a friend, we all had a light lunch, I hear women on DXP talk about Aqua man's looks but honestly I never meet many Aqua men lemme tell ya this man (caucasion) this guy put the F in Fine, my blood pressure went up, I swear I was sweating beads on forhead LOL! The light bulb went on, this is why women love Aqua men, he had thick curly hair, nice body, tall whoooooooooooo, that was a really nice lunch although I didn't get any food in my mouth...woweeeeee.
He wasn't dumb as rocks thank God, my friend pulled a nice one, I had to give her kudos lol
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Correct!
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Tell them they have big heads.
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Oh, and tell them they smell like sweaty feet. Not the good kind but the bad kind. The Athlete's foot and foot fungus kind not the pedicure kind.
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Why is everyone trying to piss off Aqua women? :p
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Aqua women dont get much love5 round these here parts.

I have yet to meet an ugly aqua. I know they exist, I also know ALOT of aquas.
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Alot of people think Aquarian women are detached & unemotional but that is not true. If anything we are the MOST SENSITIVE. It's just that we express our pain inwardly, and not outwardly for everyone to see. When I get my heart broken by a guy, I cry in the dark & still smile when I'm around everyone else so they always say, "Man, you are so cold-hearted. You have no emotions. Why are you not crying out loud like the rest of us?" And it's like Oh trust me, I cry, I still feel pain & I still feel what everybody else is feeling, it's just that we have a way of living through intellect, not emotions which others can't sometimes confuse with being unemotional.
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Wow...okay, that was so true for me. Maybe I am more Aquarian than I previously thought! I dismissed most descriptions, because I am anything BUT detached- super sensitive, superproud, can always put up a solid front when I'm hurt.
And I hate it when people cannot hold a conversation with me, and I really hate it even more when they don't listen or pretend to- I can ALWAYS tell!
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And I agree- intellectual compatibility always leads to fireworks for Aquarian women. Its my number precursor to sex, hands down. Foreplay is...deep conversation, real communication.
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Mamaquilla...You are so RIGHT about the sexual aspect of it!!! I love to cuddle & feel loved when it's time to feel loved, but during a regular & random day, it's like Geesh, don't touch me. I love sex more than most Aquarians I know, but I think it's twice as pleasurable when someone can stimulate my brain & my mind. That type of mental attraction will keep my flame for that other person alive more than the actual act of sex will!
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Aquarians live so much in the Intellectual side of things, it's hard for us to imagine HOW ELSE to be attracted to someone else without good communication & intelligence playing a big role in it. When I'm first attracted to a sexy guy, I'm like Whoo hoo he's sexy! But then, it's like even with the hottest guys on this planet knocking on my door, I'm quick to yell "NEXT!!!" when I feel the communication between us is not up to my intellectual standards. Good sexy, being sexy, a good job & the other more material things that attract women don't really matter to me unlike that one small component of communication. If only the other guys in other zodiacs would know. They have a better chance of enticing me into the bedroom by just simply talking to me & opening me up (which takes the right person to do) than they do by just merely being sexy
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Are you sure?
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okay, just asking.
Have you pissed on a woman before?
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krysrenee...You are brilliant! "I'm quick to yell "NEXT!!!" when I feel the communication between us is not up to my intellectual standards." So true- I seriously say the exact same phrase! Yeah, you are hot, have a good career...but if you are so wrapped up in yourself to engage me meaningfully intellectually- then, honey, get in line!
(And I think it's very inaccurate when I read that Aqua girls can take sex or leave it- I'm all about the loving- but we have to connect minds first)
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No thank you outcast. But if you want it, I can help you out.
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Invokes the spirit of R. Kelly.
*drip drip*
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hahaha actually I was going to say the same thing! Lady M
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I love being an Aquarian woman...We have the ability to walk away without trying to mold a guy into what we want them to be out of fear of being single. But I think our downfall sometimes is that when we DO ACTUALLY fall for someone, it's like "Hey you broke it, you bought it!" And we know this, that's why we give newcoming potential such a hard time. But then again, in OUR minds, we're doing what every woman should be doing, which is quickly saying "NEXT" when someone even shows signs that they can't keep up with us. Some call that cold & closed minded...But WE live off of the "Time is the worst thing to waste" creed. It's almost IMPOSSIBLE for me to even have the motivation & desire to continue talking to someone if I can already see up front that they are the type of communicators with us that we Aquarians generally like. It's no different than a guy who likes skinny blondes. He's going to keep saying "NEXT!" until he finally gets his skinny blonde!!! It may leave him single for a while, but hey, in the end the pay off is 100Xs better!
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the best way to piss me off is...
underestimate me
try to own me
try to take over my life (I appreciate adding to it, but dont squash my personal affairs or buisness & learn the difference)
base someone's value on how much money you think they have. Some of the most wonderful beautiful things are free & growing on the Earth as a gift to you.
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I know exactly what it is, but why would I give it away?
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Aquarian women HATE to be underestimated. Some of our strongest traits don't come out into the open UNTIL we're forced to show them.
I don't mind being ASKED to do something but I HATE being TOLD to do something
I hate it when someone tries TOO hard to get me to open up. We're "Go with the flow" type of people & we hate it when someone tries to FORCE us to open up. We only open up when it feels right, but it pushes us away when someone gets restless in trying to open us up
We hate it when someone tries to MOLD Us into something/someone they want us to be. We Aquarians already feel special & already feel that we are already the whole "package" & the only people we truly fall for and actually STICK WITH are the ones who have clearly shown that they have accepted us for who we are.
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"I don't mind being ASKED to do something but I HATE being TOLD to do something
I hate it when someone tries TOO hard to get me to open up. We're "Go with the flow" type of people & we hate it when someone tries to FORCE us to open up. We only open up when it feels right, but it pushes us away when someone gets restless in trying to open us up
We hate it when someone tries to MOLD Us into something/someone they want us to be. We Aquarians already feel special & already feel that we are already the whole "package" & the only people we truly fall for and actually STICK WITH are the ones who have clearly shown that they have accepted us for who we are."
Yup. And we have a total double standard. We can do it to you, but you can't do it to us. As I've gotten older, though, I'm trying really hard not to be that way in relationships, which are give and take. And really I do get more pleasure from them if I give a little instead of take, take, take.
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I hate authority. Any type. God, I really do have too much air in my chart, Aqua sun, mercury, and mars. Then fire in the others. I'm a mess.
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All four statements piss me off as well..i hate being controlled and told what to do i will do anything on my own time and comfort..i can be unemotional in certain situations but will shed tears in private and emerge like nothing is happening, a lot of people i know have told me i am unemotional and i look at them as though their opinions don't mean nothing to me and i just simply walk away with a shit eating grin across my face. But at the same time if someone i know is sick i will do my best to show them comfort and kindness, i am the kind of Aqua that if you show me your loyal i will remain a friend to you in return, if you show me or betray me i will not be nice to you in the long haul, i will bring you down as quickly as i brought you up. And a piece of advice to DK09 you best not tell people of my sign that we have big heads or what not cause my sign's sarcasm will cut you like a knife through hot butter.
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this is why i love my aquas....just discovered my aqua friend isn't unemotional. she does hurt. and stress out like the rest of us. just wish i could help her out, its just how i am. she can be independent and such but still...when it comes to emotions that's where i want to help. and trust me i was one of those guys who were too possessive...i almost lost her. but i am lucky shes my friend. shes the only one i can trust and know she is truly loyal. therefor ill do anything for her, she doesn't even have to ask. she has shown me how to just be myself. and i accept her and all her weirdness lol. and i do love communication in my relationships as well. Venus Aquarius. gemini moon.
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stealing is a crime punishible by tickling to death. i doubt anyone wants that...
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@Fiesty.....Oh man I absolutely HATE being tickled! And it's even worse when I've repeatedly made it VERY KNOWN that I hate it & yet that person keeps going & going! After awhile, (b/c YES I'm still laughing b/c it tickles) my funny smile turns to an evil smile..one of those "Touch me again & you die" smiles...I HATE being tickled with a passion! It's so unnecessary & I feel so defenseless the whole time! They see us obviously laughing while we're being tickled & since people automatically associate laughter as a good thing, they believe my laughing is a cue/hint to "keep going!" UGH so irritating!
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aww then where is the fun in that? i hated tickling too but that was cause my uncle was being an ass lol. hes a virgo. lol both my aunt and uncle are virgos and im a capricorn. imagine that. but i like tickling people myself. probably not an older person but a younger one perhaps, so your safe with me feistyLaughing and stealing hearts is a no no too. it wouldn't be fair for other women who like those boys looool.
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Y'all just hatin' on King Kong cuz he can be facetious and steal urns anytime he wants and no one gives a damn because my awesome is to overwhelming. Y'all can;t handle this nuh uh! No way!
P.S. Val you can get your urn back in the mail within two to three days time. There's a chip in it but that's because I had to wrestle a polar bear to get it back.
P.P.S Screw that I'm keeping your urn. You have an entire collection. Plus, yours smells like flowers and girly stuff. It smells nice.
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ill admit aquas always have guys hitting on them. even if they are not single. lol. then again wherever i go the women are attracted to me for some odd reason.
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lol nothing bout looking young. us cappys look older than we are then in or middle years our aging stops. lol. but my aqua friend is hit on alot, even if she is with someone. it annoys her though. either that or she gets amused.
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Posted by DK09
Tell them they have big heads.



HAHAHAHA!!!!!! xD!!!!
That would upset me and I'm not even an Aqua woman
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Posted by tiki33
Funny I met an Aqua thru a friend, we all had a light lunch, I hear women on DXP talk about Aqua man's looks but honestly I never meet many Aqua men lemme tell ya this man (caucasion) this guy put the F in Fine, my blood pressure went up, I swear I was sweating beads on forhead LOL! The light bulb went on, this is why women love Aqua men, he had thick curly hair, nice body, tall whoooooooooooo, that was a really nice lunch although I didn't get any food in my mouth...woweeeeee.
He wasn't dumb as rocks thank God, my friend pulled a nice one, I had to give her kudos lol


Thats cool Aqua with Aqua are you guys still cool.
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Posted by krysrenee7
Alot of people think Aquarian women are detached & unemotional but that is not true. If anything we are the MOST SENSITIVE. It's just that we express our pain inwardly, and not outwardly for everyone to see. When I get my heart broken by a guy, I cry in the dark & still smile when I'm around everyone else so they always say, "Man, you are so cold-hearted. You have no emotions. Why are you not crying out loud like the rest of us?" And it's like Oh trust me, I cry, I still feel pain & I still feel what everybody else is feeling, it's just that we have a way of living through intellect, not emotions which others can't sometimes confuse with being unemotional.


Omg this so true and the rest of your post.
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Posted by krysrenee7
Alot of people think Aquarian women are detached & unemotional but that is not true. If anything we are the MOST SENSITIVE. It's just that we express our pain inwardly, and not outwardly for everyone to see. When I get my heart broken by a guy, I cry in the dark & still smile when I'm around everyone else so they always say, "Man, you are so cold-hearted. You have no emotions. Why are you not crying out loud like the rest of us?" And it's like Oh trust me, I cry, I still feel pain & I still feel what everybody else is feeling, it's just that we have a way of living through intellect, not emotions which others can't sometimes confuse with being unemotional.


omg i totally agree with you . i am very sensitive but i don't like to show it.
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I am AQUARIUS WOMAN!! YAYYY!!!! LMAO!!!
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*taking notes*
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hey I'm guessing the same applies to an aquarian male right?
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If aqua guys are more aloof when you piss them off that's a good thing though lol atleast we get the hint smile
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Lie to me...that will piss me off more than anything. I can't stand dishonest people, probably why I loathe Geminis...lying, cheating, jerk asses...
Aquarius Sun
Aquarius Mercury
Aquarius Mars
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Piss me off & your existance will mean nothing 2 me.
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U will b a ghostly apparition,i wont even give a glance in your direction.
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Tell me that i have a big forehead(which i do have by the way)&i will delete u 4rom this planet.Do any of u aquas have high foreheads with a weird hairline?I heard that's 1of the trademarks of this sign.*puts on the donald trump hairdo 2hide forehead*
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I was called "BRAIN"4rom Pinky&Brain cartoon bcoz of my forehead
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