The Dark Truth Of Sex w/ Aquarius

Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA.

Posted by tubbyscubby
i agree with everything but....

Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA.

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Posted by Vcharm
My moms an Aquarius, married to a Taurus, go figure. Faithful enough?

Posted by rgh1
I disagree with the unfaithfulness. I was in a 25 year relationship and never cheated. Since I have been single for the last two years I have gone back and forth between embracing my inner man slut and not doing so. More often than not I am happy just being friends and not having sex.
Kinky... MORE PLEASE!!!! My boss at work recently called me a freak, to which I replied...thank you Sex should move from being extremely playfull and fun to exploring and being intense. I just wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex and not the police being called to a drunken party that got too loud.

Posted by Ecstacy808
I so disagree with the unfaithful remark.
I am an Aquarius woman and have not cheated even when I was getting cheated on. Masturbation, fuck yes. I masturbate everyday and still not satisfied but won't go calling a friend over to fuck me. When I was single for over a year and 3 months after a 9 year horrible relationship with my daughters father, I slept with 4 individual guys cause of the communication. I am now involved with a Gemini man. Our connection is unbelievable. I didn't think I would meet a guy that I STILL believe came from those SAPPY LOVE CHICK FLICK MOVIES... *gags*, But even though his romantic love and stuff weird me out because I have never been treated like this and is too afraid to even give in, I will not cheat on him.
Slut? Yes. I can be that. But I'm only a slut to him. unfortunatly hes not the dirty talking type... *evil grin* Makes things more interesting because the things I say to him... OH YEAH BABY...
Teasing very much. I enjoy doing it. I didn't understand why my friends gave me my last name teaze but whatever. The thought of being in bed with more than one does not stimulate me at all. Especially if I am in a relationship. Sex isn't really important to me. Yes I'm always horny 24 fucken 7 but thats what masturbating is for and hanging out with friends I can conversate with and have a great time. I do throw out dirty sexual remarks but it is always as jokingly. some people think I'm flirting when I'm not. I'm just not afraid to talk about sex. But not easy to have sex with.
Back to Aquarius women being unfaithful... Aquarius women will not get into a relationship with anyone. We are picky and we know what we want. We sometimes get mislead and tricked into thinking that the guy was the right one, then his true form comes. So what do we do? WE LEAVE.
We have alot of guy friends yes. I have alot of guy friends. But I hang out with the Gay Guys. I can't trust the straight ones around me unless there is a bunch of friends around. And having alot of guy friends make people think we are unfaithful. But being in Hawaii at least people know that I am hanging out with GAY GUYS cause from what I was told, most gay men in the mainland are not as... outspoken as the ones here.
AQUARIUS WOMEN UNFAITHFUL.... VERY FALSE
But heed my warning... If you get into a relationship with us and you cheat on us... Its over. We don't give second chance

Posted by X88B88
My wife is an Aquarius. We've been married for 8 years, and the sex is from non-existent to really boring when it does happen. Shes very 'prude'. I guess she's just not the typical Aquarian woman. She's told me before that she's just never been all that interested in sex ever in her life, to the point where she gave an ex-bf permission to sleep around if he wished so that he wasn't deprived. Not sure she would go for that now though.

Fortunately for us both, we love each other for non-sexual reasons. But the lack of sex has made me aware that if the opportunity arises for sex elsewhere, I would jump on that.

If it weren't for our children I'd be gone and back with a Scorpio or Taurus where I belong, as I'm a Virgo.

I think you guys should go to therapy; it sounds like there may be some unresolved issues involved.

Posted by CancerianGoddess
MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit...then get shy to those that care about them.
Go figure.
They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game.
They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick? This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated. But to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical funtime. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night. which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things