Things that made me laugh.
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As have I.
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As have I.
Was that an intentional double post? Lol they're 3 minutes apart.
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This will make you lulz hard:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DON;T TAZE ME BRO!
But to be honest tasers actually really do hurt like hell. Other than that got anymore?
But to be honest tasers actually really do hurt like hell. Other than that got anymore?
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"But to be honest tasers actually really do hurt like hell."
Now what did I tell you about drunken bets? Seriously though, what'd you do to get tased?
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Now what did I tell you about drunken bets? Seriously though, what'd you do to get tased?
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LOL, you guys have me looking crazy in the library (appropriate place I might add).
where the hell were you???
Now what did I tell you about drunken bets? Seriously though, what'd you do to get tased?
Funny thing the guys at work like to "field test" new equipment. We got a new shipment of tasers a few months ago and well we wanted to see who could take the most voltage. I know sounds stupid but what else are a bunch of guys with tasers and no one to use them on are going to do right? Not to mention getting drunk too ahahhahaa.
Funny thing the guys at work like to "field test" new equipment. We got a new shipment of tasers a few months ago and well we wanted to see who could take the most voltage. I know sounds stupid but what else are a bunch of guys with tasers and no one to use them on are going to do right? Not to mention getting drunk too ahahhahaa.
where the hell were you???
I missed you too. This much
(It's suppose to be arms looking like they're about to hug you.)
Also acupuncture is pretty good. Kind of like being in a room with incenses except the incenses are hot pokers in your back. It feels good though during and after the process. If the person is a pro then you're in good hands. Plus I'm asian it's almost mandatory to get treated every Saturday or Sunday. (I go to temple alot)
I missed you too. This much
(It's suppose to be arms looking like they're about to hug you.)
Also acupuncture is pretty good. Kind of like being in a room with incenses except the incenses are hot pokers in your back. It feels good though during and after the process. If the person is a pro then you're in good hands. Plus I'm asian it's almost mandatory to get treated every Saturday or Sunday. (I go to temple alot)
LOL, you guys have me looking crazy in the library (appropriate place I might add).
You're an Aqua. You're suppose to break rules and rebel against those librarian overlords who promote silence. REBEL TWIN! REBEL!!!!!!!!!! I'm happy that you're happy.
You're an Aqua. You're suppose to break rules and rebel against those librarian overlords who promote silence. REBEL TWIN! REBEL!!!!!!!!!! I'm happy that you're happy.
BEER RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny story. After I finished my shift at work I went to go surprise my gf at her work. Because I like to show up unexpectedly sometimes. Ok, all the time. She works at Chapters. So I'm driving downtown finally get there and start looking for Ames. Apparently she was on break and was eating at the food court and shopping. I didn't find out until later when she did get back to work to finish her rounds. So while I'm waiting I overhear some girls talking near what happened to be the astrology section. So they're talking and I'm eavesdropping. They were debating on what my sign was. Two of them were sure I was a Pisces for some odd reason. And another one thought Aries or maybe even Sagittarius. Now I don't know why they'd choose this poor shmuck as a means of debate but they were. Finally I stood up walked up to them and told them I was an Aquarius. They were pleasantly shocked. They'd been playing "Guess the Sign" all day long at the store with random people. I asked the two girls to explain why they had thought Pisces. One of them replied by saying I had this gooey dreamy look and that I had those big doughy eyes most fish have. Me being me I said "What? No freakin' way am I a fish, I mean no offense to my fish peeps I love 'em but nah fish me no." The one who guessed Aries or Sagittarius had a smug look on her face as if to say "Haha I win." So I said "You're an Aries aren't you?" I guessed right. As to why she thought I was an Aries well she answered by saying "Well I'm an Aries, and I know one when I see one because I am one. And you look like an Aries." I just shook my head and said "Alright, but I'm tellin' you I'm an Aquarius through and through." So Ames shows up right then and there and starts asking questions about why I was talking to a bunch of girls. She thought I was hitting on them. But I wasn't. Ok maybe a little. So I explained to her the story and one of the girls walks up to me and asks if I was seeing anyone right in front of her. I just stood there and waited for Ames' reaction. She stayed calm and she told the girl that I wasn't and gave her my phone number and told her to call me. So I'm guessing what the fuck just happened. By the way the girl who asked me out in front of my girlfriend was a Sag. Go figure right. I ended up explaining to her that I was with Ames and she got all embarrassed and walked away. Ames and I talked about the whole thing on the ride back to my place. I mean come on lol, what an odd evening that was lol.
Pure awesome.
AAAAAHHHHHHHH MY PERFECT ASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Aren't I just the worst? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA!
Does anyone know which movie this was from?
lol@ amy.
she's funny, I like her.
she's funny, I like her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ahh DK...ur going too fast man...lol
Slow? What is the meaning of the word slow. And please don't answer that by saying the speed at which my brain processes information.
Slow? What is the meaning of the word slow. And please don't answer that by saying the speed at which my brain processes information.
lol@ amy.
she's funny, I like her.
I like her too. Alot. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
she's funny, I like her.
I like her too. Alot. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I saw a store owner in chinatown tackle a would be thief today. I laughed my ass off because here we have a 53 year old man running down the sidewalk after a 23 year old punk who tried to rob him. Amazingly the old guy caught up to him (while yelling obscenities in Cantonese) tackled his ass and layed down a beating on the guy with a piece of bamboo. Funniest thing on Earth. I was going to help but man did the guy get a beating. It wasn't even martial arts or anything the old guy just kept wailing on him. To be honest I felt sorry for the thief. His wife had to pull him off the sucker. I went to go talk to the owner and he only knew Cantonese, but that wasn't a problem. He said that the guy had stolen 2 cans of coke a bag of oranges and later tried to rob the register. All in all it was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. Hopefully the traffic cams picked it up because I'm going to want a copy of this to watch over and over again.
P.S. I had sex today. Twice. Awesome.
P.S. I had sex today. Twice. Awesome.
lol @ Amy, cool chick.
Aquas have watery dreamy eyes...they just arent always big. I'd guess aries because you work out so much...which I equate with testosterone...aries. I dont know physical characteristics of sags, but I get along with them great.
Aquas have watery dreamy eyes...they just arent always big. I'd guess aries because you work out so much...which I equate with testosterone...aries. I dont know physical characteristics of sags, but I get along with them great.
I've seen that before. It's fake but funny as hell. The other one with the Radio host is funny too.
Aquas have watery dreamy eyes...they just arent always big. I'd guess aries because you work out so much...which I equate with testosterone...aries. I dont know physical characteristics of sags, but I get along with them great.
I think it's because my dad is an Aries and I look like him. My nicely sculpted muscles don't hurt either
I've always heard that Aquas look sleepy all the time. In fact my sis nicknamed me Sleepy because of the way I look. Sags are suppose to look like they always have this enthusiasm about them like everything is always alright. I spend alot of time staring at Amy and she always looks like she's content with the way things are going. I mean she looks gorgeous just standing there staring into space. Somewhat like Jennifer Connelly except blonde. But yeah physically, for guys, they're suppose to be tall, athletic looking people with long faces and a nervous energy about them as if they're waiting to go off into some physical endeavor. Aries look like they're about to go into combat or into a stare down. Well that's what I've seen from most of my Aries buddies.
I think it's because my dad is an Aries and I look like him. My nicely sculpted muscles don't hurt either
I've always heard that Aquas look sleepy all the time. In fact my sis nicknamed me Sleepy because of the way I look. Sags are suppose to look like they always have this enthusiasm about them like everything is always alright. I spend alot of time staring at Amy and she always looks like she's content with the way things are going. I mean she looks gorgeous just standing there staring into space. Somewhat like Jennifer Connelly except blonde. But yeah physically, for guys, they're suppose to be tall, athletic looking people with long faces and a nervous energy about them as if they're waiting to go off into some physical endeavor. Aries look like they're about to go into combat or into a stare down. Well that's what I've seen from most of my Aries buddies.Signed Up: Feb 22, 2006
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The song sucks, but seeing Stewie chair dive repeatedly to a song is just great.
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Explosive Ordnance Disposal + rock + wasp nest = hillarious.
http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=150612&E=dod-b.nl
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Ive been called 'bedroom eyes?'...but not sleepy. I take it as sexy eye game 
Ive got an aries father too...and an aries rising so I give off the aries demeanor when you dont know me.
Sags are very nice people...so looking always content is true. I know one sag guy who is very tall and he has a nervous energy LOL..he has a bad stuttering issue. But the sag I dated wasnt tall, kinda nervous...I think I did that to him, LOL...but he too is very sweet.
Ive got an aries father too...and an aries rising so I give off the aries demeanor when you dont know me.
Sags are very nice people...so looking always content is true. I know one sag guy who is very tall and he has a nervous energy LOL..he has a bad stuttering issue. But the sag I dated wasnt tall, kinda nervous...I think I did that to him, LOL...but he too is very sweet.
The song sucks, but seeing Stewie chair dive repeatedly to a song is just great.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH PURE AWESOME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH PURE AWESOME!
Explosive Ordnance Disposal + rock + wasp nest = hillarious.
Oh man I gots to do that one day that looked awesome. Blowing shit up is always a plus in my book.
Oh man I gots to do that one day that looked awesome. Blowing shit up is always a plus in my book.
he has a nervous energy LOL..he has a bad stuttering issue.
This guy sounds like me. I've also been told I'm really clumsy. I literally walk into walls, light posts and sometimes I even bump into doors. I always forget to open them ahahahahha.
This guy sounds like me. I've also been told I'm really clumsy. I literally walk into walls, light posts and sometimes I even bump into doors. I always forget to open them ahahahahha.
I just saw a video of a cat getting slung from a slingshot/CATapult. I laughed so hard HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Man my roommates are awesome.
lol, Ive always been called clumsy ever since I was growing up.
My says I have hands like a wet tobacco leaf. I apparently cant hold anything without dropping and breaking it.
My says I have hands like a wet tobacco leaf. I apparently cant hold anything without dropping and breaking it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WET TOBACCO LEAF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe you need to grab onto things with a firmer grip. Just don;t try to squeeze the living crap out of it though. Especially if it's a live animal or a baby lol.
She exaggerates like a good cancer does
I don't know alot of Cancers so I wouldn't know. I'll run with it if you say so though lol.
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Suitable only for a sadistic sense of humor, which I have.
I've seen that already but that is fucking hilarious!
I'm having way too much fun now. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! Follow the bread crumbs and you'll understand. The yellow brick road is only yellow because they ran out of blue bricks.
haha, OR if you read the caption THEN you'll see what a dirty mind would have seen in the first place.
haha, OR if you read the caption THEN you'll see what a dirty mind would have seen in the first place.
Yeah but I already knew when I saw. It's like regular things look dirty to me all the time. For example when I put on socks I giggle or when I was nailing a nail into the wall to frame a new picture. It's like bam I see something and my brain is instantly in the gutter. But hey what can you do right? I am who I am lol.
Yeah but I already knew when I saw. It's like regular things look dirty to me all the time. For example when I put on socks I giggle or when I was nailing a nail into the wall to frame a new picture. It's like bam I see something and my brain is instantly in the gutter. But hey what can you do right? I am who I am lol.
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