Want to hear a joke. its time to add life here ;)
This topic was created in the Aquarius forum by LivingOnPorpoise on Thursday, January 23, 2014 and has 13 replies.
aww why you hide it?
HA!
I typed it but my android is kind of slow so the keyboard made a few spelling errors 
I once knew a man who was on the breach oh his 4 th marriage. His wife was curious so she asked him what happened in his previous marriage. He explained she 1st died from eating poisonous mushrooms, the second died from eating poisonous mushrooms and the 3rd died of a skull fracture. She was baffled asking why, he replied she wouldn't eat the poisonous mushrooms. *snickers*
Abe was seated at his wife's sickbed, weeping uncontrollably, when his wife drew herself up to one elbow. abe, she whispered, abe, I cannot go to my Maker without confessing my sins." Not now, my dear. Lie back and rest" said abe??_.."I can't", she cried. I must tell, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, abe. In this very house, not one month ago - ' 'Hush, dear,' soothed Abe. 'I know all about it. Thats why I poisoned you.
Lol!!!!!!! I love the monstrocity of it all 
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile,
a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on
a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture
it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and
then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it
and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it,
have sex with it again and then burn it," said
the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist
said: "Meow."
a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on
a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture
it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and
then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it
and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it,
have sex with it again and then burn it," said
the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist
said: "Meow."
:') hehe you are such a bad one.. I love it *evil laughter* muhaha.
Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
I once knew a man who was on the breach oh his 4 th marriage. His wife was curious so she asked him what happened in his previous marriage. He explained she 1st died from eating poisonous mushrooms, the second died from eating poisonous mushrooms and the 3rd died of a skull fracture. She was baffled asking why, he replied she wouldn't eat the poisonous mushrooms. *snickers*
You like dark humor. I think I like joooooo
Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile,
a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on
a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture
it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and
then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it
and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it,
have sex with it again and then burn it," said
the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist
said: "Meow."
LMAO
Are we sick that we find these funny?
I don't know why its so funny but I lose my shit over these jokes and when I laugh it sounds like a 7 year old kid thats pushed a little girl in the mud its very sick..
I also love stupid humour like??_
Whats red and bad for your teeth???_.a brick.
Whats white and hides behind trees???_a shy glass of milk
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says ???I??ll have some H2O.?? The second one says, ???I??ll have some H2O too.?? and then he dies.
A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest yells 'get out!' The Boson replies 'But you can't have mass without me'. The priest retorts 'Actually, we can, because the Higgs mechanism contributes less than 0.1% of an atom's mass. Most of the mass of an atom actually comes from the strong nuclear force.' The Higgs Boson, defeated, exits and knows better than to try that sneaky shit again.
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
I also love stupid humour like??_
Whats red and bad for your teeth???_.a brick.
Whats white and hides behind trees???_a shy glass of milk
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says ???I??ll have some H2O.?? The second one says, ???I??ll have some H2O too.?? and then he dies.
A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest yells 'get out!' The Boson replies 'But you can't have mass without me'. The priest retorts 'Actually, we can, because the Higgs mechanism contributes less than 0.1% of an atom's mass. Most of the mass of an atom actually comes from the strong nuclear force.' The Higgs Boson, defeated, exits and knows better than to try that sneaky shit again.
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
LOL
I love when I get a belly laugh from jokes. Doesn't happen that often and it's typically the off colored or really stupid ones that get it. Then I just laugh even more because I am laughing at something so stupid!
I love when I get a belly laugh from jokes. Doesn't happen that often and it's typically the off colored or really stupid ones that get it. Then I just laugh even more because I am laughing at something so stupid!
Lol OMG I'm embarrassed I read the dsylexic joke to my Libra crush and I spit juice everywhere he laughed but not as hard as I did bahahahaha. We are so sick (group hug haha).
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