Animal for a day.

This topic was created in the Aries forum by tall dark and aries on Monday, July 31, 2006 and has 25 replies.
What animal/s would you like to be? Present or past? Why? Tell me!!!
Peregrine falcon. Those MFs kick major azz. I love speed, and the fastest dive for this bird is 260 friggin miles an hour! smile smile smile smile
Tiger. They're big, powerful, and neat looking, so what more can I say?
Alpha male lion. Not as big as a tiger, but I get to run in a pride and screw the lionesses before or after they go out and hunt for the guys, with me getting the first meal to boot! Seriously, they're the pee-imps of the cat world. Where's mah gazelle bee-itch?
Leopard. They get to be all sneaky like in the rain forest. They're the ninjas or snipers of the cats. You could be in the jungle at night with a leopard a foot away from you and not know it until you catch a canine in the head pole, not to mention they hang out in trees and are agile.
Blue whale. Nobody could f with a 80 ft. long 120 ton mass of you can't hurt me. They're the loudest animal too.
Spinosaurus. They were the biggest carnivorous dinosaurs, so yeah.
I may add later.

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The fly, so F'en annoying, and almost untouchable.
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Until the house you're in gets fumigated. Ha! Flies are also easy to hit on a tv screen.
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Tarantula Hawks are annoying since their stings almost feel like bullets.
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NO, I GOT IT, IT'S THE MOSQUITOES. Those bastards. Tricky, sneaky a-holes, that suck your blood and leaves you an itchy bumps!
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MY GOD! I was gonna add "mosquito"!! What's with cancers and mosquitos? Big Grin
ok ok, another one; a female "praying mantid".. I wonder what it's like eating the male while still mating. D'you know male "praying mantids" keep pounding even when their head's already gone? (it's all about passion right? :p )
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I'm going to give male Praying Mantises guns so they can screw without getting their heads bit off. That's some 'ol bullschitt.
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It might even turn on the females
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"male "praying mantids" keep pounding even when their head's already gone"
lol, I didn't realize that they kept stroking. Well, then, they could have an orgy.
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Yessss, they even have an extra pair of brains near the genitals, that's why they keep goin'
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Keeep going and going . . .
. . . I wanna be a female praying mantis in my next life.
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You know what they say, men may think below the belt, but at least they have more than a half of a brain. Tongue Tongue Tongue Yup I said it.
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Actually, they technically don't have any brains. The emotional side of a woman's brain cancels out the logical side. I'm suprised their brains don't short circuit and explode and shoot out their ears. Jk, women are great, the ones that are great at least.
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Don't I KNOW it!!! (uhu uhu) :p
[still, it's the emotional side that goes; uh baby yeah baby moooooore baby] Winking
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Yeah, but the logical side should say that the uh baby yeah baby moooooore baby stuff is good for you since it releases endorphins, relieves stress, burns fat, and boosts your immune system. The more you put out, the healthier you get. Tongue At least until you get a VD.
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Alright, then . . we all want to be healthier.
Where do I sign up?
Crap . . I'm married . . dang it . . .
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I keep thinking that I'm a Velociraptor! lol.
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i would be the Black Stallion...er, i mean Black Filly
lean, muscular, fast, beautiful, sexxxxxxyyyyy
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hmm i want to be ............. i don't know yet.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by OneFineAquarius:[/QUOTE]it would be tight to be a dolphin.
Dolphins are evil dude, but cool none the less. I'd like to be a dolphin as well:
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphinrape.html
 http://www.believermag.com/nonbookreviews/mammal_dolphin.php
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March 26. What, are you going to make me a dolphin? Please make me a dolphin!
I have such a cool day of birth.
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Fuck it, I'd like to be an aries! They fall under the definition of animals, FOR SURE. I'd arrange an orgy, shout at my servants, act totally arrogant, shag whoever I'd like to shag, throw food and lick it off personally afterwards!
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.. oooow Jeee... I do that already
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HEEEEEY, who the f*ck let f*ckin "F*ck it" out??? That was the best part of my writing MORON (and also the beginning, whatever)!!!!
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My lips are sealed -from now on, lol-! Winking
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