Zodiac War.

I was just reading through the "ARIES VS SCORPIO" thread, and it got me thinking about something..

If there was one representative of each Zodiac sign, and they all made up one war team, which position would each individual sign have, and how would all of these different talents/ positions work in unison to create a team?

What do you guys think?

I'm am Aries. I would be the assassin!!! I could see myself cutting the enemys throat and then BBQ them for lunch! hahaha LOL

Nothing good ever comes from wars. Stop thinking about them.

It's all in FUN c'mon don't be so serious.

Posted by Firegurl
It's all in FUN c'mon don't be so serious.

Exactly. Don't worry, I'm not secretly plotting to bring this all to real life, although that would be interesting. 😉

LOL

Well a good amount of the team has to have some Mars influence so Aries and Scorp 😄

Whatever you do, do NOT give the Aries influenced-person the gun please for the love of all there is...!!!

Gemini = the Spy (they can juggle so bloody much!)
Virgo = ensuring the troop's aligned just right
Libra = the pretend peacemaker who may not know what the hell the fight's about but they get a change to look good 😉
Aries = Commander (they are just not afraid to tell people to shut the hell up, even though like libra, they may just be clueless too but will attempt to lead the show anyways)
Pisces = they can make like the tree so they can really be anything depending on what the team needs. Don't give them the gun either, they may just swim away and forget to shoot 🙂
Taurus and Capricorn = organising the resources of the team
Cancer = the team doctor and team shrink
Leo = the one that wears all the badges, and made up titles. May kill the Aries for the commander title though 😉
Aquarius and Sag = if you can find them, good luck.
Scorp = the master strategist. Don't send them to spy though... they may bring back too much paranoia

Even if you find Aqua and Sag, they'll be the ones philosophizing about theories of wars, humanitarianism and such type crap...

*Libra = the pretend peacemaker who may not know what the hell the fight's about but they get a chance to look good...

damn typos! see why you shouldn't give aries the gun 😢

Posted by PlutoScorp

Posted by Firegurl
It's all in FUN c'mon don't be so serious.

Exactly. Don't worry, I'm not secretly plotting to bring this all to real life

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Well, you never know...

I want a gun I want a gun!!! Kill em all!! bang bang hahaha LOL

Posted by Firegurl
It's all in FUN c'mon don't be so serious.

I know... but I can't help feeling like this. It makes me very upset to see people thinking of something as tragic as this, as something fun.

I like your description, zenalchemy. I definitely agree about the whole Aqua and Sag thing hahaha.

Here's my take on it (I'm going to try to the best of my ability to not let my ego get in the way):

First, the Gemini would go down to the enemy's base, and get them all riled up and wanting to fight, and then run away back to the Zodiac war-base. From that point (like you said), the Virgo would be getting all the troops in-line, while the Taurus would be organizing the financial part of it (money to buy weapons and food and such), and the Capricorn would take over the rest of the organization because the Taurus would be in love with all of the money he would be handling (no offense to you Taurus' out there!). The Leo would decide that he/ she doesn't like playing with a team and go into battle against the enemy by themselves, which would clear the way for everything else to take place, but he/ she wouldn't realize this until later. Since by that time all of the enemies would be wound up and on their toes about anyone from the opposing team coming to them, the Libra and Pisces would be deployed to them. The Libra would try to make a fake peace with them so they would let their guard down, and the Pisces would further help this by sitting and sympathizing with them about the whole situation. The Pisces would get them to let out secrets about their plans and strategies by sympathizing with them, and nearby the Gemini would be hiding, taking down all of the information that the Pisces would be spilling out of them. The Libra and Pisces would explain how they had to leave, and the Pisces would be crying, just for even more dramatic effect. After the Libra, Pisces, and Gemini got back and the Gemini described to the Scorpio what information they got, the Scorpio would go and talk to Aries. After developing a plan, the Scorpio would tell the Aries exactly how he needed to carry it out, and so the Aries takes his troops and does exactly what the Scorpio said to do. Somehow within the conversation, the Scorpio is able to make the Aries think that the Aries himself developed the plan, and at the end of the conversation the Scorpio says "great job, Commander Aries" to make the Aries feel powerful and in-charge. And so, the Aries goes and destroys the enemy in a physical battle. Totally crushes the opponents. He comes back, and everyone congratulates him, and the Scorpio calls for a huge celebration to commend the bravest warrior to ever live.

This would further rise up the Aries' confidence, and he would be happy thinking he's been in complete control the whole time, when in fact the Scorpio has been making him think so. The Scorpio had used his power to make the Aries feel completely in charge, even though he already thought he was to begin with. Everyone was happy. But, the whole time everyone knew that the Scorpio was the real head of the group when it came to this war the whole time, and that's why people followed his orders, but no one bothered to tell the Aries because they thought he knew. In the end, everyone decided to just not tell the Aries how badly he had just been manipulated because they didn't all want to die.

And ariesvita, if I actually wanted to bring it to real life I would have tried it already, because if you can't tell I have it mostly figured out hahaha. Seriously though, don't worry. I'm sorry if I'm offending you with this topic, but this is just the kind of stuff that I find interesting.

Um yeah, u best keep that shit 2 yurself cuz I would cut yur throat, cut u into pieces and scatter yur remains. Every1 would be wondering....whatever happened 2 what's his name—? hahahaha lmao

Aries would never find out unless Gemini wanted to get him/ her wound up for him/ her's amusement.

lol!!!

Oh I would find out I'm highly intuitive LOL I'd still cut u scorpio! hahaha

as a team scorpio and aries would be unbeatable, and its true that scorpio would be in control of the whole strategizing and what not, HOWEVER... scorpio is fallin' into aries trap after all aren't aries april fools babies? we are not as naive or clueless manipulated as u might think dear SCORPIO but we let it happen sometimes if it benefits us or if it helps our case. We play the dumb part and tell u convincigly what u want to hear and are observant while doing it and plotting while engaging to see reactions(we sense danger and fakeness). besides even if the scorpio was to rile the others against us, we would be prepared for that already because we are either born ready, never surprised, or fight like we dun give a you know what. Seriously!

Ah, so be it 😛

At least I'll be dead, and you'll have to live the rest of your life second guessing yourself as to how powerful you really are because of me.

lol truth be told scorpio ur right on that one. we need your smart ass as much as u need our crazy scarface ass!

So you're telling me that Aries just let people manipulate them..? I can see where you're going with that but I don't think it would happen because if an Aries found out he was being manipulated (whether it would benefit him or not), his first instinct would be to confront and destroy the person doing it. They act without thinking. Of course, you might be an exception, dragonaries, but I'm talking generalization here.

Posted by dragonaries
lol truth be told scorpio ur right on that one. we need your smart ass as much as u need our crazy scarface ass!

Damn straight 😄

i do that sometimes to see a persons character, disarm them, prepare against them in case the worst happens. seeing ur a scorpio ill prolly be yea scorpio sure man whatever u need bro...and every time i do something i will analyse and keep count and not let see my truer and stronger strength which is to take u out if i decide on it. the thing with me though as an aries that to put me at the stage where i destroy everything i have to be extremely mad and lash out, if i lash out i feel like nohing can destroy me. so don't ever think we don't know what u up to.

our biggest downfall as u already pointed out is second guessing, personally i would not recommend aries and scorpio fighting. Scorpio would never let go, and aries can go from 0 to 360 rage mode in seconds which makes him/her prepared for war everytime

it would happen because if an Aries found out he was being manipulated (whether it would benefit him or not), his first instinct would be to confront and destroy the person doing it.

depends on the moon and mars possibly

hope this doesn't turn out like the ARIES VS SCORPIO thread >:

Alright, I'd just think up a brand new way to approach Aries. I'd do some "field studying" >😄

No matter what though, I do strongly admire Aries for their overwhelming amount of confidence. Although, in some cases that confidence can be somewhat of a contradiction, because like Nietzsche said: "Talking too much about oneself is a means to conceal oneself".

All in all, I think that if Scorpio and Aries were to drop their egos towards each other and combine, they could be a lethal team, like someone else said on this thread.

"Talking too much about oneself is a means to conceal oneself".
lol - spoken like scorp... concealing oneself and aries typical characteristics are quite opposite.
If aries says it, they'll do it in that moment, as long as you don't expect them to know what they'll do in the next moment 😉 wow, I guess there's the concealment i.e. not knowing what theyll do next (is concealment a word - sorry can't be asked to look in a dictionary 😛 )

I know that concealment and typical Aries characteristics are quite the opposite, but what the quote means (and my point was) that in some cases the Aries' tendency to what appears to be a lot of confidence could be a masking of insecurity. Therefore, they would be talking about themselves and their actions to conceal and try to reassure themselves of the part of them that says they're unsure about some things, and maybe even a little insecure.

Pisces would be the secret war spy, the illusive infiltrator. Knowledge being power and all.. And like piscean George Washington we would surprise everyone and attack from where you least* expect us. =)

It's all in the planning and strategy ..

yup yup

yup yup @ PlutoScorp's insight of:

I know that concealment and typical Aries characteristics are quite the opposite, but what the quote means (and my point was) that in some cases the Aries' tendency to what appears to be a lot of confidence could be a masking of insecurity. Therefore, they would be talking about themselves and their actions to conceal and try to reassure themselves of the part of them that says they're unsure about some things, and maybe even a little insecure.


lol @ mystic_fish. Yup Pisces could be anything! very useful for shock factor to the enemies.

Good thinking, my water cousin, good thinking. 🙂

ur somewhat right about the insecurity but something you may not know is that we kill anything and anyone that causes insecurity in us (thereore it includes killing our weaknesses). Aries and scorp would be great if they dropped their egos but dunno about scorps but aries are more distrustful than you think, coming from various interactions and disappoitments in their lives. if someone is gonna hit us a certain way and our defence or fighting way is another we can quickly switch it up to another powerful way quickly and shock u. personally i like scorps they are cool, although i would not trust em'. Unlike leos(sorry), we do not look to get everybody's love but to make sure that only the person we love trusts us and makes us number one, while the rest of the world eather respects us or is afraid of us enough not to f around! works for me

Reading this tells me one thing none of you have ever been in military let alone a war.

"lol @ mystic_fish. Yup Pisces could be anything! very useful for shock factor to the enemies."

Thx guys, and probably an advantage of belonging to the "flexible mutable" lot.. 🙂

oh man, this will turn out as old as the SCORPIO VS ARIES thread. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by james tate
Reading this tells me one thing none of you have ever been in military let alone a war.

I fought in `Nam!

Haha just kidding. Nope, never been in either, but I find tactics and things like that interesting. Over all I like understanding personalities of people. I'm just a curious tiny Scorpion, don't mind me..

Posted by dragonaries
oh man, this will turn out as old as the SCORPIO VS ARIES thread. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nah, it won't, don't worry. The only thing really driving the SCORPIO VS ARIES thread is the Aries' desire to appear on top, which I can live with because I don't like the attention anyway 😉

ive, fought on DXP, and with more than one scorpio where i came out victorious(in the virtual sense, i think)... and that james makes me qualified for war!

Posted by dragonaries
ive, fought on DXP, and with more than one scorpio where i came out victorious(in the virtual sense, i think)... and that james makes me qualified for war!

I think being born under the Aries sign alone is enough to qualify for war xD

lol true, the problem is so hard to control the energy, sometimes i find myself only catching 3 hours sleep... OH no i see what ur trying to do, making me think im the strongest! why u sneaky scorp

We are on top.......In bed! hahahaha LOL

Posted by dragonaries
lol true, the problem is so hard to control the energy, sometimes i find myself only catching 3 hours sleep... OH no i see what ur trying to do, making me think im the strongest! why u sneaky scorp

Funny thing is, I didn't even realize what I did there until you brought that to my attention 😕 Damn!

I guess I'm subconsciously sneaky when I'm not being consciously sneaky 😄 Sorry about that. I really did mean that, though.

its so hard being an aries sometimes, its like those people in the movies who when being caught on fire start dancing around to put it out, that us 24/7!

lol its ok, i like scorps, first best friend was one and never betrayed his trust

Posted by dragonaries
lol its ok, i like scorps, first best friend was one and never betrayed his trust

I've never had an Aries as a true friend. I've had a few acquaintances, but they usually don't like my sarcasm about things for some reason.. maybe I've just had bad luck. Maybe one day..