The most dangerous water sign

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Cancan
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I think it's Pisces

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I know what your thinking... No.. Cancan they are the sweetest... The most chill..

and that's exactly what they want you to think!

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Let me give you an example ...of how the water signs operate and why Pisces is the most dangerous of the water signs

A Scorpio lady lights a house on fire... When the police show up Scorpio is sitting on the curb with a lit cigarette... The police handcuff her without a fuss and she goes to prision for the rest of her life without a word... We never why she did it

A cancer lady lights a house on fire... When the police show up she is hysterical about what she's done ..she explains to the officer that she has been beatin and abuse for years and she just snapped after a highly public trail she is set free

Pisces lady sets a house on fire... When the police arrive...NO ONE IS THERE they never figured out who burnt the house down but sweet Pisces helped fill out the insurance papers and offers shoulder to cry on...

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This is what makes them the deadliest water sign! 😆 what do you guys think? If don't agree who is the most deadly water sign and why?
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Posted by TheTinMan
I don't know. you don't want to fuck with Scorpios. especially anybody for that matter that's plutonian influence. when they/we get angry we set YOUR ass on fire.
The irony is I really think that Pisces is downplayed and Scorpio is hyped up... The smooth factor is really makes Pisces dangerous they fuck people and remain the zodiac sweet heart... That's power!!! Real power

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Posted by Cancan26
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My baby sister who's a pisces doesn't take shit from anyone and i taught her how to fight. So yes. Pisces is dangerous. Especially of you train her to be like batman.
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She beat up two girls who were tryna start shit and my sister is 5'2. Me and her are so alike. So now y'all know what I would be like if I were a pisces.
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aaaaaaand FYI:

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I can't see it on my teeny tiny phone

..does it say that a chick that has a cancer sun, Scorpio moon, Pisces mars is the zodiac killer... Cause it shouldn't ....

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Most Dangerous Zodiac Signs: Who Is Number One?

https://www.instantcheckmate.com/crimewire/post/zodiac-killer/

Fckn tinypic resizing my shit. nevermind the jokes ruined.



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Holy shit it is me !!

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But it would have been me regardless too many water bits...

😄 😄
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Posted by LadyNeptune
My sisters friend was mad at her ex so she invited him over. Before she had her friend do some damage to her face and body. She called the cops a few minutes before he got their and they locked his ass up for battery.

Irony was he didn't lay a finger on her. That time.
I knew one that did something like this... And I was so scared and............ Kind of impressed and also scared lol 😆
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Yeah Pisces will destroy you mentally, physically, and emotionally.
Pisces are strong af if you piss one off you should be scared 😆 😆 they don't get enough credit...
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Because we have empathy we can understand what motivates you, and then use that knowledge to destroy you. Takes a lot to piss us off tho...
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Yeah Pisces will destroy you mentally, physically, and emotionally.
Pisces are strong af if you piss one off you should be scared 😆 😆 they don't get enough credit...
Because we have empathy we can understand what motivates you, and then use that knowledge to destroy you. Takes a lot to piss us off tho...
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Lol it does take a LOT to push you to that point..

and I think it's cause you guys are so nice that's why it surprises me

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Virgos have been saying this forr... how long

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lol....love the shots you all take at the fish....

Virgals:

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??‍♀️ They never get blamed for anything and we always do which is headass


going to let you all compete amongst your axis for top victim/martyr slot...
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Oh nonononono they win that bc they're always seen as the angel
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PiscesFromPluto
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I believe it's Pisces. We are not the most hostile, nor the most likely to snap. But I guarantee we will get away with anything. I, personally, CAN be extremely manipulative. I don't like to be, but I can be. We also have the ability AKA "gift" of dissociation.

Maybe just me.

Ascendant Leo

Sun Pisces

Mercury Pisces

Moon Taurus

Venus Aquarius

Mars Scorpio

Jupiter Capricorn

Saturn Scorpio

Uranus Sagittarius

Neptune Capricorn

Pluto Scorpio

Moon opposite Pluto - almost exact

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Cancan
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A Scorpio stares at a house intensely, till it lights on fire.

Oh, please! Don't encourage Scorpios to be more delusional than they already are...


Scorps seem pretty good at inflicting incurable cases of butthurt...case in point ^

Cancer is worst in the blind rage/brute strength category. More Hulk-like than Taurus IMO, even the women.

Pisces are the most slick though. I think they are the true strategists of the zodiac, and also most mysterious - two astro-stereotypes often attributed to Scorps. Boxing world is actually full of them, and they are the best defensive fighters/counter-punchers in the sport currently, which is ultimately the smartest way to fight IMO (Mayweather, Ward, Garcia, etc.).

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Hulk smash!!!

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No its Cancers..............its a trap lol 🙂

Honestly i think its cancers.

My brother is one and that dude showed psychopathic traits from a young age killing our pets, pushing our other brother behind a moving vehicle etc

Our family knows his ways...he is extremely cunning. I don't trust him.

I have met other cancers who will do evil shit to others so they can feel better.

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nah, I know too many cancer dudes that are scrappers, go to bars to fight random dudes etc. Had a cancer friend choke slam an old man into a pool table last weekend actually, cause they hit shoulders.

Buncha savages.
Been in combat sports all my life. If there is a sign that stands out in my experience for brute physical strength/explosiveness, it is definitely the crab. And I would also say the stereotype of Aries fearlessness holds true...
Speaking of Aries two of them have Aries moons! The other three have Scorp moons, they have a long history in the small town I live in for being notorious fighters, they talk shit and stand behind their shit talking with swingin fists.
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Cancers can be gnarly - like Conor McGregor and Mike Tyson. Schwarzenegger and John Cena are both Cancer risings.
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Mike Tyson - Cancer Sun

Sylvester Stallone - Cancer Sun

Conor McGregor *born the day after me* - Cancer Sun and Moon , 12th house Mars

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Cancer Rising, Cancer Mercury, Cancer Venus, Pisces MC, 12th house Mars

Michael Jordan - Cancer Rising, Pisces MC

LeBron James - Pisces MC, Pisces Mars (conjunct MC)

John Cena - Cancer Rising, Pisces MC, Pisces mars (conjunct MC)

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Cancer MC, Cancer Mars (most elevated planet)

McGregor and Schwarzenegger both have a 12th house Mars, but it is the most elevated planet in both of their charts. Van Damme's Cancer Mars is also his most elevated planet. LeBron James and John Cena both have a Pisces Mars as the most elevated planet in their charts, conjunct Pisces MC's.

Moral of the story = water placements can be tough.
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Bahahaha yeah sounds about right. My little bro is a crazy mofo who seems nice and sweet on the outside.

He said in highschool, a guy kept fucking with him in class. He would throw shit at him and all that. Then one day the guy drew on his white shirt. My bro looked back and asked the guy if he did it. The guy said "what are you gonna do about it?" And my bro said "you'll see". Instead of beating him up, my bro planted drugs in his locker and called the anonymous drug hotline and the kid got expelled 😂😂😂 no one ever found out it was him. Fucking brilliant
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