12 presents
This topic was created in the Astrology forum by cancimini on Sunday, April 22, 2007 and has 6 replies.
If you could give the following (12) objects to each of the 12 signs, who'd get what? And most importantly.. WHY?? =D
1. vibrator
2. DIY-book
3. cigar
4. doggy (and I don't mean yurrrrrs :p)
5. chessboard
6. karaoke bar
7. tequila boom-boom
8. whip
9. egg
10. gps system
11. matches
12. fart cushion
1. vibrator
2. DIY-book
3. cigar
4. doggy (and I don't mean yurrrrrs :p)
5. chessboard
6. karaoke bar
7. tequila boom-boom
8. whip
9. egg
10. gps system
11. matches
12. fart cushion
1. vibrator
-> PISCHES: just stick in their hands and let it vibrate, that way they don't appear to be dead! (you know I'm just teasing right? hehe)
2. DIY-book
-> VIRGO: very smart, neat, but uuuuhm.. they could use some help with the practical side of the matter sometimes
and afterwards, just mobilize ?em to tidy up your place 
3. cigar
-> gemini: the cigar combined with a drink = lots of talking, laughing, gossiping,?
4. doggy (and I don't mean yurrrrrs :p)
-> taurus; cause they're as cuddly as that little creature
5. chessboard
-> scorpio: there's nothing like chess playing with a mind playing scorpio
6. karaoke bar
-> Aries: lots of fun, haha, let's go WRONG baby!
7. tequila boom-boom
-> sagittarius: 1 2 3 ? GO!
8. whip
-> leo: now who's been a bad BAD boy/girl?
9. egg
-> libra: what was first, libra? the chicken or the egg?...
10. gps system
-> aquarius: ?cause they're always a bit lost, hehe
11. matches
-> capricorn; to damn cold to light one's fire themself
(teasing, TEASING!!!)
12. fart cushion
-> cancer: the cancer-laugh is unique! ?cause when we laugh.. when WE laugh? ? ? well then we're not crying I guess
-> PISCHES: just stick in their hands and let it vibrate, that way they don't appear to be dead! (you know I'm just teasing right? hehe)
2. DIY-book
-> VIRGO: very smart, neat, but uuuuhm.. they could use some help with the practical side of the matter sometimes
and afterwards, just mobilize ?em to tidy up your place 3. cigar
-> gemini: the cigar combined with a drink = lots of talking, laughing, gossiping,?
4. doggy (and I don't mean yurrrrrs :p)
-> taurus; cause they're as cuddly as that little creature
5. chessboard
-> scorpio: there's nothing like chess playing with a mind playing scorpio
6. karaoke bar
-> Aries: lots of fun, haha, let's go WRONG baby!
7. tequila boom-boom
-> sagittarius: 1 2 3 ? GO!
8. whip
-> leo: now who's been a bad BAD boy/girl?
9. egg
-> libra: what was first, libra? the chicken or the egg?...
10. gps system
-> aquarius: ?cause they're always a bit lost, hehe
11. matches
-> capricorn; to damn cold to light one's fire themself
(teasing, TEASING!!!)12. fart cushion
-> cancer: the cancer-laugh is unique! ?cause when we laugh.. when WE laugh? ? ? well then we're not crying I guess
I wan't some pet Chipmunks.
Small squeezy chippie squeakies.
Matches for what?
Signed Up: Feb 22, 2006
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vibrator - Scorpio, so she can get diddled on demand, no questions asked.
DIY-book - Virgo, because if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself.
cigar - Capricorn, because businessmen and cigars go hand in hand.
doggy (and I don't mean yurrrrrs :p) - Libra, because they are soooooooo cute!
chessboard - Aquarius, because they're nerds. :p
karaoke bar - Cancer, because they want to take care of and entertain their hosts.
tequila boom-boom - Pisces, since they're drinky ass water signs.
whip - Leo, because a whip represents power over another person.
egg - I assume that this is an edible egg, so I say Taurus, since they like the comfort of food.
gps system - Sagittarius, since they supposedly love to travel.
matches - Aries, because this is the most dangerous gift of the list, lol. Plus we like fire.
fart cushion - Gemini, since a few Geminis I've come across play too damn much.
DIY-book - Virgo, because if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself.
cigar - Capricorn, because businessmen and cigars go hand in hand.
doggy (and I don't mean yurrrrrs :p) - Libra, because they are soooooooo cute!
chessboard - Aquarius, because they're nerds. :p
karaoke bar - Cancer, because they want to take care of and entertain their hosts.
tequila boom-boom - Pisces, since they're drinky ass water signs.
whip - Leo, because a whip represents power over another person.
egg - I assume that this is an edible egg, so I say Taurus, since they like the comfort of food.
gps system - Sagittarius, since they supposedly love to travel.
matches - Aries, because this is the most dangerous gift of the list, lol. Plus we like fire.
fart cushion - Gemini, since a few Geminis I've come across play too damn much.
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