3 sag risings walk into a bar...

...or in our case a restaurant.

Me, a Virgo friend and a Taurus chick.

I managed to spill the drinks.

Then the Virgo tips over the food platter.

Then the Taurus, walking back from the bathroom, trips over a carpet but manages to regain balance. Almost gets near to the table, trips again, this time belly on the floor.

It's just ridic. Are we a peril to the restaurant industry?

I was waiting for that lol.

Definitely be the one tripping over something. My equilibrium is off balance. Haha blushing because usually all eyes on me..Lol

Definitely look at the Virgo tipping the food platter. Omg I am hungry wtf now we have to wait longer for our food.

Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
Definitely look at the Virgo tipping the food platter. Omg I am hungry wtf now we have to wait longer for our food.

If looks could kill in that moment, my Virgo mate would be done for. Ebil taurean looks.

Posted by Ands2016
2 leo moons walk into a mexican bar ordering bottomless mojitos...

lol, trick joke.

there would be no one to take their order since everyone would be fainting and going unconscious.

not one, but two leo moons? they're not ever waking up.

Posted by Ands2016
5 scorpios enter a bar...?

bar runs out of holes.

The user who posted this message has hidden it.

This was a good post. wtf?

You should have said "except firebunny"

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Posted by Damnata
...or in our case a restaurant.

Me, a Virgo friend and a Taurus chick.

I managed to spill the drinks.

Then the Virgo tips over the food platter.

Then the Taurus, walking back from the bathroom, trips over a carpet but manages to regain balance. Almost gets near to the table, trips again, this time belly on the floor.

It's just ridic. Are we a peril to the restaurant industry?

This is a good example of how @DonJohnson Sag rising completely destroys any and all hope he had of being a venusian ahahahaha

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I know but he's a first house neptunian. No one will wake him up from that.

I think if you gathered all risings in a forest in pitch darkness...and put a furniture somewhere...

The sag rising will immediately locate it with the ankles.

Posted by VivaciousScorpio
For the love of God do not ever go to an antiques store and if you are to receive a package that says "fragile", do not pick it up. Call for help and get a friend to deliver it.

Funnily enough, I can manage that. Hand coordination is on point.

It's all that furniture that becomes invisible that is the problem.

But the fragile thing is no joke. It was the last puzzle in an escape room 2 days ago. A cube you had to roll on the floor in a certain way.

I immediately asked someone else to do it.

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Posted by Damnata
I think if you gathered all risings in a forest in pitch darkness...and put a furniture somewhere...

The sag rising will immediately locate it with the ankles.

I'm more of a toes girl myself.

Do all your shoes have little scuff marks on the very front where you trip over your own feet? Mine are worse on my right foot. #noniceshoes

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yes! sideways too.

every day i shower i find a new bruise.

LMAO

Stop taking pictures of us, P!

See you would never see me in those types of pics. I am still waiting for my food because the Virgo tipped the food platter twenty minutes ago. UP on Where the fuck is my food and looks up to see this haha...It's entertainment...

Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
I am still waiting for my food ...

Lol haha is it here yet, omg I am going home. See y'all or wait I'm the designated driver. Shit. Lol. I will eventually get up and go talk to the bartender she seems cool.. Lol

Pisces go to a bar... and drinks all of it in one glance, because its water after all, with a flow he goes, a very lala land one.

A pisces go to a bar and his eyes pop out

Posted by hydorah
A pisces go to a bar and his eyes pop out

Clever.

Posted by Damnata

Posted by hydorah
A pisces go to a bar and his eyes pop out

Clever.

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ah I didn't expect anybody to get it

*goes to a bar

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Posted by Damnata

Posted by hydorah
A pisces go to a bar and his eyes pop out

Clever.

ah I didn't expect anybody to get it

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So much pressure on us dxpers!

Posted by Koniucha
Aren't you guys supposed to be graceful, like horses?

Indeed.

Posted by Koniucha
lol

How do they know the horse is drunk??

Well they don't, but that's how i imagine a sag rising spending the night.

Posted by exo
one time i was dancing too hard with my drink and dropped it and glass shattered on the dancefloor.

instead of telling the bartender, i just relocated to a new spot and let some random buy me another drink.

i still feel guilty. 😢

are you a good tipper?

i always wonder whether sag risings tend to tip generously since we make so much mess.

Well I do it without the mess too, but more with the mess.

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Posted by Damnata

Posted by exo
one time i was dancing too hard with my drink and dropped it and glass shattered on the dancefloor.

instead of telling the bartender, i just relocated to a new spot and let some random buy me another drink.

i still feel guilty. 😢

are you a good tipper?

i always wonder whether sag risings tend to tip generously since we make so much mess.

Well I do it without the mess too, but more with the mess.

Neigh!

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ahahaha