A Pet for Each Zodiac
This topic was created in the Astrology forum by truecap on Thursday, July 11, 2013 and has 5 replies.
Aries: ?_ Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!
Taurus: ?_ A turtle: it's slow-moving, doesn't need a lot of attention, and won't compete with its owner for food.
Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--
Cancer: ?_ Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.
Leo: ?_ A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn't compete with its owner's place in the sun.
Virgo: ?_ Let's see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $ 3.86, including tax--
Libra ?_: Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won't require as much time and attention. Oh, I don't know. What would you do? Are you sure?
Scorpio: ?_ A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. What's not to like?
Sagittarius: ?_ A horse, of course! Let?_s hope it's got enough stamina to keep up with me.
Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?
Aquarius ?_: A hamster. First, I've got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they don't make anything like that? That's okay, I'm sure what I come up with will be much better.
Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, they're easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them...
Complements of: http://www.forrestastrology.com/Humor-by-Sign/
Taurus: ?_ A turtle: it's slow-moving, doesn't need a lot of attention, and won't compete with its owner for food.
Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--
Cancer: ?_ Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.
Leo: ?_ A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn't compete with its owner's place in the sun.
Virgo: ?_ Let's see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $ 3.86, including tax--
Libra ?_: Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won't require as much time and attention. Oh, I don't know. What would you do? Are you sure?
Scorpio: ?_ A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. What's not to like?
Sagittarius: ?_ A horse, of course! Let?_s hope it's got enough stamina to keep up with me.
Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?
Aquarius ?_: A hamster. First, I've got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they don't make anything like that? That's okay, I'm sure what I come up with will be much better.
Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, they're easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them...
Complements of: http://www.forrestastrology.com/Humor-by-Sign/
I've had lots of pets through the years. I don't think I've ever paid for a pet in my life!
NOU! I love cats!!!! Gemini here 
Posted by Jynja
Oh, Scorps like cats, that's for sure. LULX
Hahaha... That we do...
Good giggle for first thing in the morning
hamster?? lol
ok my hubs thinks i'm cute and lovable, but a hamster? Maybe a fuzzy soft bunny rabbit. Yeah.
ok my hubs thinks i'm cute and lovable, but a hamster? Maybe a fuzzy soft bunny rabbit. Yeah.
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