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CANCER
You are naughty when you think you are poor, even though you won the lottery. Naughty when you defend yourself against imaginary enemies with loony bird behaviour. Naughty when you let the weather rule your moods Naughty when you when cling to friends, lovers, offspring and spouses, like moss to a rock. Naughty when you are upset and don??t even let your loved ones close. You are nice when you write loving poems to your friends. Nice when you fill your home with beautiful objects and make it welcoming. Nice when you travel to far off places by the ocean. Nice when you look after your old mum with devotion and care. Nice when you are there for those who need your motherly support!
LEO
You are naughty when you delegate, naughty when you boss everyone around, naughty when you spend so much money the bank manager has a nervous breakdown. You are naughty when you shout ???off with her head!?? Naughty when you look at your own reflection in shop windows to check if you have aged twenty years in a minute. Naughty when you interrupt someone else??s flow and refuse to listen to their point of view. You are nice when you purr with generous benevolence, nice when you sing ???When you walk through a storm hold your head up high!?? as if it had been written for you. Nice when you are willing to brave terrible challenges to come through for a friend. And nice because you have a huge heart.
VIRGO
You are naughty when you insist on resolving long winded anagrams instead of chatting to your partner. Naughty when you wrinkle your brow so much, your eyebrows catch fire. Naughty when you pick fluff off everything that moves. Naughty when you find fault with everything that moves. Naughty when you join the Worry Club. Naughty when you get hung up on hang ups. Nice when you do everything you can to help a sick friend. Nice when you fall madly, deeply and passionately in love and forget to pick fluff off your beloved. Nice when you look beautiful, clear eyed balanced and calm, as if butter would not melt in your mouth. Nice when you open the right savings accounts. Nice when you are loyal to someone others scorn.
LIBRA
You are naughty when you spend an hour deciding whether to turn left or right. Naughty when you hum and ha about marriage after a 15 year engagement. Naughty when your metabolism moves so slowly you cannot get out of bed. Naughty when you don??t have your usual eight hours sleep, breakfast, and lunch etc. Naughty when you justify V
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Naughty when you justify Vlad the Impaler??s atrocities as being the result of an unhappy childhood. Nice when dimples appear as you smile, Nice when you are so beautiful everyone stares. Nice when you compromise with a loved one. Nice when you even see a shark??s point of view. And nice when you take charge of everyone with so much grace
SCORPIO
You are naughty when you travel to the underworld to get instructions on how to get even from Mr. Dark himself. Naughty when you are even suspicious of Mother Teresa and Lassie. Naughty when you turn violent and become Godfather IV. Naughty when you join an M & S club for recreational enjoyment. Nice because you are so darned attractive and charismatic. Nice because you look great in black leather. Nice because you can be so fiercely loyal you would die to protect a friend, country or belief system. Nice when you can sometimes be so open, friendly charming folks tend to forget you were the original Exorcist.
SAGITTARIUS
You are naughty when you take superficial attitudes and joke about others difficulties. Naughty when you trip over the carpet, door mat, wall to wall carpet or sleeping cat. You are naughty when you flirt outrageously in front of your partner. Naughty because you like the sound of your own jokes. You are nice when you make awesome punch at the party, social gathering, or Green demonstration. You are nice when you sing lead in the rock band, believe in something ???higher?? and take photos of rare wildlife. You are also nice to your cat, dog and pet otter.
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CAPRICORN
You are naughty when you think about stocks and shares when you are making love. Naughty when you smother your friends with excruciatingly boring financial pros and cons. Naughty when you interfere in family politics, or any politics for that matter. Naughty when you never admit you were wrong. Naughty because you might not find your inner core, even if it was staring you in the face. You are nice when you protect your family and friends from material disaster. Nice when you pet your cat and dog, who adore you. Nice because everyone knows you can be trusted with a secret. Nice because you like expensive restaurants and are willing to foot the bill and nice because you are a chip off the old block!
AQUARIUS
When even your cat??s bad day offends your sensitivities you, you are naughty. You are naughty when you say even Attila the Hun had a right to do his thing. Naughty when you think people in suits are daft. Naughty because the only person you believe in is Mary Poppins. Naughty when you dig your heels in. You are nice because you change your hair colour frequently. Nice because you are willing to dance around the Maypole and join the local choir. Nice because when you step into a room everyone stops talking. You are also nice because you believe in Valentine??s Day and the goodness of the human heart!
PISCES
You are naughty when you forget your worries in excessively decadent behavior, like staring at an aquarium all night long. You are naughty when you believe in your own negative fantasies, naughty when you get so anxious you won??t go out of the house unless accompanied by a body guard. You are naughty because the only glasses you wear are rose tinted. You are nice because you are the last of the great dreamers, and make a great cup of herbal tea. You are nice because you collect tropical fish and people like to look at them. You are nice because you give free healing sessions to your friends. You are nice because you believe in all things metaphysical, including your ET boyfriend.
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Nice when you can sometimes be so open, friendly charming folks tend to forget you were the original Exorcist.
:-) Love it!