Posted by TMV
Aries - Hit the gym to do some weight training and pick up someone to take home afterward.
Taurus - Hit up an all-you-can-eat buffet and find someone to take home afterward.
Gemini - Finally get around to answering all those emails in my inbox...
Cancer - Cry in a corner for no reason at all while listening to Depeche Mode and reading Plath.
Leo - Stare at myself in a mirror, primping, and then get my hair did.
Libra - Go shopping. Oh, wait, I already do that. Probably build my very own fence to perch on and watch all the other signs bat each other back and forth like tennis whiling saying things like "fair enough."
Scorpio - Find multiple someones to take home.
Sagittarius - Crash a party, dance, and then find someone to take home.
Capricorn - ...Stay late at work. Shuffle through the grocery store while on the phone with my assistant still talking about work. Flash a Benjamin to entice the cutie in line behind me at the checkout to come home with me.
Aquarius - Go to see some freaky modern art exhibit involving people wearing tin foil togas and chanting in Klingon, and then take one of the actors to the janitorial closet afterward.
Pisces - Discover the meaning of life in a magical mushroom. Wake up in a strange bed, in a place I've never been, with someone I don't know and no sign of my clothes to be seen. Shrug it off and go back to sleep.
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