biggest male 'douchebag' sign of the zodiac
This topic was created in the Astrology forum by nov13thscorp on Wednesday, July 10, 2013 and has 71 replies.
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Shout-outs to 'Mr. Defense' who's last two topics gave me the idea for this thread....plus this could intertain me while I eat my breakfast during work in the morning lol....too lazy to add one for females, so guys, F it, post it here..
Oh and for the record... Yes I am a douchebag, but only every three days...lol Smh just doesn't feel right to me, being kind EVERYDAY, keeps me well balanced...
*walks off*
Oh and for the record... Yes I am a douchebag, but only every three days...lol Smh just doesn't feel right to me, being kind EVERYDAY, keeps me well balanced...
*walks off*
Cancer males hands down.
All the Cancer males I have known have been ultimate douches, like beyond anything.
Gemini guys. Those two faced, double timing bitches.
But thats just over generalizing. There's a douche bag in every sign, especially if they're just not mature.
But thats just over generalizing. There's a douche bag in every sign, especially if they're just not mature.
Immature guys regardless of sign...but I'm not a big fan of aqua men once you actually get to know them
Posted by Xin
Cancer males hands down.
+10000
Supposedly i'm compatable with Cancer Males but I CAN'T STAND THEM! It never fails.
Lately, the biggest male douche I came across in the recent past was a Gemini. Major douche because they're so arrogant and stupid.
Posted by chopstickcharmer
but aqua men use the nice guy card often.
This! The ones I've known played the nice guy card and then once i actually got to know them, they were extremely selfish. There was a total disregard for anyone else and major lack of empathy.
Posted by kalin
They are, but only when they still like you.
I had a virgo housemate for a while. He was very sweet (he remembered everything I liked in my salad and he made it exactly how I wanted it to be, without having to ask me, when he went to Chipotle to order takeout for me. he told me he saw me order it once and he just remembered) and playful (i.e initiated towel snap fights and all kinds of childish games w me) until I began to like him...then he just avoided me (went straight into his room as soon as I got home)... I was like WTF...
the 2nd virgo I met just toyed me and was extremely verbally abusive-->the meanest guy I've ever met. he used to call me goofball and all kinds of names.
the 3rd virgo I met was very sweet and kind and helpful (he used to offer to help whenever i had a problem) until he got a gf, then just disappeared and totally ignored me... He lent me 3 movies the last time we hung out, which was a while before he got a gf. Then, when I was moving, I messaged him and wanted to arrange a time to give the movies back to him (I even offered to drop them off to his mailbox), but he just ignored me... again, I was WTF... so I ended up donating his movies to Goodwill.
the 4th virgo was sweet and kind and helpful until one day he told me about this lady who asked for his number at Danny's... then, disappeared.
Maybe I just had back luck with Virgo guys (the 1st and 3rd virgo we were just platonic friends, never dated).
All Virgo females are pretty sweet and consistent IMO.
LoL at you thinking this is "mean"...Esp. the bit about being called a "goofball" and equating that to verbal abuse. What else did he call you? Just curious...That Aqua you described actually does sound like an ass, though.
Anyway, If I had to pick one, I'd have to say Aries men (with the exception of one Aries I know, who really is a sweetheart).
Posted by Poisson
All the guys who didn't meet my expectations and made me a bitter ass bitch. Let me think of all their signs and pigeon hole them according to my personal statistics... be back in a minute.
Hey don't blame other guys just because you "get around".
j/k though
Posted by geminicandle
Seriously, Aries will give you shirt off of his back. Such sweet hearts.
They are least selfish people. They are very fair.
What are you talking about? In another thread a few months ago you were talking about how badly he treated your mom and that he was a typical Balkan guy in that sense...
Posted by chopstickcharmerPosted by geminicandle
Hmmm...I don't really know.
I heard leo guys are douchy, but I dunno for sure.
schwarzenegger is a douchebag. sean penn is a cunt.click to expand
Schwarzenegger IS a douchebag!
But if Sean is a cunt then so am I 'cause we share the same Sun/Moon placements.
Explain yourself! ;P
Posted by twinklebluetoesPosted by kalin
Yea, Leos can be verbally abusive/bitter.
Pretty much.click to expand
Ahh fuck all of you's! ; P
Posted by Poisson
Pisces with a shit ton of water placements. Total trainwreck. I love reading about his bs though and I just laugh my ass off.
Posted by geminicandle
It's easy with us gem women.
Stimulate us mentally, give us wild sex, little push and pull here and there, give us freedom but you better be loyal, lol.
In other words, don't ever be boring.
We are really amazing when in love
+1 Totally!
I saw that clip of Beibs trying to get "rough" with paps. I laughed my ass off going how in the hell? He can't even get outta the car with his pants down like that. He's so tiny. Look at his "evil eye" in the picture. LOL!
Posted by ninjutsu
leos with cancer moons
Oh god no. More like clingers of the century. Twice now Ive had two Leos with Cancer moons all up on me. They don't take "no" for an answer when it comes to not liking them. They just see it as try harder. I've got one now that won't leave me alone. He finds any reason to message me, text me, call me. Could be about like the dumbest things. Here is an example. "What do you think about sushi do you even like it"? He KNOWS my ass likes it. But just wants ANY reason to talk to me.
Posted by tiziani
HOLD ME BACK BRO
Yeah I'm about to go all beast mode! LMAO! What? The stick bug mode? Does that even classify as "beastly"?
YEAH....IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL YALL!!!!
I will put in my .02 for Scorpio's though. I think it's more of a cover if they are being douches. There is one at work that makes me laugh my ass off. He walks around indoors with his sunglasses on even after he's come inside for at least ten minutes as he makes his "rounds" before he gets to his desk. The way he walks too is like super elongated strides and over exaggerated. The guy can't be more than 140 and about 5'11? He needs a nose job and his skin is really oily but holy hell he thinks he's a hot piece of ass. I just laugh at it. Everyone else can't stand him. Especially my Cap/Aqua cusp coworker. Everyday too he's super strict with this routine he has. Comes from the back area with his sunglasses on (he puts them on way before he leaves) makes his "protein" shake, gets his crap, and proceeds to walk around the office shaking his protein shake cup taking those huge strides. Oh and the cowboy boots he wears are ugly as shit but they make a crap ton of noise because we have hardwood floors at work. So it's like TROMP TROMP TROMP *shakes shaker cup* yeahhhh....LOL! I call him Nigel cause his nose is kinda huge. Remember from the Wild Thornberrys? His nose looks EXACTLY like that.
Posted by scorchedearth
scorpio men... venus in scorpio men... moon in leo men...
Geez...ima scorp with Venus in Scorp.....does that make me a double 'Douche'? Smh
Posted by XinPosted by ninjutsu
leos with cancer moons
Oh god no. More like clingers of the century. Twice now Ive had two Leos with Cancer moons all up on me. They don't take "no" for an answer when it comes to not liking them. They just see it as try harder. I've got one now that won't leave me alone. He finds any reason to message me, text me, call me. Could be about like the dumbest things.click to expand
I guess that must be why I'm so good at returning your pm's... NOT!
Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by XinPosted by ninjutsu
leos with cancer moons
Oh god no. More like clingers of the century. Twice now Ive had two Leos with Cancer moons all up on me. They don't take "no" for an answer when it comes to not liking them. They just see it as try harder. I've got one now that won't leave me alone. He finds any reason to message me, text me, call me. Could be about like the dumbest things.
I guess that must be why I'm so good at returning your pm's... NOT!
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Eh...Don't care if you do. I was mainly giving you a hard time that one time I said something, otherwise could care less
Plus I wasn't talking about you. If I was I would have called you out on the thread.
Go easy, Xin. I'm just pulling your horns... 'cause that's just the kind of douche I can be 
Posted by DonJohnson
When I think of dickheads...... this is Aries' fight to lose. By far the biggest dickheads I've met are Aries men. It's not even close.
I mean, Taurus, Cancerian and Scorpio would at least take you out to lunch before shanking you with a knife but Aries just blows up on the spot like totally clueless tools.
stfu, you always have Aries on your tongue sheesh stop licking the rams ass....whats ya issue with Aries..Aries mars is trash so is Aries Asc so is Aries blah blah blah
stop whining about aries
Posted by tiziani
Aries men tend to be douchebags on average. The number of stories on here alone of Aries men leading a double life and subsequently kicking their main woman out of their life/house/shared living situation once their ulterior life gets found out is never ending
IRL one Aries douche sticks out
really? go to the taurus board the gemini board the virgo board and Aries sticks out? thats not an accurate observation
Posted by DonJohnsonPosted by tiziani
Aries men tend to be douchebags on average. The number of stories on here alone of Aries men leading a double life and subsequently kicking their main woman out of their life/house/shared living situation once their ulterior life gets found out is never ending
IRL one Aries douche sticks out
classic Aries. the earlier Chael Sonnen dude when he was a broke fighter for years, he had a nice homely girl with him that he proposed to.
As soon as he got on the big stage in the UFC and got a title shot with his mouth. I mean As soon as he got the title shot, he broke up with the girl that stuck with him through mortgage fraud and struggling with money and traded up for a hot blonde.
hilarious.click to expand
and you find this story funny...your a jealous asshole
Posted by enfant_terrible
Go easy, Xin. I'm just pulling your horns... 'cause that's just the kind of douche I can be
I wasn't going easy?
Posted by tizianiPosted by bkbella86Posted by tiziani
Aries men tend to be douchebags on average. The number of stories on here alone of Aries men leading a double life and subsequently kicking their main woman out of their life/house/shared living situation once their ulterior life gets found out is never ending
IRL one Aries douche sticks out
really? go to the taurus board the gemini board the virgo board and Aries sticks out? thats not an accurate observation
In fairness, I haven't paid attention to either of those boards except Virgo - but I never see Virgo men having affairs. They tend to go cold, insensitive and just x out the relationship in one day. Everyone has their own flaws.
You know Aries end up being a good example of integrity, because integrity is learned. Mostly from making mistakes and being inconsistent in early life. I applaud Aries for learning the hard way.click to expand
there are levels to being a douche...being emotionally cold to your lover is being a douche
Posted by DonJohnsonPosted by bkbella86Posted by DonJohnsonPosted by tiziani
Aries men tend to be douchebags on average. The number of stories on here alone of Aries men leading a double life and subsequently kicking their main woman out of their life/house/shared living situation once their ulterior life gets found out is never ending
IRL one Aries douche sticks out
classic Aries. the earlier Chael Sonnen dude when he was a broke fighter for years, he had a nice homely girl with him that he proposed to.
As soon as he got on the big stage in the UFC and got a title shot with his mouth. I mean As soon as he got the title shot, he broke up with the girl that stuck with him through mortgage fraud and struggling with money and traded up for a hot blonde.
hilarious.
and you find this story funny...your a jealous asshole
how am i jealous when i'm laughing?
a man can play the game anyway he wants.... i applaude him....... but is he not a douche to his old lady? yes.click to expand
your jealous of Aries yes...you cant stop talking about Aries
Posted by tizianiPosted by bkbella86Posted by tiziani
Aries men tend to be douchebags on average. The number of stories on here alone of Aries men leading a double life and subsequently kicking their main woman out of their life/house/shared living situation once their ulterior life gets found out is never ending
IRL one Aries douche sticks out
really? go to the taurus board the gemini board the virgo board and Aries sticks out? thats not an accurate observation
In fairness, I haven't paid attention to either of those boards except Virgo - but I never see Virgo men having affairs. They tend to go cold, insensitive and just x out the relationship in one day. Everyone has their own flaws.
You know Aries end up being a good example of integrity, because integrity is learned. Mostly from making mistakes and being inconsistent in early life. I applaud Aries for learning the hard way.click to expand
and you arent being fair....how many stories on the Aries board with them leaving their families? since you have seen so many...im on their alot and I have barely seen any of those
Posted by tizianiPosted by bkbella86Posted by tizianiPosted by bkbella86Posted by tiziani
Aries men tend to be douchebags on average. The number of stories on here alone of Aries men leading a double life and subsequently kicking their main woman out of their life/house/shared living situation once their ulterior life gets found out is never ending
IRL one Aries douche sticks out
really? go to the taurus board the gemini board the virgo board and Aries sticks out? thats not an accurate observation
In fairness, I haven't paid attention to either of those boards except Virgo - but I never see Virgo men having affairs. They tend to go cold, insensitive and just x out the relationship in one day. Everyone has their own flaws.
You know Aries end up being a good example of integrity, because integrity is learned. Mostly from making mistakes and being inconsistent in early life. I applaud Aries for learning the hard way.
there are levels to being a douche...being emotionally cold to your lover is being a douche
True.click to expand
just walking out on your lover is douche bag behavior as well...im just confused on how you deduced Aries to only being douches and backing it up with claims of an influx of stories about them leaving their families and when I visit there I see none.
Posted by DonJohnson
There's nothing wrong with a man being a douche. I think it's okay.
however, Aries women tho LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
there you go again...your such a lil bitch
All this talk about Aries. I actually like them.
But then again Gem's and Aries get along nicely.
But then again Gem's and Aries get along nicely.
Posted by chopstickcharmerPosted by enfant_terriblePosted by chopstickcharmer
schwarzenegger is a douchebag. sean penn is a cunt.
Schwarzenegger IS a douchebag!
But if Sean is a cunt then so am I 'cause we share the same Sun/Moon placements.
Explain yourself! ;P
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Your argument is invalid. Everybody likes Spicoli
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Posted by tiziani
I've been here since January and I've viewed a story on average at least once a week of an Aries being deceptive in some way (according to the threadstarter). The Aries forum right now is 2 pages worth of a bunch of old threads that were bumped by some poster WhosThatGirl
These threads aren't just on the Aries forum though.
Also basing my observations on real life stories. I've come across several people who've told me their "how I broke up with an Aries" tale, that involved a double life and some deception. The worst part of it isn't the deception, it's the fact the Aries genuinely sees nothing wrong with this, apologizes for their behaviour and moves on brushing it under the carpet like it never happened.
I visit the Astro, misc, relationship, aries and relationship and astro and still dont see all these stories you speak of...wheres the proof...and if you never visit anywhere else on here how can you use Dxp as to even gauge this info? you cant compare something to nothing...go on all the other boards and then compare.
Posted by tiziani
I've been here since January and I've viewed a story on average at least once a week of an Aries being deceptive in some way (according to the threadstarter). The Aries forum right now is 2 pages worth of a bunch of old threads that were bumped by some poster WhosThatGirl
These threads aren't just on the Aries forum though.
Also basing my observations on real life stories. I've come across several people who've told me their "how I broke up with an Aries" tale, that involved a double life and some deception. The worst part of it isn't the deception, it's the fact the Aries genuinely sees nothing wrong with this, apologizes for their behaviour and moves on brushing it under the carpet like it never happened.
and you only noticed Aries being deceptive? now your lying Tiz...every other story on these boards is about some douche and every sign damn sure aint about Aries
Posted by DonJohnson
Every successful man is a douche.
Arnold could be a douche but the guy is an icon. He's the greatest success story of my life time. He conquererd every single industry he set his foot in.
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but you swear that Aries are trash at everything...your words to be exact now your saying that douches are all successful and Aries being the number one douche....hmmm such a flip flopping bitch
Posted by DonJohnsonPosted by bkbella86Posted by DonJohnson
Every successful man is a douche.
Arnold could be a douche but the guy is an icon. He's the greatest success story of my life time. He conquererd every single industry he set his foot in.
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but you swear that Aries are trash at everything...your words to be exact now your saying that douches are all successful and Aries being the number one douche....hmmm such a flip flopping bitch
I don't know why I attract hookers so much.
i also said i applaude him for his hustle.
btw how much you charge anyway?click to expand
only bitches cant stay on topic...and have to hit below the belt...and that your are
and Don this is you being emo and whining. your humor cant save this
Posted by tizianiPosted by bkbella86Posted by tiziani
I've been here since January and I've viewed a story on average at least once a week of an Aries being deceptive in some way (according to the threadstarter). The Aries forum right now is 2 pages worth of a bunch of old threads that were bumped by some poster WhosThatGirl
These threads aren't just on the Aries forum though.
Also basing my observations on real life stories. I've come across several people who've told me their "how I broke up with an Aries" tale, that involved a double life and some deception. The worst part of it isn't the deception, it's the fact the Aries genuinely sees nothing wrong with this, apologizes for their behaviour and moves on brushing it under the carpet like it never happened.
I visit the Astro, misc, relationship, aries and relationship and astro and still dont see all these stories you speak of...wheres the proof...and if you never visit anywhere else on here how can you use Dxp as to even gauge this info? you cant compare something to nothing...go on all the other boards and then compare.
My vote is still Aries bk. I know "debunking", deconstructing and proving is the new trend around here but I'm not a statistician, I'm a writer.
Off the top... there was the Gemini saga with the Aries on the Aries board (the one where the Aries told her to pack her stuff and went to Vegas), a Pisces talking about an Aries who lead a completely alternative life will living with her and then moved country. I'm sure you at least remember the Gemini threads in the Aries forum. Other than that, I'm not going to tally stats from all forums. I don't consider DXP to be the definitive proof of the real world. Just saying I've witnessed this at least once a week in my life and I vote Aries.click to expand
good for you...but you said aRies and then claimed there was an influx of stories about them leaving thier families....thats simply not true so thats why im calling you a liar
Posted by starlover
Aries men ooooze masculinity and sexual prowess
That is why other men can be threatened and jealous of them
*~*~*
+1
I can definitely see why a certain Crab with Pisces moon would feel insecure around them.
Posted by DonJohnsonPosted by feby16aqua
Don, just stop. She doesn't need all of that.
I wonder how many people would admit to having a price. What's your price DJ? And don't ask me lol...
she started with me. you know how it goes
i'm laughing my head off. she wants to be the butt of the joke. i can't help her.click to expand
stop lying your on the verge of slitting your wrist
Posted by chopstickcharmer
so what sign is the biggest douche for you B?
all of em
Posted by DonJohnsonPosted by feby16aqua
Don, just stop. She doesn't need all of that.
I wonder how many people would admit to having a price. What's your price DJ? And don't ask me lol...
she started with me. you know how it goes
i'm laughing my head off. she wants to be the butt of the joke. i can't help her.click to expand
see you sound like a lil bitch
"she started with me" what grown man says that..and how could you ever be of help to me? you are useless
Posted by feby16aqua
To suck an enema? omg the visual...and people do that?
don is an expert at it...only men tho, he says it taste better.
Posted by DonJohnsonPosted by bkbella86Posted by feby16aqua
To suck an enema? omg the visual...and people do that?
don is an expert at it...only men tho, he says it taste better.
HYAK HYAK! lol..... u gotta come better than thatclick to expand
your mouth is full don..I cant hear ya
how rude?
Posted by tizianiPosted by geminicandle
I don't care what you fuckers say.
Aries was my first love and will be the last love of my life. Ill tolerate his anger and cheating and being a douche even. Lol.
My Alpha and Omega.
Let's face it...they handle gemini women quite well and not many can handle us in the way we need to be!
Appreciate the honesty.click to expand
lol you didnt even mke this thread
Posted by DonJohnsonPosted by bkbella86Posted by DonJohnsonPosted by bkbella86Posted by feby16aqua
To suck an enema? omg the visual...and people do that?
don is an expert at it...only men tho, he says it taste better.
HYAK HYAK! lol..... u gotta come better than that
your mouth is full don..I cant hear ya
how rude?
you seem confused. we typing here.
Back on topic.
How much for all these men to pee on you?
Seriously, I'm trying to get you out of that financial ditch Bella....... help me help youclick to expand
all that time for this.....i thought u were slitting ya wrist...your not even making me laugh...like I said useless
cheer up pup
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