Drink Choices & Effects by Zodiac
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Aries
Ever mindful of who??s winning ??? in any setting ??? a Ram at the bar might take it as a personal challenge that the group at the other end seems to be doing more shots more than their group, so if left to lead, the Ram could have everyone in a shots contest for two hours! Aries can get rowdy and careless when inebriated, but they??re always fun to be with??_ Except when they get belligerent and aggressive??_ But the following day, they blithely write off any indiscretions - theirs and yours - in the name of a good time. If you??ve been failing to get something out of Aries, approach them when they??re motherless and you??ll get a happy ???Yes, why not!??
Zodiac drinks choice: Glow-in-the-dark drinks, fancy flavored vodkas, red cocktails such as Cosmopolitans as well as red shots.
Taurus
Taureans don??t really get drunk. They glow, sipping at their drink, which could possibly be a simple beer, or, as they get older, vodka or brandy. If female, their drink of choice could be a long pink concoction. Taureans do drink past the ???glowing?? stage though, and can get quite loud and possibly offensive to bosses or clients. This is very rare, though. Your inebriated Bull is more likely to be highly entertaining, providing some great karaoke footage for internal office entertainment and FaceBook.
Zodiac drinks choice: Ancient pink wines, Pina Coladas or everyday beers.
Gemini
You??ll have no idea whether or not a Gemini has been drinking, because their behaviour won??t change that much. They??ll remain their same talkative, flirty self and still be able to give the most fascinating input into any conversation. Variety is the name of the drinking game for Gemini, and you??ll find the typical Twin native ordering a range of drinks throughout the evening, based, perhaps ??? and just for fun ??? on the first letter of the drink and working their way through the alphabet. So they might start with a glass of Amarula, followed by a Bob Marley, then a Cosmo, a Dom Pedro etc??_ Be warned, though, because, immediately after sharing deep insights into the interconnectedness of far-off stellar nebulas and the tides of Earth??s oceans, your seemingly sober Gemini will slowly and gently slip off their chair into an immovable heap till morning.
Zodiac drinks choice: Red wines, vintage cocktails, wine coolers.
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Aries
Ever mindful of who??s winning ??? in any setting ??? a Ram at the bar might take it as a personal challenge that the group at the other end seems to be doing more shots more than their group, so if left to lead, the Ram could have everyone in a shots contest for two hours! Aries can get rowdy and careless when inebriated, but they??re always fun to be with??_ Except when they get belligerent and aggressive??_ But the following day, they blithely write off any indiscretions - theirs and yours - in the name of a good time. If you??ve been failing to get something out of Aries, approach them when they??re motherless and you??ll get a happy ???Yes, why not!??
Zodiac drinks choice: Glow-in-the-dark drinks, fancy flavored vodkas, red cocktails such as Cosmopolitans as well as red shots.
Taurus
Taureans don??t really get drunk. They glow, sipping at their drink, which could possibly be a simple beer, or, as they get older, vodka or brandy. If female, their drink of choice could be a long pink concoction. Taureans do drink past the ???glowing?? stage though, and can get quite loud and possibly offensive to bosses or clients. This is very rare, though. Your inebriated Bull is more likely to be highly entertaining, providing some great karaoke footage for internal office entertainment and FaceBook.
Zodiac drinks choice: Ancient pink wines, Pina Coladas or everyday beers.
Gemini
You??ll have no idea whether or not a Gemini has been drinking, because their behaviour won??t change that much. They??ll remain their same talkative, flirty self and still be able to give the most fascinating input into any conversation. Variety is the name of the drinking game for Gemini, and you??ll find the typical Twin native ordering a range of drinks throughout the evening, based, perhaps ??? and just for fun ??? on the first letter of the drink and working their way through the alphabet. So they might start with a glass of Amarula, followed by a Bob Marley, then a Cosmo, a Dom Pedro etc??_ Be warned, though, because, immediately after sharing deep insights into the interconnectedness of far-off stellar nebulas and the tides of Earth??s oceans, your seemingly sober Gemini will slowly and gently slip off their chair into an immovable heap till morning.
Zodiac drinks choice: Red wines, vintage cocktails, wine coolers.
Cancer
Cancerians, being the complex, multi-faceted sign they are, love drinks that combine several elements such as Mojitos as well as rum-based drinks. Crabs prefer sweet drinks over dry, and will often opt for chocolate-flavoured or vanilla-based beverages. Few Cancers can take too much alcohol in one sitting, so pace yourself, Cancer. Failure to pace alcohol intake with sufficient rehydration could result in either extreme joy or the appearance of the Crab??s tears, which are never really far away. Cancer is also prone to getting slightly amorous after imbibing, so, if you??ve been dying for a kiss from your favourite Cancerian, keep filling their glass. Should you push for more than a kiss you could offend the Crab irreparably and kill your chances for good! Or you could get lucky - Cancers change so much from one day to the next??_
Zodiac drinks choice: Sweet cocktails, Mojitos, anything with rum.
Leo
The great thing about Leos drinking is that you get to see them in a totally different light! From being the regal canine of the zodiac, your Leo will turn into a playfully entertaining kitten, all the while fully aware of their charm and playing to whatever audience is at hand. But no matter how wonderfully liberating the feeling of light-headedness might be for our astrological Lion, Leo will always be mindful of rules and know where to draw the line. Leo will get flirty, but won??t do anything too rowdy or unbecoming.
Zodiac drinks choice: Cocktails flavored with lemon or lime juice.
Cancerians, being the complex, multi-faceted sign they are, love drinks that combine several elements such as Mojitos as well as rum-based drinks. Crabs prefer sweet drinks over dry, and will often opt for chocolate-flavoured or vanilla-based beverages. Few Cancers can take too much alcohol in one sitting, so pace yourself, Cancer. Failure to pace alcohol intake with sufficient rehydration could result in either extreme joy or the appearance of the Crab??s tears, which are never really far away. Cancer is also prone to getting slightly amorous after imbibing, so, if you??ve been dying for a kiss from your favourite Cancerian, keep filling their glass. Should you push for more than a kiss you could offend the Crab irreparably and kill your chances for good! Or you could get lucky - Cancers change so much from one day to the next??_
Zodiac drinks choice: Sweet cocktails, Mojitos, anything with rum.
Leo
The great thing about Leos drinking is that you get to see them in a totally different light! From being the regal canine of the zodiac, your Leo will turn into a playfully entertaining kitten, all the while fully aware of their charm and playing to whatever audience is at hand. But no matter how wonderfully liberating the feeling of light-headedness might be for our astrological Lion, Leo will always be mindful of rules and know where to draw the line. Leo will get flirty, but won??t do anything too rowdy or unbecoming.
Zodiac drinks choice: Cocktails flavored with lemon or lime juice.
Virgo
Orderly and methodical by nature, Virgos prefer to take their alcoholic beverages neat. Failing which, they??ll go for some exotic brew made with grapes hand-picked on the 2nd night of the full moon and tended to by virgin monks in a far-off country. You??ll hear of the health benefits of this special drink because, of course, Virgos are very particular about what they put into their bodies. So, drinks like the Bloody Mary and other beverages that feature fruit or veggie juices might also make it onto Virgo??s list of preferred drinks.
Their traditional character will also see the Virgins sticking to just one or two types of drinks over time. Too much chopping-and-changing would translate to beverage promiscuity in the ordered and traditional Virgo mind. Other time-honored drinking customs Virgos might embrace could include after-dinner port or sherry. Virgos rarely get drunk (what a sloppy word to describe the pristine Virgin!) No, Virgos get a little less scholarly and academic in demeanor, but never drunk!
Zodiac drinks choice: Milk, organic wine coolers, port, sherry, speciality wines.
Libra
Libra likes to think of themselves as teetotalers, who occasionally have a drink, but only to fit in with company and not be a party-pooper. They sometimes take this ???social duty?? a bit far, getting into all sorts of interesting situations like having to explain exactly how they ended up on the host??s bed with their best friend??s partner. Being a natural flirt, alcohol really spices up the possibilities that Libra can think up when that arrogant mind is well-lubricated. Restraint ??? especially when it comes to the opposite sex ??? is not high on Libra??s priority list, so they easily let themselves go after some really ??? really - expensive bubbly. (Librans believe that the higher the price, the better the product, so whatever drink they choose has to be expensive to warrant them relinquishing their scruples and indulging in all manner of indiscretion.)
Zodiac drinks choice: Light wines, expensive champagne, any cocktail or shot that is cleverly infused with different elements.
Orderly and methodical by nature, Virgos prefer to take their alcoholic beverages neat. Failing which, they??ll go for some exotic brew made with grapes hand-picked on the 2nd night of the full moon and tended to by virgin monks in a far-off country. You??ll hear of the health benefits of this special drink because, of course, Virgos are very particular about what they put into their bodies. So, drinks like the Bloody Mary and other beverages that feature fruit or veggie juices might also make it onto Virgo??s list of preferred drinks.
Their traditional character will also see the Virgins sticking to just one or two types of drinks over time. Too much chopping-and-changing would translate to beverage promiscuity in the ordered and traditional Virgo mind. Other time-honored drinking customs Virgos might embrace could include after-dinner port or sherry. Virgos rarely get drunk (what a sloppy word to describe the pristine Virgin!) No, Virgos get a little less scholarly and academic in demeanor, but never drunk!
Zodiac drinks choice: Milk, organic wine coolers, port, sherry, speciality wines.
Libra
Libra likes to think of themselves as teetotalers, who occasionally have a drink, but only to fit in with company and not be a party-pooper. They sometimes take this ???social duty?? a bit far, getting into all sorts of interesting situations like having to explain exactly how they ended up on the host??s bed with their best friend??s partner. Being a natural flirt, alcohol really spices up the possibilities that Libra can think up when that arrogant mind is well-lubricated. Restraint ??? especially when it comes to the opposite sex ??? is not high on Libra??s priority list, so they easily let themselves go after some really ??? really - expensive bubbly. (Librans believe that the higher the price, the better the product, so whatever drink they choose has to be expensive to warrant them relinquishing their scruples and indulging in all manner of indiscretion.)
Zodiac drinks choice: Light wines, expensive champagne, any cocktail or shot that is cleverly infused with different elements.
Scorpio
Scorpios love liqueur and they??re not averse to pricey whiskeys. As a dark and mysterious sign, they??ll also be attracted to rum and expensive red wines and brandies. If you want to keep a Scorpio relatively sober, don??t ask them to slow down on the booze; Scorpio will silently proceed to try to show you just how hollow their legs are. You??ll end up with a very drunk and very flirty Scorpion on your hands. Scorpios can become extremely witty under the influence, but that cutting tongue of theirs might get just a little too sharp when liberally lubricated with alcohol. So if you drink with a Scorpio, don??t be surprised should they seem to be joking but suddenly sting out of the blue. Drinking to excess when you??re feeling down is never a good idea, Scorpio, because, as one of the fluid water signs, you??ll tend to take it too far and you know your tummy won??t be happy in the morning!
Zodiac drinks choice: Screaming orgasms, expensive whiskey, chocolate and coffee liqueurs.
Sagittarius
The Archers?? wanderlust informs what they choose to drink, which translates into foreign drinks whose names they can??t pronounce. Anything exotic will excite the Sagittarian mind and have them guzzling all night. After which, the inebriated Archer will spill their guts, revealing personal, company and national secrets. As well as any of your secrets they might to be privy to! With their famous lack of tact, you know you??ll get the unvarnished ???truth?? as viewed by the Sag through their not-so-delicate haze of drink. But, oh what fun the Archers are to drink with! Suggest any crazy spur-of-the-moment idiocy, and the person running to get the bucket weed-cookies or the chocolate-flavoured laxative will be a Sag. And an Archer will almost always be leading the bar- and club-hopping.
P.S Sagittarians are also on record as being the best booty calls - they just can??t resist a road-trip, no matter how short??_
Zodiac drinks choice: Foreign beers and cocktails. And Archers always win shots contests.
Scorpios love liqueur and they??re not averse to pricey whiskeys. As a dark and mysterious sign, they??ll also be attracted to rum and expensive red wines and brandies. If you want to keep a Scorpio relatively sober, don??t ask them to slow down on the booze; Scorpio will silently proceed to try to show you just how hollow their legs are. You??ll end up with a very drunk and very flirty Scorpion on your hands. Scorpios can become extremely witty under the influence, but that cutting tongue of theirs might get just a little too sharp when liberally lubricated with alcohol. So if you drink with a Scorpio, don??t be surprised should they seem to be joking but suddenly sting out of the blue. Drinking to excess when you??re feeling down is never a good idea, Scorpio, because, as one of the fluid water signs, you??ll tend to take it too far and you know your tummy won??t be happy in the morning!
Zodiac drinks choice: Screaming orgasms, expensive whiskey, chocolate and coffee liqueurs.
Sagittarius
The Archers?? wanderlust informs what they choose to drink, which translates into foreign drinks whose names they can??t pronounce. Anything exotic will excite the Sagittarian mind and have them guzzling all night. After which, the inebriated Archer will spill their guts, revealing personal, company and national secrets. As well as any of your secrets they might to be privy to! With their famous lack of tact, you know you??ll get the unvarnished ???truth?? as viewed by the Sag through their not-so-delicate haze of drink. But, oh what fun the Archers are to drink with! Suggest any crazy spur-of-the-moment idiocy, and the person running to get the bucket weed-cookies or the chocolate-flavoured laxative will be a Sag. And an Archer will almost always be leading the bar- and club-hopping.
P.S Sagittarians are also on record as being the best booty calls - they just can??t resist a road-trip, no matter how short??_
Zodiac drinks choice: Foreign beers and cocktails. And Archers always win shots contests.
Capricorn
There??s not too much to say here as Capricorns aren??t big drinkers. The Goats of the zodiac will probably need a glass or two of port or sherry to get properly into the festive feel of things. Capricorns are prone to being a bit stiff so it??s up to you if you??re hosting them to help them loosen up. They??ll often choose white wine or liquor that??s more dry than sweet as well vodka or champagne cocktails.
Zodiac drinks choice: Port, sherry champagne cocktails.
Aquarius
Water-bearers believe that if they do things or look the same as everyone else they??ll be half-way to hell. So, every chance they get, they aim to prove how different they are. Beverage choice is no exception; expect the average Aquarian to opt for the newest and trendiest drinks available. Also, anything that glows in the dark will do it for the eccentric Aquarian. Should you choose to drink with a Water-bearer, understand that they will take it upon themselves to tell you (somewhat vigorously, should you question them) that they have done everything, been to every place and know absolutely everyone you mention PLUS 2 more that top the one you brought up. That having been said, however, if you get to an Aquarian before an event and ask them to drive you all home, they??ll nurse one drink all night and keep their word. Be sure to get to your Water-bearer before the drinking starts, or you??ll get the promise from their smiling lips, but not a sober driver home.
Zodiac drinks choice: Anything new, trendy cocktails, designer liqueurs.
There??s not too much to say here as Capricorns aren??t big drinkers. The Goats of the zodiac will probably need a glass or two of port or sherry to get properly into the festive feel of things. Capricorns are prone to being a bit stiff so it??s up to you if you??re hosting them to help them loosen up. They??ll often choose white wine or liquor that??s more dry than sweet as well vodka or champagne cocktails.
Zodiac drinks choice: Port, sherry champagne cocktails.
Aquarius
Water-bearers believe that if they do things or look the same as everyone else they??ll be half-way to hell. So, every chance they get, they aim to prove how different they are. Beverage choice is no exception; expect the average Aquarian to opt for the newest and trendiest drinks available. Also, anything that glows in the dark will do it for the eccentric Aquarian. Should you choose to drink with a Water-bearer, understand that they will take it upon themselves to tell you (somewhat vigorously, should you question them) that they have done everything, been to every place and know absolutely everyone you mention PLUS 2 more that top the one you brought up. That having been said, however, if you get to an Aquarian before an event and ask them to drive you all home, they??ll nurse one drink all night and keep their word. Be sure to get to your Water-bearer before the drinking starts, or you??ll get the promise from their smiling lips, but not a sober driver home.
Zodiac drinks choice: Anything new, trendy cocktails, designer liqueurs.
Pisces
Dear sweet, sensitive, kind Pisces has an addictive personality. Fish natives like to totally give themselves over to something or someone??_ but it??s seldom a good idea to let that something be fire water! Because, the funny, weird karma thing that happens with Pisces, is that they quickly develop a high tolerance for alcohol and can, if left unchecked, start drinking harder stuff in an effort to get that floaty feeling they so love. This is never good, least of all for their long-suffering friends and family whom Pisces will subject to all manner of unedited and possibly unkind ???truths?? in his or her booze-induced ???thoughtfulness??.
Pisces is special in that, they love their current favourite (or most readily available) drink so much, that they??ll master the art of personalizing it to your taste. So don??t be surprised should your Pisces host offer you a taste of a little something he or she created in the shed. The Pisces mind is extremely creative, possibly genius, so whatever they offer you will be potentially spectacular because the beverage will have been created by a Fish in its true element.
Zodiac drinks choice: Fruity, lemonady drinks which the Fishes down like fresh spring water.
Dear sweet, sensitive, kind Pisces has an addictive personality. Fish natives like to totally give themselves over to something or someone??_ but it??s seldom a good idea to let that something be fire water! Because, the funny, weird karma thing that happens with Pisces, is that they quickly develop a high tolerance for alcohol and can, if left unchecked, start drinking harder stuff in an effort to get that floaty feeling they so love. This is never good, least of all for their long-suffering friends and family whom Pisces will subject to all manner of unedited and possibly unkind ???truths?? in his or her booze-induced ???thoughtfulness??.
Pisces is special in that, they love their current favourite (or most readily available) drink so much, that they??ll master the art of personalizing it to your taste. So don??t be surprised should your Pisces host offer you a taste of a little something he or she created in the shed. The Pisces mind is extremely creative, possibly genius, so whatever they offer you will be potentially spectacular because the beverage will have been created by a Fish in its true element.
Zodiac drinks choice: Fruity, lemonady drinks which the Fishes down like fresh spring water.
Posted by xdimplez
Haha true cap I love your shnit that you post
Thank you! Got bored today.
Actually it says caps aren't drinkers, but I like a good buzz! Actually, I'd prefer beer over anything else. Or a white russian. Or a shot of Patron.
My ex Taurus roommate liked to drink the rainbow - a red drink, purple drink, then a blue drink. It was fun!
My ex Taurus roommate liked to drink the rainbow - a red drink, purple drink, then a blue drink. It was fun!
Posted by LibranNick1986
teetotaler. haha! I laughed hard on that one. Tell that to Libran me in college. I'd wake up naked on friend's living room floors, in the fetal position.
Read the other thread then! lol!!!
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