How Many Members of Your Sign Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
This topic was created in the Astrology forum by Piscis_Hominis on Monday, April 4, 2016 and has 24 replies.
I posted this as part of a reply on another thread...figured it would be fun on it's own.
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it?
TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that light bulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful.
GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one, they'll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that they'll forget all about the light bulb.
CANCER: Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand.
LEO: Leos do not change their own light bulbs. They find someone else to do it for them.
VIRGO: 1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013% .
LIBRA: Well, I could do it, unless of course you'd prefer to do it, but you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do?
SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if they've learned their teleporting lessons well enough.
OR, None, because Scorpios aren't afraid of the dark.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got the rest of our lives ahead of us and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't have time for these foolish jokes.
AQUARIUS: Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter, and--
PISCES: What light bulb?
Additions? Thoughts?
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it?
TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that light bulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful.
GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one, they'll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that they'll forget all about the light bulb.
CANCER: Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand.
LEO: Leos do not change their own light bulbs. They find someone else to do it for them.
VIRGO: 1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013% .
LIBRA: Well, I could do it, unless of course you'd prefer to do it, but you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do?
SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if they've learned their teleporting lessons well enough.
OR, None, because Scorpios aren't afraid of the dark.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got the rest of our lives ahead of us and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't have time for these foolish jokes.
AQUARIUS: Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter, and--
PISCES: What light bulb?
Additions? Thoughts?
What was I doing again?
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Haha yeah when it's no use I'll get a few more so I have many bulbs later. So I'll buy a bulk package of it just to avoid that.
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I'll show you how to use a light bulb@piscis..
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
I'll show you how to use a light bulb@piscis..
What light bulb? lol
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Haha come closer. I'll show you up close and personal. Pay attention or you'll miss out.
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
I'll show you how to use a light bulb@piscis..
Please do.
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Posted by leow31Posted by Piscis_Hominis
LEO: Leos do not change their own light bulbs. They find someone else to do it for them.
Sounds about right ....click to expand
I heard you need a light bulb changed?
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Lol
Posted by leow31Posted by Piscis_Hominis
LEO: Leos do not change their own light bulbs. They find someone else to do it for them.
Sounds about right ....click to expand
LEO: Leos do not change their own light bulbs. They find someone else to do it for them
Ehh idk if you want something done right You better do it yourself. Are they going to change my light bulb like right now, because if not just give me the fucking light bulb
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
Haha come closer. I'll show you up close and personal. Pay attention or you'll miss out.
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Lol cool brah ..
Posted by ragingfirelove
LEO: Leos do not change their own light bulbs. They find someone else to do it for them
Ehh idk if you want something done right You better do it yourself. Are they going to change my light bulb like right now, because if not just give me the fucking light bulb
You can change it...but who needs a ladder?
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
Lol cool brah ..
I'm a sag and it's true for me.
I don't hurry to change it. no taurus placements. but cap sn.
I don't hurry to change it. no taurus placements. but cap sn.
One.
We get the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around us.
We get the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around us.
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Marco Polo or chicken fight?
Capricorn -- I don't have time for these foolish jokes....hehehe! 
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I already changed it! ðŸ˜'...😂😂😂😂
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I already changed it! ðŸ˜'...😂😂😂😂
*Flips the switch on and whips hair*
Good morning y'all
Posted by DwellingOnMove
I'm a sag and it's true for me.
I don't hurry to change it. no taurus placements. but cap sn.
Its SOO true.
Good to see you around.
Posted by BullShit
What if i live in a cardboard box? Is this thread discriminatory towards hobos?!
Hobos need light too.
"You are supposed to be using eco friendly bulbs asshole!"
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Posted by leow31Posted by Montgomery
One.
We get the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around us.
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