Metropolitian zodiac signs!! Name them but don't r

This topic was created in the Astrology forum by Robin Goodfellow on Monday, March 23, 2009 and has 2 replies.
epeat the adjectives,
Arianville
Tauruston
Gemanapolis
Cancerborough
Leo York
Virgonix
Librami
Scorp Angeles
I've exhausted myself.
What a joke.
First off, I would say Los Angeles is "Leo", since everyone who lives in that city is full of themselves and extremely arrogant and condescending.
New York is "Aries", because everyone there is an arsehole with an attitude, and they don't accept being 2nd to anyone.
Don't disgrace my Scorpio nature by calling L.A. a Scorpio city. Ugh.