My neighbor let me in her house the first day
This topic was created in the Astrology forum by v s o p on Monday, April 4, 2016 and has 8 replies.
The first day i talked with her she let me right in her house left the door wide open so i walked in she showed me alot of hobbies she do but she live with her bf. ...do she like me? It was the first time we spoke...i dont know her sign
Libras get the title for homewreckers of the week
Posted by xXxAliciaXxXPosted by SassyKiwi
Libras get the title for homewreckers of the week
Hey Sassy Poof Poof! (^ . ^)click to expand
Help me get my paws off of this site *cringe*.
Your gif game has gone down since Taureye's leave ):
Did she ask you to do any jobs around the place that her bf wasn't doing? like screwing in your... I mean... a light bulb into her...I mean... a socket?
How many Libras does it take to screw in a light bulb anyway?
Hmmm...let me check...
How Many Members of Your Sign Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it?
TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful.
GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one, they'll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that they'll forget all about the lightbulb.
CANCER: Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand.
LEO: Leos do not change their own lightbulbs. They find someone else to do it for them.
VIRGO: 1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013% .
LIBRA: Well, I could do it, unless of course you'd prefer to do it, but you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do?
SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if they've learned their teleporting lessons well enough.
OR, None, because Scorpios aren't afraid of the dark.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got the rest of our lives ahead of us and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't have time for these foolish jokes.
AQUARIUS: Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter, and--
PISCES: What light bulb?
According to above...should should ask if she needs a light bulb changed and then follow the instructions given (above)...good luck Libra...
...joking aside...make good choices....
"What light bulb?" Pisces out
How many Libras does it take to screw in a light bulb anyway?
Hmmm...let me check...
How Many Members of Your Sign Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it?
TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful.
GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one, they'll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that they'll forget all about the lightbulb.
CANCER: Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand.
LEO: Leos do not change their own lightbulbs. They find someone else to do it for them.
VIRGO: 1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013% .
LIBRA: Well, I could do it, unless of course you'd prefer to do it, but you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do?
SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if they've learned their teleporting lessons well enough.
OR, None, because Scorpios aren't afraid of the dark.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got the rest of our lives ahead of us and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't have time for these foolish jokes.
AQUARIUS: Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter, and--
PISCES: What light bulb?
According to above...should should ask if she needs a light bulb changed and then follow the instructions given (above)...good luck Libra...
...joking aside...make good choices....
"What light bulb?" Pisces out
I love her i think she is hot
Posted by BG2Posted by v s o p
I love her i think she is hot
I call bullshit on this dude. No one is that delusional.click to expand
I call bullshit. No one is that hot. 😉
Libra Libra
Did you change her light bulb yet?
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