SirHorns
@SirHorns
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Posted by champranger*Looks through files*
Wait, do I have a position on the Cap board? 🤔
I've never gotten any benefits. 😭
...yes, you've been employed for awhile-*eye twich*
Champ, when was the last time...James Tate paid you for your fiery influence...uhh...orange juggling?
Posted by palehorseAmbitious!
The position is rightfully mine.
Actually whatever position yours is on the cap board is mine now too.
Though due to new business practices and the transparency act of 2012 , we need to know at least your Sun sign for business bios on out-dated looking websites and for government records.
Posted by LeDominoesAh, I see from your accent that you're either from or grew up near people with a texter accent. I believe it's actually been considered it's own official language as for last year? So with that said, what other languages do you speak and write besides texter?
U w0t m8?
Posted by palehorse...YOU! It's been awhile man, how have things been?
sun cap moon cap rising cap merc cap
that's all you need to know
Posted by RyokoHmm, the Cap Rising would make you quite attractive to us.
So is this a trolling position?
I'm a cap rising with my stellium in the tenth house (house of cap)
So I just emit Capricorn energy.
Do i qualify?
Arms crossed with a poker face!
Trolling isn't the only way you can do the job, however our board is suffering a troll drought as we speak and spiritual guru asking us for all our money say we need one to have "balance".
How would you feel about staring at these types till they leave our property?
Posted by ForeverlovemeWhispers: No caps left, just our long time troll has left us to get stung by another board. *Coughs*
Who left—
You know Cap shoes are extremely hard to fill 😉
Posted by palehorseYeah, we need you to take our James Tate position as "Cap User that doubles as people's spirit Animal"
It was capinc before it was capink.
Long before your time...
@champranger
Here is your back-payment of Capricorn Milk.
It's Capinc fresh!
Here is your back-payment of Capricorn Milk.
It's Capinc fresh!
Posted by JohnnyRed007So you know the ways of the goat? Oh very impressive.
Can I apply?
I have cap moon, many cap friends, my little big bro is a cap and so is my grandma....
Jk
So are you lactose intolerant? If so you'll just have to depend on your Lion heart to keep you young and youthful looking.
You're very welcome to have trail run with our board!
Posted by UbermenschHmm? How do you think I am?
how old are you?
My family used to own goats. Am I qualified? 😉
Posted by UbermenschPosted by SirHornsyoung. 18 or younger. if you didnt post so much on the capricorn board id think youd be a childlike gemini or piscesPosted by UbermenschHmm? How do you think I am?
how old are you?click to expand
*Lays in Saturn hospital on life support*
C-childlike? Is it cause of my gifs alone or?
Posted by AndalusiaDid you milk them?
My family used to own goats. Am I qualified? 😉
That depends, did the goats ever try to eat your homework or do it for you?
Posted by UbermenschPosted by SirHornsits your enthusiasm, youre engaging and have an up beat presence on the site. those traits arent stereotypically capricornPosted by UbermenschPosted by SirHornsyoung. 18 or younger. if you didnt post so much on the capricorn board id think youd be a childlike gemini or piscesPosted by UbermenschHmm? How do you think I am?
how old are you?
*Lays in Saturn hospital on life support*
C-childlike? Is it cause of my gifs alone or?
whats the rest of your chart like and whats its dominant element?click to expand
Oh, you want to see my chart? I'll PM it if you want to read it.
Earth is my most dominant element.
Posted by tcta
Trying to make us super hormonal with goat erotica!
WE ARE NOT THOSE KINDS OF GOATS! (On the clock or in public)
Posted by ForeverlovemeAries, Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces...it's funny cause I wouldn't think I'd be able to pass as any of those signs for a day. Yet on dxp, I've been mistaken for each at one point. (EVEN with my big three listed as my tagline)Posted by SirHornsPosted by UbermenschPosted by SirHornsits your enthusiasm, youre engaging and have an up beat presence on the site. those traits arent stereotypically capricornPosted by UbermenschPosted by SirHornsyoung. 18 or younger. if you didnt post so much on the capricorn board id think youd be a childlike gemini or piscesPosted by UbermenschHmm? How do you think I am?
how old are you?
*Lays in Saturn hospital on life support*
C-childlike? Is it cause of my gifs alone or?
whats the rest of your chart like and whats its dominant element?
Oh, you want to see my chart? I'll PM it if you want to read it.
Earth is my most dominant element.
It's your aries rising because caps are dull & boring & lack enthusiasm
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Posted by ParisianCappy...he could become a role model for you.Posted by palehorsepfiuu, let's make money together
sun cap moon cap rising cap merc cap
that's all you need to knowclick to expand
Posted by ParisianCappySo full of Universal/Trans-personal signs, huh? What's your rising again?Posted by SirHornsnah i dont know, i've looked my chart, and i'm a cap sagg and aquarius, so i'm almost a sociopath, full cap i dont know if this dudes is more a scientist than a lawyer.Posted by ParisianCappy...he could become a role model for you.Posted by palehorsepfiuu, let's make money together
sun cap moon cap rising cap merc cap
that's all you need to know
click to expand
Posted by SirHornsThey shat all over the back yard and stood in the way whenever we tried to play tetherball.Posted by AndalusiaDid you milk them?
My family used to own goats. Am I qualified? 😉
That depends, did the goats ever try to eat your homework or do it for you?click to expand
Posted by AndalusiaPosted by SirHornsThey shat all over the back yard and stood in the way whenever we tried to play tetherball.Posted by AndalusiaDid you milk them?
My family used to own goats. Am I qualified? 😉
That depends, did the goats ever try to eat your homework or do it for you?click to expand
THEY stood in the way of your promising tetherball career!? They had be unevolved goats, clearly.
We don't all pop in the yard, the classy ones use the corner!
Posted by ParisianCappyThen your planets should fall between houses 3 4 and 5 or the bottom of your chart.Posted by SirHornslibraPosted by ParisianCappySo full of Universal/Trans-personal signs, huh? What's your rising again?Posted by SirHornsnah i dont know, i've looked my chart, and i'm a cap sagg and aquarius, so i'm almost a sociopath, full cap i dont know if this dudes is more a scientist than a lawyer.Posted by ParisianCappy...he could become a role model for you.Posted by palehorsepfiuu, let's make money together
sun cap moon cap rising cap merc cap
that's all you need to know
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Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
I've dated a cap moon, does that qualify me?
Posted by HappyCapperThey couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Posted by TaurusinTexasYou have experience somewhat, what do you bring to the table?
I've dated a cap moon, does that qualify me?
Trolling?
Soft fabrics?
Posted by SirHornsThen add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...Posted by HappyCapperThey couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.click to expand
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
Posted by SuperMercurial...hmm? You didn't get fired...wait, are you even hired?
RIP :'c
Posted by HappyCapperYou could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.Posted by SirHornsThen add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...Posted by HappyCapperThey couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
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Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
Posted by SirHornsYou're right. I'm sorry. I'm not completely used to my Capricorn MC yet. (yeah, that's right!😄) But I should have been.Posted by HappyCapperYou could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.Posted by SirHornsThen add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...Posted by HappyCapperThey couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
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Could my Cap MC give me a dual citizenship? I was in a LTR with a cap moon too.
Posted by HappyCapperPosted by SirHornsYou're right. I'm sorry. I'm not completely used to my Capricorn MC yet. (yeah, that's right!😄) But I should have been.Posted by HappyCapperYou could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.Posted by SirHornsThen add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...Posted by HappyCapperThey couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
Could my Cap MC give me a dual citizenship? I was in a LTR with a cap moon too.
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Always next time. Get a martial arts instructor down on his knees!
...NOT FOR MARRIAGE. Phew, almost had a Cap moment there.
Umm, that depends on the rulings of the Capricorn Government.
Posted by SuperMercurialNo, our troll left us to get stung.Posted by SirHornsOh, a capricorn really did delete lol. Why would I want to be a cappy? So I can torture the womins with my sadistic nature? Generally speaking 😛Posted by SuperMercurial...hmm? You didn't get fired...wait, are you even hired?
RIP :'cclick to expand
We're going through a troll drought, so we need all the playful teasing we can get.
Posted by SirHornsPeeew! That was close! Gotta work on that, Mr.Posted by HappyCapperPosted by SirHornsYou're right. I'm sorry. I'm not completely used to my Capricorn MC yet. (yeah, that's right!😄) But I should have been.Posted by HappyCapperYou could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.Posted by SirHornsThen add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...Posted by HappyCapperThey couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
Could my Cap MC give me a dual citizenship? I was in a LTR with a cap moon too.
Always next time. Get a martial arts instructor down on his knees!
...NOT FOR MARRIAGE. Phew, almost had a Cap moment there.
Umm, that depends on the rulings of the Capricorn Government.
click to expand
I should add that I have a 10th house mars as well, and that somewhere in my chart, there is a Saturn. Promise.
Posted by SuperMercurialWhat's with the sprinkle? We need scattered showers through the day type trollling!Posted by SirHornsOkay well you guys suck and I hate you... Believable? I'll be back tomorrow to throw more disguised love I mean shade....Posted by SuperMercurialNo, our troll left us to get stung.Posted by SirHornsOh, a capricorn really did delete lol. Why would I want to be a cappy? So I can torture the womins with my sadistic nature? Generally speaking 😛Posted by SuperMercurial...hmm? You didn't get fired...wait, are you even hired?
RIP :'c
We're going through a troll drought, so we need all the playful teasing we can get.click to expand
Posted by HappyCapperPosted by SirHornsPeeew! That was close! Gotta work on that, Mr.Posted by HappyCapperPosted by SirHornsYou're right. I'm sorry. I'm not completely used to my Capricorn MC yet. (yeah, that's right!😄) But I should have been.Posted by HappyCapperYou could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.Posted by SirHornsThen add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...Posted by HappyCapperThey couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
Could my Cap MC give me a dual citizenship? I was in a LTR with a cap moon too.
Always next time. Get a martial arts instructor down on his knees!
...NOT FOR MARRIAGE. Phew, almost had a Cap moment there.
Umm, that depends on the rulings of the Capricorn Government.
I should add that I have a 10th house mars as well, and that somewhere in my chart, there is a Saturn. Promise.
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...My vedic Saturn is in Capricorn! 😱
I-I don't think I can ever be free and fun! I must become that stuffy dean at some university who is chaste and sober in character! 😢
Posted by SuperMercurialPosted by SirHornsAlready trying to over work mePosted by SuperMercurialWhat's with the sprinkle? We need scattered showers through the day type trollling!Posted by SirHornsOkay well you guys suck and I hate you... Believable? I'll be back tomorrow to throw more disguised love I mean shade....Posted by SuperMercurialNo, our troll left us to get stung.Posted by SirHornsOh, a capricorn really did delete lol. Why would I want to be a cappy? So I can torture the womins with my sadistic nature? Generally speaking 😛Posted by SuperMercurial...hmm? You didn't get fired...wait, are you even hired?
RIP :'c
We're going through a troll drought, so we need all the playful teasing we can get.
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Why do you think astrocook books keep paring Caps and Virgos together?
Us goats can work your virgins... 😉
Posted by SirHornsNo! Nooo! All is not yet lost! You can do it! It's not too late! Sex on a rock concert stage! *does CPR on SirHorns*Posted by HappyCapperPosted by SirHornsPeeew! That was close! Gotta work on that, Mr.Posted by HappyCapperPosted by SirHornsYou're right. I'm sorry. I'm not completely used to my Capricorn MC yet. (yeah, that's right!😄) But I should have been.Posted by HappyCapperYou could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.Posted by SirHornsThen add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...Posted by HappyCapperThey couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
Could my Cap MC give me a dual citizenship? I was in a LTR with a cap moon too.
Always next time. Get a martial arts instructor down on his knees!
...NOT FOR MARRIAGE. Phew, almost had a Cap moment there.
Umm, that depends on the rulings of the Capricorn Government.
I should add that I have a 10th house mars as well, and that somewhere in my chart, there is a Saturn. Promise.
...My vedic Saturn is in Capricorn! 😱
I-I don't think I can ever be free and fun! I must become that stuffy dean at some university who is chaste and sober in character! 😢
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I nominate you fill this vacant position with free Cheesecake and chocolate milk @_@
otherwise- Champ should def be honorary Cap
otherwise- Champ should def be honorary Cap
Posted by wagtailYay! I mean *cough* Suggestion noted!
I nominate you fill this vacant position with free Cheesecake and chocolate milk @_@
otherwise- Champ should def be honorary Cap
Posted by NemiliciousPosted by SirHornsThere must be (better) other benefits?
Salutations esteemed members of DXPnet,
Due to sudden events that have occurred recently, a well seasoned user has left and taker their skills and services to another board. Hence forth, as of July, 25th, 2016 we have a position open for those interested in finding a new board to lurk and post on semi-regularly. Interviews and trial runs will be held on the Capricorn Board section of DXPnet.
Requirements:
- A DXP account
- An ability to post more than once a month.
Benefits:
- Cap Milk, the stuff which is the reason why we age so well (and backwards).
- And other practical things.
- Street Cred
We look forward to working with any wishing to see if they can do the job!
From the 2nd Ring of Saturn,
A random 2nd Decan Capricorn
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...what are you after? >.>
- Post more than once a month
Post what?
Post what?
Posted by nando2002What kind of posts are you willing to bring to the table?
- Post more than once a month
Post what?
Funny ones? Trolling ones?
Posted by SirHornsPosted by nando2002What kind of posts are you willing to bring to the table?
- Post more than once a month
Post what?
Funny ones? Trolling ones?
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Whatever people like it.
I prefer more cultural or based on actuality (kind of Trump)
Can be considered Trolling since I have my own milk 😄
Posted by nando2002*Snickers* Sell your milk for top dollar man!Posted by SirHornsPosted by nando2002What kind of posts are you willing to bring to the table?
- Post more than once a month
Post what?
Funny ones? Trolling ones?
Whatever people like it.
I prefer more cultural or based on actuality (kind of Trump)
Can be considered Trolling since I have my own milk 😄click to expand
btw... why someone (Cap or not) needs a position in a board where anyone can open a topic?
Looks like some kind of syndicate here.
To whom you work?
Looks like some kind of syndicate here.
To whom you work?
Posted by SirHornsPosted by nando2002*Snickers* Sell your milk for top dollar man!Posted by SirHornsPosted by nando2002What kind of posts are you willing to bring to the table?
- Post more than once a month
Post what?
Funny ones? Trolling ones?
Whatever people like it.
I prefer more cultural or based on actuality (kind of Trump)
Can be considered Trolling since I have my own milk 😄click to expand
Get me someone soft to milk me
Posted by nando2002The Great Malefic.
btw... why someone (Cap or not) needs a position in a board where anyone can open a topic?
Looks like some kind of syndicate here.
To whom you work?
Posted by nando2002Posted by SirHornsPosted by nando2002*Snickers* Sell your milk for top dollar man!Posted by SirHornsPosted by nando2002What kind of posts are you willing to bring to the table?
- Post more than once a month
Post what?
Funny ones? Trolling ones?
Whatever people like it.
I prefer more cultural or based on actuality (kind of Trump)
Can be considered Trolling since I have my own milk 😄
Get me someone soft to milk meclick to expand
Sign preference? Water Sign or Earth Sign to milk you?
Posted by SirHornsPosted by nando2002
Get me someone soft to milk me
Sign preference? Water Sign or Earth Sign to milk you?click to expand
hummm... hard choice. Let them come in and then I choose tha one. 😄
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Due to sudden events that have occurred recently, a well seasoned user has left and taker their skills and services to another board. Hence forth, as of July, 25th, 2016 we have a position open for those interested in finding a new board to lurk and post on semi-regularly. Interviews and trial runs will be held on the Capricorn Board section of DXPnet.
Requirements:
- A DXP account
- An ability to post more than once a month.
Benefits:
- Cap Milk, the stuff which is the reason why we age so well (and backwards).
- And other practical things.
- Street Cred
We look forward to working with any wishing to see if they can do the job!
From the 2nd Ring of Saturn,
A random 2nd Decan Capricorn