Talk shit about the EX GIRLFRIEND of each sign...
This topic was created in the Astrology forum by TruthIs on Friday, March 23, 2012 and has 40 replies.
Coming from a Sagi who knows it all, I was just looking around at the world today after a fight I had with my Pisces' ex girlfriend. Can you believe she had the muthafuckin audacity to try me?! Well here it is...my take on how to handle an ex of each sign!
Aries: Aries women compete with every fucking woman they meet, especially if they are an ex of your man. You must understand that as soon as you became his woman, she became your enemy. She needs to make herself better than you, picking fights and all to embarrass you. This is how you deal with the bitch: don't, she's nothing.
Taurus: Once you're an ex, she could care less about you-- UNLESS your man has money. If so, she will try to make sure she's paid in full for life; she'll try to make a baby with him, do whatever she can to keep a hold on his account. She'll even be super side bitch. If your man is paid, this is how you deal with the bitch: make sure you let your man know what's going on. If he's a good man, he'll listen. If broke, you have nothing to worry about.
Gemini: Stalker, Stalker, Stalker. These bitches are stalkers. She used sex to pull him and mind games to keep him. The problem is when she realizes it didn't work, and goes crazy! Gemini's are persistent and will try to pop up any way they can, staying friends with his friends and all, stalking you too. They want to use sex and mind games again! How to deal with them? Move. Move. Move. Gemini's are annoying and rutheless when they want someone, so just move away from this psycho bitch before you end up having to take out a restraining order and fucking her up for starting a rumor. And beware: when Gemini is crazy jealous of you and has access to you, she can do some harmful shit.
Cancer: This bitch is right NOW trying to get a hex put on you for stealing her man. Cancer is crazy, do not, I mean, do not fuck with crazy Cancer ex. If Cancer loved your man, they have no morals and will do anything to take you out. I would deal with her by making sure she doesn't know who you are with her crazy ass. Make sure you are protected! Your man is probably hiding out like a muthafucka too. And if they had kids, please leave. Fuck this psycho bitch.
Aries: Aries women compete with every fucking woman they meet, especially if they are an ex of your man. You must understand that as soon as you became his woman, she became your enemy. She needs to make herself better than you, picking fights and all to embarrass you. This is how you deal with the bitch: don't, she's nothing.
Taurus: Once you're an ex, she could care less about you-- UNLESS your man has money. If so, she will try to make sure she's paid in full for life; she'll try to make a baby with him, do whatever she can to keep a hold on his account. She'll even be super side bitch. If your man is paid, this is how you deal with the bitch: make sure you let your man know what's going on. If he's a good man, he'll listen. If broke, you have nothing to worry about.
Gemini: Stalker, Stalker, Stalker. These bitches are stalkers. She used sex to pull him and mind games to keep him. The problem is when she realizes it didn't work, and goes crazy! Gemini's are persistent and will try to pop up any way they can, staying friends with his friends and all, stalking you too. They want to use sex and mind games again! How to deal with them? Move. Move. Move. Gemini's are annoying and rutheless when they want someone, so just move away from this psycho bitch before you end up having to take out a restraining order and fucking her up for starting a rumor. And beware: when Gemini is crazy jealous of you and has access to you, she can do some harmful shit.
Cancer: This bitch is right NOW trying to get a hex put on you for stealing her man. Cancer is crazy, do not, I mean, do not fuck with crazy Cancer ex. If Cancer loved your man, they have no morals and will do anything to take you out. I would deal with her by making sure she doesn't know who you are with her crazy ass. Make sure you are protected! Your man is probably hiding out like a muthafucka too. And if they had kids, please leave. Fuck this psycho bitch.
more more, give me more!
Leo: Leo does not spend energy thinking about her ex. She is not the psycho ex girlfriend. Once you are an ex, you are an ex. But there is a grace period of a couple months she needs to deal with her grief. During this time, she is ruthless and mean. But not to you, to your man. If the breakup was bad, she will try him many times just so she can prove to him that losing her was a mistake. Over time, it will die. She's not worried about you.
Virgo: Another psycho. Do believe that if Virgo is an ex, she is still around. She will play the "friend" game to make sure that they can reconcile. In her mind any break up can be a make up, whether you are in the picture or not. She looks at you like you don't matter. The problem becomes if you matter to her ex. It's when the Virgo realizes that he loves you and becomes jealous of you that you see her true conniving nature. She will try to play head games to prove to your ex that she is the better woman, she will try to spread rumors, and will even go as low as sucking his dick on a "drunken" night. Virgo's are funny, but don't worry. He will get bored with her. And she will move on to the next man claiming her heart is broken.
Libra: A big insecure hot ass mess of a problem if you are really a bad bitch. If she feels that he has downgraded, she will not care. But it is when you are better than her that Libra's are terribly competitive and they expose that they need to be the center of a man's life. Libra cannot handle a more beautiful woman, so if you are more beautiful, she will HATE YOU and scheme to be better than you. She's the bitch that will buy all the same outfits, do the same makeup, anything she can to prove to herself that she will always be the "perfect girl" in your man's eyes. The bitch is laughable.
Scorpio: Yes, she is definitely talking shit about you because she thinks that you're an idiot to be with him, the man she sent packing. But deep down she's just annoyed that he's still alive. She hates her ex. She won't admit it, but she hates him for life if it didn't work. She may even try to seek revenge on him by hurting you if he loves you enough, so stay clear of her. She needs time to find a replacement. Once she has a man of her own, she'll look down on you.
Virgo: Another psycho. Do believe that if Virgo is an ex, she is still around. She will play the "friend" game to make sure that they can reconcile. In her mind any break up can be a make up, whether you are in the picture or not. She looks at you like you don't matter. The problem becomes if you matter to her ex. It's when the Virgo realizes that he loves you and becomes jealous of you that you see her true conniving nature. She will try to play head games to prove to your ex that she is the better woman, she will try to spread rumors, and will even go as low as sucking his dick on a "drunken" night. Virgo's are funny, but don't worry. He will get bored with her. And she will move on to the next man claiming her heart is broken.
Libra: A big insecure hot ass mess of a problem if you are really a bad bitch. If she feels that he has downgraded, she will not care. But it is when you are better than her that Libra's are terribly competitive and they expose that they need to be the center of a man's life. Libra cannot handle a more beautiful woman, so if you are more beautiful, she will HATE YOU and scheme to be better than you. She's the bitch that will buy all the same outfits, do the same makeup, anything she can to prove to herself that she will always be the "perfect girl" in your man's eyes. The bitch is laughable.
Scorpio: Yes, she is definitely talking shit about you because she thinks that you're an idiot to be with him, the man she sent packing. But deep down she's just annoyed that he's still alive. She hates her ex. She won't admit it, but she hates him for life if it didn't work. She may even try to seek revenge on him by hurting you if he loves you enough, so stay clear of her. She needs time to find a replacement. Once she has a man of her own, she'll look down on you.
Sagittarius: We're fucked up, let me put it out there. We are very fucked up. I will fuck my ex boyfriend every day of the week if the sex was good to me and not care at all about your feelings. I will make sure I keep that. If your man had a Sagi ex, he's hooking up with her still if he liked the sex. If not, we pretty much disappear without a problem. We were cheating on him while we were with him and probably are with our new man.
Capricorn: These are other crazy jealous freaks. Capricorn will try to slaughter your reputation the best way she can, she hates it that any woman is getting what she had. She is a snake in the grass, watch your back. Make sure that when she's being nice that you know she's observing and trying to find a way to damage you, even if she doesn't want him back!!!
Aquarius: Aquarius's lie a lot about their feelings. As an ex, it is hard for them to disappear and they will try for a while to win him back behind your back to prove that the love was real. But at some point, Aquarius does move on. They do realize that the past is the past and if it did not work out, there was a reason. It is sad but true that Aquarius is very clingy when in love and will cling to your man. But if he loves you and she knows it, soon enough she'll find someone else and you won't hear from her again.
Pisces: These are the worse ex's of all. Ever saw that movie with the stalker side girl, forgot the name, who kills the rabbit, that bitch was a Pisces. Pisces will not move on if they are an ex. They don't move on until they find someone else that they can move to. But until that point, they will make your life hell by doing shady shit behind your back. Take every sign, combine it and you make this crzy bitch.
Capricorn: These are other crazy jealous freaks. Capricorn will try to slaughter your reputation the best way she can, she hates it that any woman is getting what she had. She is a snake in the grass, watch your back. Make sure that when she's being nice that you know she's observing and trying to find a way to damage you, even if she doesn't want him back!!!
Aquarius: Aquarius's lie a lot about their feelings. As an ex, it is hard for them to disappear and they will try for a while to win him back behind your back to prove that the love was real. But at some point, Aquarius does move on. They do realize that the past is the past and if it did not work out, there was a reason. It is sad but true that Aquarius is very clingy when in love and will cling to your man. But if he loves you and she knows it, soon enough she'll find someone else and you won't hear from her again.
Pisces: These are the worse ex's of all. Ever saw that movie with the stalker side girl, forgot the name, who kills the rabbit, that bitch was a Pisces. Pisces will not move on if they are an ex. They don't move on until they find someone else that they can move to. But until that point, they will make your life hell by doing shady shit behind your back. Take every sign, combine it and you make this crzy bitch.
Posted by TruthIs
Can you believe she had the muthafuckin audacity to try me?! lol...love it....dont she know playing with fire will get her ass burned
the virgo one is DEAD ON! esp the one about drunken escapdes
Gemini: Stalker, Stalker, Stalker. These bitches are stalkers. She used sex to pull him and mind games to keep him. The problem is when she realizes it didn't work, and goes crazy! Gemini's are persistent and will try to pop up any way they can, staying friends with his friends and all, stalking you too. They want to use sex and mind games again! How to deal with them? Move. Move. Move. Gemini's are annoying and rutheless when they want someone, so just move away from this psycho bitch before you end up having to take out a restraining order and fucking her up for starting a rumor. And beware: when Gemini is crazy jealous of you and has access to you, she can do some harmful shit.
YES crazy BITCHES this is one sign i CANT NOT STAND male and females...and the fuuny thing is i get alot of gemini bitches trying to befriend me...HELL NAW! THEM BITCHES CAN KICK ROCKS RITE ALONG WITH THE LIBRA BITCHES...SORRY dont need any new female friends i barely like dealing with the ones i do fuck with...and thats because they family..lol..MEN ONLY
snickers at the Sag one....
Posted by TruthIs
Pisces: These are the worse ex's of all. Ever saw that movie with the stalker side girl, forgot the name, who kills the rabbit, that bitch was a Pisces. Pisces will not move on if they are an ex. They don't move on until they find someone else that they can move to. But until that point, they will make your life hell by doing shady shit behind your back. Take every sign, combine it and you make this crzy bitch.
Glenn Close, Fatal Attraction
Posted by SexySadge
Gemini: Stalker, Stalker, Stalker. These bitches are stalkers. She used sex to pull him and mind games to keep him. The problem is when she realizes it didn't work, and goes crazy! Gemini's are persistent and will try to pop up any way they can, staying friends with his friends and all, stalking you too. They want to use sex and mind games again! How to deal with them? Move. Move. Move. Gemini's are annoying and rutheless when they want someone, so just move away from this psycho bitch before you end up having to take out a restraining order and fucking her up for starting a rumor. And beware: when Gemini is crazy jealous of you and has access to you, she can do some harmful shit.
YES crazy BITCHES this is one sign i CANT NOT STAND male and females...and the fuuny thing is i get alot of gemini bitches trying to befriend me...HELL NAW! THEM BITCHES CAN KICK ROCKS RITE ALONG WITH THE LIBRA BITCHES...SORRY dont need any new female friends i barely like dealing with the ones i do fuck with...and thats because they family..lol..MEN ONLY
same here, i dont get along well with libra women
Posted by TruthIs
Sagittarius: We're fucked up, let me put it out there. We are very fucked up. I will fuck my ex boyfriend every day of the week if the sex was good to me and not care at all about your feelings. I will make sure I keep that. If your man had a Sagi ex, he's hooking up with her still if he liked the sex. If not, we pretty much disappear without a problem. We were cheating on him while we were with him and probably are with our new man
lol so fucking true....and I'm not ashame to admit it that is so me...*shrugged shoulders*
You also rite about them libra bitches...they are so fucking insecure its pathetic...smh
Posted by SexySadge
You also rite about them libra bitches...they are so fucking insecure its pathetic...smh
thats a another reason i dont like they ass and they also so fucking weak minded...these bitches dont have not one strong bone in their body...lol
Posted by TruthIs
Leo: Leo does not spend energy thinking about her ex. She is not the psycho ex girlfriend. Once you are an ex, you are an ex. But there is a grace period of a couple months she needs to deal with her grief. During this time, she is ruthless and mean. But not to you, to your man. If the breakup was bad, she will try him many times just so she can prove to him that losing her was a mistake. Over time, it will die. She's not worried about you.
Lol, pretty true
Please Aries woman never compete we just do us and people want to compete with us. And I never care about my exes enough to care who the fuck they date after me. Let some other bitch deal with those losers.
lol I never met an Aries woman who was not on top of her ex, stalking his facebook on the low but telling everyone that she "doesn't care about him." Out of all the signs, Aries has to try hard.
Aries are very competitive and can't stand for another woman to be badder, prettier, skinnier, funnier, smarter, it bothers an Aries to be below a bitch. But let her be pretty and dumb or ugly and smart, as long as you have her beat in something, you can be friends with her. But as for an ex, no way, you hate from the very beginning because you know that she's the woman he wants over you.
Also, so funny how everyone "competes with you." Don't you have to be competing with them to see that...
Aries are very competitive and can't stand for another woman to be badder, prettier, skinnier, funnier, smarter, it bothers an Aries to be below a bitch. But let her be pretty and dumb or ugly and smart, as long as you have her beat in something, you can be friends with her. But as for an ex, no way, you hate from the very beginning because you know that she's the woman he wants over you.
Also, so funny how everyone "competes with you." Don't you have to be competing with them to see that...
Umm, thebiggcarlos, whatever you call yourself, you obviously don't understand Sag!! I don't care enough about people to take my "frustrations" out on them, I just say what the fuck I want when I want and if you have a fucking problem, don't come back round here muthafucka.
I don't have the time or patience for Dr. Phil wannabe trying to diagnose me and shit. Obviously you're still mad at your fucking wife and came on here for information. And let me tell you, since she's a Sag, you should probably be with her instead of commenting on me lest she find something more PRO-DICK-TIVE to get into.
I don't have the time or patience for Dr. Phil wannabe trying to diagnose me and shit. Obviously you're still mad at your fucking wife and came on here for information. And let me tell you, since she's a Sag, you should probably be with her instead of commenting on me lest she find something more PRO-DICK-TIVE to get into.
Posted by SexySadge
You also rite about them libra bitches...they are so fucking insecure its pathetic...smh
Yes my Sag soulmate. Great minds think alike!
Posted by SexySadge
You also rite about them libra bitches...they are so fucking insecure its pathetic...smh
Yes my Sag soulmate. Great minds think alike!
Posted by TruthIs
Sagittarius: We're fucked up, let me put it out there. We are very fucked up. I will fuck my ex boyfriend every day of the week if the sex was good to me and not care at all about your feelings. I will make sure I keep that. If your man had a Sagi ex, he's hooking up with her still if he liked the sex. If not, we pretty much disappear without a problem. We were cheating on him while we were with him and probably are with our new man.
lmao
My Sagi bff always says she keeps exes around to have sex
I've done this, admittedly...never cheated...but while I was single and mingling...I was hooking up with exes...never randoms.
Posted by DMV
the virgo one is DEAD ON! esp the one about drunken escapdes
in 100% agreeance
(no, it's not a word)
Posted by TruthIs
lol I never met an Aries woman who was not on top of her ex, stalking his facebook on the low but telling everyone that she "doesn't care about him." Out of all the signs, Aries has to try hard.
Aries are very competitive and can't stand for another woman to be badder, prettier, skinnier, funnier, smarter, it bothers an Aries to be below a bitch. But let her be pretty and dumb or ugly and smart, as long as you have her beat in something, you can be friends with her. But as for an ex, no way, you hate from the very beginning because you know that she's the woman he wants over you.
Also, so funny how everyone "competes with you." Don't you have to be competing with them to see that...
And you know all of these Aries woman well enough that they would feel comfortable telling you they are stalking their exes? I think not, we are kind of secretive as it is and if your not in our circle I doubt we would divulge that info to you. I don't have to compete with anyone, I like to lift up and encourage woman around me, no hate ever!
Posted by TruthIs
lol I never met an Aries woman who was not on top of her ex, stalking his facebook on the low but telling everyone that she "doesn't care about him." Out of all the signs, Aries has to try hard.
Aries are very competitive and can't stand for another woman to be badder, prettier, skinnier, funnier, smarter, it bothers an Aries to be below a bitch. But let her be pretty and dumb or ugly and smart, as long as you have her beat in something, you can be friends with her. But as for an ex, no way, you hate from the very beginning because you know that she's the woman he wants over you.
Also, so funny how everyone "competes with you." Don't you have to be competing with them to see that...
Just like you observed how COmpetive we Aries woman are I observed how people have competed with me even friends. Doesnt bother me tho
Posted by TruthIs
Taurus: Once you're an ex, she could care less about you-- UNLESS your man has money. If so, she will try to make sure she's paid in full for life; she'll try to make a baby with him, do whatever she can to keep a hold on his account. She'll even be super side bitch. If your man is paid, this is how you deal with the bitch: make sure you let your man know what's going on. If he's a good man, he'll listen. If broke, you have nothing to worry about.
actually, this is the anti-thesis of a "typical" taurean. a taurus may be attracted to someone with wealth, but the nature of a taurus is such that the sign is looking for permanence...we don't like change.
a taurus will cling to the prospects that a former lover will come to his senses an it will take an earthquake for us to realize otherwise, but once CHANGE is accepted, there's no looking back.
that's the irony of taurus. what we hold most, what we hold dear for YEARS may not mean shit to us years later. we take a long time to assess the value of the person, so in the short-term, who cares if he's an asshole? in the long-term, he's an asshole.
point being, the way to "beat" a taurus woman isn't to shine light upon her. the reality is, your man knows she's a "good" woman. your trying to convince him otherwise is for naught.
thus, the way to beat her is in the essence of time. if you can be a mainstay, if you can put up with the asshole's shit longer than she can, you'll win. you'll win the asshole...congrats!
LMAO! I love this thread! Very amusing
LOL @ this thread 
*clapping*
*clapping*Posted by TruthIsPosted by SexySadge
You also rite about them libra bitches...they are so fucking insecure its pathetic...smh
Yes my Sag soulmate. Great minds think alike!click to expand
Lol YES we do
Posted by TruthIs
Umm, thebiggcarlos, whatever you call yourself, you obviously don't understand Sag!! I don't care enough about people to take my "frustrations" out on them, I just say what the fuck I want when I want and if you have a fucking problem, don't come back round here muthafucka.
I don't have the time or patience for Dr. Phil wannabe trying to diagnose me and shit. Obviously you're still mad at your fucking wife and came on here for information. And let me tell you, since she's a Sag, you should probably be with her instead of commenting on me lest she find something more PRO-DICK-TIVE to get into.
LMAO GET HIM
Posted by caligulaPosted by TruthIs
Taurus: Once you're an ex, she could care less about you-- UNLESS your man has money. If so, she will try to make sure she's paid in full for life; she'll try to make a baby with him, do whatever she can to keep a hold on his account. She'll even be super side bitch. If your man is paid, this is how you deal with the bitch: make sure you let your man know what's going on. If he's a good man, he'll listen. If broke, you have nothing to worry about.
actually, this is the anti-thesis of a "typical" taurean. a taurus may be attracted to someone with wealth, but the nature of a taurus is such that the sign is looking for permanence...we don't like change.
a taurus will cling to the prospects that a former lover will come to his senses an it will take an earthquake for us to realize otherwise, but once CHANGE is accepted, there's no looking back.
that's the irony of taurus. what we hold most, what we hold dear for YEARS may not mean shit to us years later. we take a long time to assess the value of the person, so in the short-term, who cares if he's an asshole? in the long-term, he's an asshole.
point being, the way to "beat" a taurus woman isn't to shine light upon her. the reality is, your man knows she's a "good" woman. your trying to convince him otherwise is for naught.
thus, the way to beat her is in the essence of time. if you can be a mainstay, if you can put up with the asshole's shit longer than she can, you'll win. you'll win the asshole...congrats!click to expand
YEP!
The Gemini one is dead on. And I agree in general when they are jealous or threatened they will try to ruin you in any way shape or form, they are just so so so jealous and ruthless with it. They can be be very very, ugly people when that emotion surfaces especially the insecurity.
Aries and Libra also so true, Aries hit the nail on the head. Libra and Capricorn women are about the same on this one, but they are both insecure anyway even before they have the man.
Posted by PVAF
LOL. I died laughing. The Pisces one is a little off though. We're not ones to go all fatal attraction and stalk, Pisces usually have a fleet of white knights waiting in the wings to soothe their pain. We do get very attached however, so yeah we may try to help him see the light using various tricks. But we'll move on with a new white knight if he'd too stupid to get it.
sounds about right.
Posted by TruthIs
Capricorn: These are other crazy jealous freaks. Capricorn will try to slaughter your reputation the best way she can, she hates it that any woman is getting what she had. She is a snake in the grass, watch your back. Make sure that when she's being nice that you know she's observing and trying to find a way to damage you, even if she doesn't want him back!!!
The capricorn one is spot on. We WILL ruin your reputation, but it won't be traced back to us.
Now, keep in mind, if we don't give a rats ass about the ex, then we just flat out don't care and will leave you alone. However, if you stole our man, better watch your back and keep your nose clean!!!
Posted by smellycat
did anyone noticed cap stalkers ?
Only those of us with a scorpio venus or mars!
Posted by scribble
Gemini is so laughable. We just disappear.
My exhusband and his virgo girlfriend harrassed me to no end. Screaming phone calls, numerous threats, bully tactics, you name it. They were viscious. And they're the ones who cheated, I just wanted out of the marriage so I could move on.
(I did ruin her reputation though. Small town. All I had to say was the right thing to the right person).
Oh, he is a gemini.
*shrug* I have never had an ex.
Posted by prettyladii
Aries and Libra also so true, Aries hit the nail on the head. Libra and Capricorn women are about the same on this one, but they are both insecure anyway even before they have the man.
Truth
Posted by TruthIs
Sagittarius: We're fucked up, let me put it out there. We are very fucked up. I will fuck my ex boyfriend every day of the week if the sex was good to me and not care at all about your feelings. I will make sure I keep that. If your man had a Sagi ex, he's hooking up with her still if he liked the sex. If not, we pretty much disappear without a problem. We were cheating on him while we were with him and probably are with our new man.
Love
I don't like how you think you can cut astrology down to size like that.
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