SirHorns
@SirHorns
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The DXP Astro Vending Machine
Plate full of uneaten crusts from a shitty Red Baron pizza.
Posted by ArieslovesaquaVending Machine: ...EW! Woman why didn't you feed this to dogs?Posted by ArieslovesaquaDamn that was too far. Let's keep it in the sack
My exes left testicle. Outside of the sack. Just the ballclick to expand
You get this:
Venus rules over the Ovaries in Medical Astrology.
That really old coin I dug out of the ground. I think it's a half penny, but the face and tale of the coin is worn beyond recognition.
Posted by QuantumVending Machine: ...yay, food! *Eating noises* ...*hacking noises* MY MOON IS OFFENDED!
Plate full of uneaten crusts from a shitty Red Baron pizza.
You get this: A large number of Venus or Jupiter aspects, or lots of Sagittarius planets indicates an increased likelihood that the person would benign eat and be more "expansive" (chubby) in body size then average.
Posted by SoulVending Machine: Neat. *Takes it*
That really old coin I dug out of the ground. I think it's a half penny, but the face and tale of the coin is worn beyond recognition.
You get this: The 4th and 8th Houses deal with inheritances.
4th focuses more on family treasures and heirlooms.
8th focuses more on the monetary.
Posted by AdmiralVending Machine: ...I hope this isn't filled with porn and viruses.
Usb stick.
You get this: Uranus rules Technology.
My red ribbon.
*looks around*
1) Handkerchief
2) newspaper
3) pen
1) Handkerchief
2) newspaper
3) pen
Throwing this cellphone in!
I want to sleep >.
I want to sleep >.
-Places his jizz sock in the vending machine-
Me next.
Me next.
Posted by ElleDuMonde*Takes*
*I pull out of my purse a rock that I stole from the park at the Louvre in 2013 and put it in the vending machine*
Posted by ElleDuMondeNo takebacks!
okay....wait...you can't have the rock. I want that back. 😭click to expand
You get this: Saturn rules over all minerals, though lead and coal are ones specifically tied to it.
Posted by NostalgicCappyVending Machine: Hmm...*takes* Good quality material...wonder how much it go for on the underground ribbon market.
My red ribbon.
You get this: Venus rules over jobs that cater to women, like cosmetics.
Posted by UmiSaysVM: *Takes* Just need a few more to buy myself a soda!
A quarter
You get this: Moon phases, (Quarter Moon, Waxing Moon, Waning Moon, Full Moon and New Moon) do actually have astrology concepts around them. Though best of luck finding an astrologer that throws that in and tells you. (A lot just trim a ton of the fat and just tell you want you want to know.)
Posted by xEUxVM: *Takes* Umm, bitcoin...to the deep web with you!
Bitcoin....on a USB drive.
You get this: Bitcoin strikes me as a Uranus in 2nd House type of phenomenon. An innovative way to have and gain value and processions.
Posted by EllycakesVM: *DEVOURS* ....*Sourness made it impossible to talk* ...*Hands you a index card*
A handful of sour patch kids.
But only the green ones.
Card: (You get this) Green is a Taurus color ( along with emerald), while Sea green is a Neptune/Pisces color.
Posted by RumiL*Takes all three, puts on handkerchief while using to pen to circle ads in the newspaper*
*looks around*
1) Handkerchief
2) newspaper
3) pen
You get this:
Mercury rules over communication, like written letters, conversations, texts, etc.
A Mercury-Venus aspects indicates a person with the potential to communicate ideas in a charming manner.
A Mercury-Mars aspect indicates a person who can get their ideas across sharply, though at the price at hurting a few feelings in the process. (Pen is mightier then the sword)
Posted by starloverVM: *Takes* Awww. *Throws in the incinerator to keep warm*
A picture i just found of my ex and i kissing
It has go to go!!!!!
You get this: 7th houses rules close personal relationships, partnerships and open enemies.
Posted by OceanBoy88VM: ...OH GOD FINAL FANTASY IS REAL! *Rustles inside* Wait...that means I could make money off those Chocobos and Cactars...*plays with sphere*
I insert Tidus' Caladbolg Sword and a Kilika Sphere
You get this: 5th house rules games and hobbies (and romance and fun sex)
Posted by RumiL
Throwing this cellphone in!
I want to sleep >.
VM: *Takes phone and simply turns it off*
You get this: 9th house rules long distance travel and communication. *Hands a ticket to sleepy land express*
A petrified cow pie.
Posted by HemispheresVM: EW!!!
-Places his jizz sock in the vending machine-
Me next.
You get this: *Clones made from the dried DNA in the sock, come after you and steal you car and food, leaving a note* Pluto people( Scorpio sun/moon/rising or people with Pluto aspecting many of their personal planets* Can be vengeful.
Posted by SuperMercurialVM: *Takes* ...Want this renewed? 😉
My maxed out v-card
You get this: Pluto rules over the procreate side of sex.
Posted by champrangerVM: *Takes and sets his feet up on it* Nice.
*crams in a table into the machine*
You get this: Honeysuckle: The Aries sign Honeysuckle represents bonds of love and happiness.
Posted by sunkisses26VM: *Takes* WOOHOO!
a box set of anime....your welcome~!
You get this: Anime strikes me as Sag in 5th house hobby. Enjoying a foreign lands culture and storytelling. (Though anything outside of your own country would fall under Sag as well.)
Posted by BullShit...*Looks at the dead Taurus man outside my machine* ...*Looks at the out of order sign I put there* ...*makes a call*
*puts in heart and soul*
-Fin
Hello? Yes I have a semi-fresh meat-lovers waiting to be picked up and cooked. Hmm. The weight? Uhh...a bit under 200? A pic? Also muscle to fat ratio? Umm.
*Kicks Bullshit* Let me get the measuring tape...
Posted by CancerOnTheCuspVM: *Takes* The heck is...*sniffs* ...*Goes online*
A petrified cow pie.
Newest DXP THREA😱 CANCER MAN GAVE ME A COW PIE! DOES THIS MEANS HE LOVES ME!??!?!
You get this: Scorpio and Virgo are at war over who rules over the colon. Some Virgo, other say Scorpio.
My loser magnet.
Posted by kissmygritsVM: *Takes* ...huh? Why is my inbox suddenly being blown up?
My loser magnet.
You get this: 11th Rules acquaintances.
Bottle of vodka mm
Posted by SirHornsPosted by NostalgicCappyVending Machine: Hmm...*takes* Good quality material...wonder how much it go for on the underground ribbon market.
My red ribbon.
You get this: Venus rules over jobs that cater to women, like cosmetics.click to expand
Cute, 🙂
Posted by BetaBananaVM: *Snatches and chugs*
Bottle of vodka mm
You get this: *HIc* Neptune rules over booze* *HIc* Damn...anyone tell you your face is perfectly symmetrical?
Posted by OceanBoy88Yes, so if dated a gamer girl and actually pulled off that awful Chocobo ballon race with a score of 000, thus getting the Sun Crest for Titus's omega weapon, and she proceeded to screw your brains out over saving her hours of trouble over it, that would be 5th house stuff.Posted by SirHornsKwehhh??!!!Posted by OceanBoy88VM: ...OH GOD FINAL FANTASY IS REAL! *Rustles inside* Wait...that means I could make money off those Chocobos and Cactars...*plays with sphere*
I insert Tidus' Caladbolg Sword and a Kilika Sphere
You get this: 5th house rules games and hobbies (and romance and fun sex)click to expand
Posted by BullShit*Points at the sword* I was going to make the outside match the inside. You know, since I'm nice like that.Posted by SirHornsI said i was dead INSIDE Auron...jeez it's like Sin got you already.Posted by BullShit...*Looks at the dead Taurus man outside my machine* ...*Looks at the out of order sign I put there* ...*makes a call*
*puts in heart and soul*
-Fin
Hello? Yes I have a semi-fresh meat-lovers waiting to be picked up and cooked. Hmm. The weight? Uhh...a bit under 200? A pic? Also muscle to fat ratio? Umm.
*Kicks Bullshit* Let me get the measuring tape...click to expand
Posted by OceanBoy88100 fucking lightning dodges with no savingPosted by SirHornsLol I hated that race. I got the sun crest and everybodies crest/sigils but I never finished Lulu's thunder dodger. That was ridiculousPosted by OceanBoy88Yes, so if dated a gamer girl and actually pulled off that awful Chocobo ballon race with a score of 000, thus getting the Sun Crest for Titus's omega weapon, and she proceeded to screw your brains out over saving her hours of trouble over it, that would be 5th house stuff.Posted by SirHornsKwehhh??!!!Posted by OceanBoy88VM: ...OH GOD FINAL FANTASY IS REAL! *Rustles inside* Wait...that means I could make money off those Chocobos and Cactars...*plays with sphere*
I insert Tidus' Caladbolg Sword and a Kilika Sphere
You get this: 5th house rules games and hobbies (and romance and fun sex)click to expand
It's insane man.
Posted by OceanBoy88You had to do it without saving, since it reset if you did. I think.Posted by SirHornsI couldve sworn it was 200 ! But the no saves made it worst! I temember I had a notepad and i would save aftereevery ten dodges. And i got to 200 and was like wth... so I went to 500 with saves and realized... no saves 😢Posted by OceanBoy88100 fucking lightning dodges with no savingPosted by SirHornsLol I hated that race. I got the sun crest and everybodies crest/sigils but I never finished Lulu's thunder dodger. That was ridiculousPosted by OceanBoy88Yes, so if dated a gamer girl and actually pulled off that awful Chocobo ballon race with a score of 000, thus getting the Sun Crest for Titus's omega weapon, and she proceeded to screw your brains out over saving her hours of trouble over it, that would be 5th house stuff.Posted by SirHornsKwehhh??!!!Posted by OceanBoy88VM: ...OH GOD FINAL FANTASY IS REAL! *Rustles inside* Wait...that means I could make money off those Chocobos and Cactars...*plays with sphere*
I insert Tidus' Caladbolg Sword and a Kilika Sphere
You get this: 5th house rules games and hobbies (and romance and fun sex)
It's insane man.click to expand
Posted by champrangerVendingMachine: *Takes and tries out* NO one side is going out! UGH!
*drops a pair of old headphones in the machine*
You get this: 9th house = Long distance communication, i.e. radio waves. Venus rules over music in astrology.
Posted by SirHorns😆 My 11th is in Leo. No wonder! 😄Posted by kissmygritsVM: *Takes* ...huh? Why is my inbox suddenly being blown up?
My loser magnet.
You get this: 11th Rules acquaintances.click to expand
a pink tu-tu 😛
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