The Fakest Zodiac Signs In Order

This topic was created in the Astrology forum by AybLynk on Monday, August 8, 2011 and has 55 replies.
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Posted by AybLynk
I wasnt as thorough with this list as I was with the other one. But I think it;s pretty accurate.
If there's anything you don't like, hmu.

1. Scorpio
2. Libra
3. Cancer
4. Sagittarius
5. Taurus
6. Virgo
7. Aries
8. Gemini
9. Capricorn
10. Aquarius
11. Leo
12. Pisces


first place should be tied with leo and pisces. lol
I think pisces should be up there more. Leos are okay. They aren't mega fake.
1. Scorpio
2. Libra
3. Cancer
4. Sagittarius
5. Taurus
6. Virgo
7. Aries
8. Gemini
9. Capricorn
10. Pisces
11. Aquarius
12. Leo
i just thought of how manipulative pisces can be so i placed them as #10 on the list lol
1 Libra
2 Gemini
3 Sagittarius
4 Cancer
5 Aquarius
6 Virgo
7 Aries
8 Leo
9 Scorpio
10 Capricorn
11 Pisces
12 Taurus
Posted by dogsbody
1 Libra
2 Gemini
3 Sagittarius
4 Cancer
5 Aquarius
6 Virgo
7 Aries
8 Leo
9 Scorpio
10 Capricorn
11 Pisces
12 Taurus


lol fck outta here..
Are you trying to say "Pisces" are realer than "Caps"?
Aquarius faker than Scorpio?
And Taurus ppl cannot be on the bottom of the list. It's flawed daddy..
The only thing fake about a leo is the need for attention. Other than that, most leos are naive and people take advantage of them most of the time like virgos do. Thats why I put Leo on the 12th spot.
This is all personal opinion, and we all know what's said about those. Anyhoo, since they are in fact like assholes..everyone has one..and they all stink, here's mine:
Any sign can be fake and flaky. Human condition.
Posted by AybLynk
1. Scorpio
2. Libra
3. Cancer
4. Sagittarius
5. Taurus
6. Virgo
7. Aries
8. Gemini
9. Capricorn
10. Pisces
11. Aquarius
12. Leo


U might as well throw this list in the trash bin Lol because we all have a
Asc sign right? Yes we do which means no matter the sign U will
give off a certain FACADE which represent FAKENESS, and
ILLUSION from our Asc sign.
you all have wonderful points. But i am coming from a judgmental place where ascendants and moons do not exist.
Sun-wise, Scorpios are the fakest. Taurus people put off a good facade, I'll say that. But yea you right, humans put on fronts or what not.. happy.;
and that list isnt meant to be a jab. My fav sign other than mine is Gemini.. I dont think they are as fake as people think they are but hey.. like the old lady basically said, opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one.
i didnt put major thought into the list.. all i kno is that i had to put scorpio as #1 lol idc
they too fake for me.. I even have dxp-proof of scorpio fakeness but I wont go there.
They just need to admit it.
But i think aquarius can be hella fake. Especially the females which I wont get into.
I have real-world proof too but I dxp-proof is way better. And it's def. sumone you all know.
Lol but ima fall back because im making this bigger than it really is #pause
Posted by AybLynk
I have real-world proof too but I dxp-proof is way better. And it's def. sumone you all know.
Lol but ima fall back because im making this bigger than it really is #pause


com'on now AyB chop chop get that
proof together LoL!
Posted by ellessque
you did say fake, right?
...or did you mean flake?
i did FLAKE on you because I forgot and got caught up in some other stuff, but I'm not FAKE Tongue
*goes do to what i promised before i get called out again*


If you have loyal followers that fill your inbox up 24/7 on this site then I can see it being a misunderstanding. But i kinda doubt it. I know you saw my txt though. If you were busy and couldn't respond right then and there then im sorry. But if not, well thats another story.. And before you start thinkinq I placed scorpios at the #1 spot because of you, I am here to inform you that you're highly mistaken. That's it..
It's the respect and the principle of the matter. But hey, can't have it all right lol
No hard feelings darling..
Posted by Lena828
Saggies are usually the least fake in my experience, so long as their chart isn't water/earth heavy.


I agree. Sags keep it real but at the same time, they can keep it extra extra fugatti/fugazzi/faux/fake/phony/etc..
Posted by ellessque
you did say fake, right?
...or did you mean flake?
i did FLAKE on you because I forgot and got caught up in some other stuff, but I'm not FAKE Tongue
*goes do to what i promised before i get called out again*


and one more thing. How do you "flake" because you "forgot"?
In order to "flake" you have to be aware of what who or what you're flaking on. Just saying.
Least fake:
All the ones that I like, with the least fake being my own
Most fake:
All the ones I don't like
Sounds about right.
Aries Moon...and here's for the *old lady* crack Ayb.
Posted by ellybd
Posted by Gemini78
Posted by AybLynk
1. Scorpio
2. Libra
3. Cancer
4. Sagittarius
5. Taurus
6. Virgo
7. Aries
8. Gemini
9. Capricorn
10. Pisces
11. Aquarius
12. Leo


U might as well throw this list in the trash bin Lol because we all have a
Asc sign right? Yes we do which means no matter the sign U will
give off a certain FACADE which represent FAKENESS, and
ILLUSION from our Asc sign.



Agreed. 'Fakeness' cannot be determined from sun sign. Now if you were drawing up a chart with the most shallow, or most self-absorbed traits you might be able to be closer because some signs in some aspects have much greater difficulties. The people I've known who were completely fake was a gemini guy, a cancer guy, an aqua girl and a guy, a sag girl, a cappy guy and a leo man. Don't know what most of theirs charts were, but I know the gem guy and cancer guy had a lot ALOT of hard aspects in their chart and the only soft aspects somehow exaggerated their flaws once they finally did show.
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Yep i agree with this smile
Are you kidding me? Maybe its not my sign than,.. because i am the most straight up 100% honest person. If i dont like something i say so, if i do, i say so. I have no problem with that. I am whom i am.. I am beyond, fake.
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Posted by Gemini78
Posted by ellybd
Posted by Gemini78
Posted by AybLynk
1. Scorpio
2. Libra
3. Cancer
4. Sagittarius
5. Taurus
6. Virgo
7. Aries
8. Gemini
9. Capricorn
10. Pisces
11. Aquarius
12. Leo


U might as well throw this list in the trash bin Lol because we all have a
Asc sign right? Yes we do which means no matter the sign U will
give off a certain FACADE which represent FAKENESS, and
ILLUSION from our Asc sign.



Agreed. 'Fakeness' cannot be determined from sun sign. Now if you were drawing up a chart with the most shallow, or most self-absorbed traits you might be able to be closer because some signs in some aspects have much greater difficulties. The people I've known who were completely fake was a gemini guy, a cancer guy, an aqua girl and a guy, a sag girl, a cappy guy and a leo man. Don't know what most of theirs charts were, but I know the gem guy and cancer guy had a lot ALOT of hard aspects in their chart and the only soft aspects somehow exaggerated their flaws once they finally did show.


Yep i agree with this smile


I agree with you agreeing with me after I agreed with you. Tongue Wait, does that make me fake? Hmmm... maybe just narcissistic... Big Grin
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ha ha riiiggghht smile and no it doesn't make u fake Lol
Posted by AybLynk
i just thought of how manipulative pisces can be so i placed them as #10 on the list lol


Thems fightin words Ayb. Winking
Ouch. I'm not am A Typical Virgo. I'm told that all the time. But 6 still hurts!!! Lol
1. Libra (Everyone has different versions of the same person)
2. Pisces (Anything living in fantasy more than reality is usually not true to self, let alone others)
3. Gemini (They know they're fake & they don't care...gotta love em!)
4. Leo (Everything is about an "image")
5. Scorpio (No one ever truly gets to know them...and that's the way they want it. Fake people usually have that mentality)
6. Aries (It's hard for them to be true to & honest with someone (everyone!)they feel superior to
7. Capricorn (They're masters at smiling in your face even if they hate you)
8. Sagg (They'll tell you what you wanna hear...flat out)
9. Virgo (When they're done criticizing everyone, they're actually not that bad)
10. Aquarius (Won't give 2 shxts about you but yet will convince you that they do)
11. Cancer (Everything is about an "image")
12. Taurus (If they're fake, it's on accident)
Posted by krysrenee7
1. Libra (Everyone has different versions of the same person)
2. Pisces (Anything living in fantasy more than reality is usually not true to self, let alone others)
3. Gemini (They know they're fake & they don't care...gotta love em!)
4. Leo (Everything is about an "image")
5. Scorpio (No one ever truly gets to know them...and that's the way they want it. Fake people usually have that mentality)
6. Aries (It's hard for them to be true to & honest with someone (everyone!)they feel superior to
7. Capricorn (They're masters at smiling in your face even if they hate you)
8. Sagg (They'll tell you what you wanna hear...flat out)
9. Virgo (When they're done criticizing everyone, they're actually not that bad)
10. Aquarius (Won't give 2 shxts about you but yet will convince you that they do)
11. Cancer (Everything is about an "image")
12. Taurus (If they're fake, it's on accident)


OMG!! I so have to agree with this guy!!! Right on! smile
Posted by MooninLeoo
From the fakest to the least fake in my opinion:

1. Libra
2. Gemini
3. Aquarius
4. Cancer
5. Pisces
6. Scorpio
7. Capricorn
8. Virgo
9. Taurus
10. Sagittarius
11. Leo
12. Aries

aww you again .. such a hard worker :')






Posted by dogsbody
1 Libra
2 Gemini
3 Sagittarius
4 Cancer
5 Aquarius
6 Virgo
7 Aries
8 Leo
9 Scorpio
10 Capricorn
11 Pisces
12 Taurus


Totally agree with Libra
Posted by ElTigre25
Yet people think I am a troll. This thread is a product of what this site is all about. Ignorance. Assumptions. Being mendacious. I would neither compromise my integrity nor care enough to label people from such a shallow perspective. Some of you really are delusional. Use astrology as a tool for YOURSELF. The only person you will ever know in totality is yourself. Once you all find out who you are, you won't have to engage in nonsensical, discriminatory bullshit. I just don't get these "Which signs are XYZ" threads, they are counterproductive. I look at the little details of everything so I'm obviously an alien to a bigot.

You know how I know these lists are bullshit? My sun is Libra and I'm one of the most dependable, trustworthy, respectful and honest persons you'll ever come across. Who the fuck actually asks each and every person they meet for the sun signs? Or even half of them? The topic rarely comes up unless I bring it up myself (which I did almost every time).
Posted by ElTigre25
Posted by kino
Posted by ElTigre25
Yet people think I am a troll. This thread is a product of what this site is all about. Ignorance. Assumptions. Being mendacious. I would neither compromise my integrity nor care enough to label people from such a shallow perspective. Some of you really are delusional. Use astrology as a tool for YOURSELF. The only person you will ever know in totality is yourself. Once you all find out who you are, you won't have to engage in nonsensical, discriminatory bullshit. I just don't get these "Which signs are XYZ" threads, they are counterproductive. I look at the little details of everything so I'm obviously an alien to a bigot.

You know how I know these lists are bullshit? My sun is Libra and I'm one of the most dependable, trustworthy, respectful and honest persons you'll ever come across. Who the fuck actually asks each and every person they meet for the sun signs? Or even half of them? The topic rarely comes up unless I bring it up myself (which I did almost every time).

No need to explain yourself. Just watch those users contradict themselves.
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I explained my qualities to support your post. I'd rather watch paint dry.
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Posted by dogsbody
1 Libra
2 Gemini
3 Sagittarius
4 Cancer
5 Aquarius
6 Virgo
7 Aries
8 Leo
9 Scorpio
10 Capricorn
11 Pisces
12 Taurus


Totally agree with Libra
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i agree with Dogsbody's assessment...a little more accurate.

i was going to agree with MoonLeo lady but i remembered that Aquarius is also saturn ruled, so they'd go at least in the middle, because after all, it is STILL AIR, and air is considered fickle and all over the place.

The most real sign are in my opinion are Scorpio, Capricorn and Taurus. More persistent and steady. I also think that Cancer is real too, it's just that they are sooooo misunderstood due to the extreme mood swings, and known for their caring nature.
Posted by SensitiveBlues
Aquas the evil ones are the most fake and manipulative and scary!

Evil

-_-

um every sign can be manipulative scary and fake and evil, even leo dominants.
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by SensitiveBlues
Aquas the evil ones are the most fake and manipulative and scary!

Evil

-_-

um every sign can be manipulative scary and fake and evil, even leo dominants.
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ops i just thought of something.. lol

wish i wasn't so sensitive.

i've only known cancer suns in real life that are special,

but i didnt *think* that other cancer suns have met aqua suns (maybe male and female) that are evil and cruel.

ive not met any evil and cruel cancer suns, so......it is biased of me.


so yeah...dammit i'm too sensitive and react emotionally to shit still. something i cant change.
Posted by STARPISCESWAR
1 Aqua

2 ScarpeeO

3 Cancer

4 Gaymini

5 Leo

6 Virgin

7 Popcorn

8 Pisces

9 Aries

10 Saggy

11 Libra

12 Taurus



Popcorn? Cute, lol
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1 Aqua

2 ScarpeeO

3 Cancer

4 Gaymini

5 Leo

6 Virgin

7 Popcorn

8 Pisces

9 Aries

10 Saggy

11 Libra

12 Taurus



Popcorn? Cute, lol



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It's adorable, love it. 😉
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1 Aqua

2 ScarpeeO

3 Cancer

4 Gaymini

5 Leo

6 Virgin

7 Popcorn

8 Pisces

9 Aries

10 Saggy

11 Libra

12 Taurus



Popcorn? Cute, lol



Winking



It's adorable, love it.

Hey Cappy, Who is your favourite Popcorn Celebs ? smile
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Kate Moss, Marlene Dietrich, Jim Carrey, David Bowie, and Cuba Gooding, Jr. To name a few, 🙂 And you?
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1 Aqua

2 ScarpeeO

3 Cancer

4 Gaymini

5 Leo

6 Virgin

7 Popcorn

8 Pisces

9 Aries

10 Saggy

11 Libra

12 Taurus



Popcorn? Cute, lol



Winking



It's adorable, love it.

Hey Cappy, Who is your favourite Popcorn Celebs ? smile



Kate Moss, Marlene Dietrich, Jim Carrey, David Bowie, and Cuba Gooding, Jr. To name a few, And you?




My Favourite Popcorn Celebs

1. Julia Louis Dreyfus Stars

2. Jim Carrey Winking

3. R. Kelly Big Grin

4. Pitbull Smug

I Like Popcorns & Capricorns !Winking
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Aww. That's good, we like you too. 🙂

That is a beautiful picture, I love it.
@STARPISCESWAR

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^Bonita smile



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If your taking the time and energy to call others fake...it's a "calling the kettle black" senerio or "throwing stones while living in a glass house". You feel me?
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Any RL Experience with Pisces Man ? smile
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Yes. One, a long time ago.

Any experience with a Capricorn woman?
Every single human being has some level of fakeness at some point in their life. It can also be called over exaggerating to try to impress.
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Any RL Experience with Pisces Man ? smile



Yes. One, a long time ago.

Any experience with a Capricorn woman?

He Was a Bad Fish ? Not as a gf but as a friend , She was My Neighbor's daughter very sweet, beautiful I had a crush on her.! Winking
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He wasn't a bad fish but he did have his bad traits. He also had good traits though, and when it was good it was really good. We're still friends.

That's cute, were you too shy to tell her you had a crush on her?
1. Libra
2. Scorpio
3. Capricorn
4. Virgo
5. Taurus
6. Cancer
7. Gemini
8. Aries
9. Sagittarius
10. Leo
11. Aquarius
12. Pisces
@STARPISCESWAR

That's right, I forgot you were a Leo moon too. 🙂

Well, I'm sorry that didn't pan out for you. She probably liked you too, but was too shy. That's how us Cappy girls are.

But that is sweet to hear you talk so highly of her, and are happy for her. You sound like a true friend.
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Aww, that's Adorable!


http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/lu8AAMXQq2VRnUUH/ $ T2eC16NHJF4FFk2+5u7UBRnUUG1inQ~~60_35.JPG


STARPISCESWAR 😉
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Aww, that's Adorable!


http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/lu8AAMXQq2VRnUUH/ $ T2eC16NHJF4FFk2+5u7UBRnUUG1inQ~~60_35.JPG


STARPISCESWAR

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You're More Adorable Cappy smile


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Well, it's 11:29 PM here so technically it's still Valentine's Day. 😉 Thank you for the flowers, I Love them.


Happy Valentine's Day, sweet STARPISCESWAR



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That's awesome, Congratlulations to you and your beautiful Cappy. 🙂
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