What do you think each sign would say after...

their bf/gf dumped them. or their reactions

For me as a sagi I'd say "Oh well, if it was meant to be it would have happened" or "Eh, don't worry I have a list of other boys 😉"
And it'd be the truth. But then I'd go home and realize how good the relationship was or home much I missed him and then I'd cry.

If I still loved them deeply and didnt want to let go then id try and talk them into staying together or id agree to havea like 1 week break, but usually id try and "talk" about the issue and brain storm why they want to break up all their reasons, pros and cons and then reach a decision... (most times I can talk them into giving it a second go) lol.

But if I was like ehhh... "might be for the best" about it, then id be like sweet. have a good life. Walk away (go home and probably get drunk and cry) then hit the clubs that weekend to lift my spirits again 🙂

Posted by nats
Walk away (go home and probably get drunk and cry) then hit the clubs that weekend to lift my spirits again 🙂

I lol'd at this...I forgot to add I'd probably get drunk first, then I'd cry lol

Aqua: "Gee, thanx! Now you reminded me of why I keep all the women/men I like/love as 'just friends!'

Aries: "Hey, I'm not phased! Girls/guys come a dime a dozen! NEXT!"

Cancer: "If I changed or stopped doing this/that, would you be open again us starting over?"

Taurus: "Omg, I can't believe you dumped me! It's obvious you never loved me!"

Scorpio: "Oh so you're just gonna up & dump ME? The grand Scorpio? Ha! It's cool, I F'd your sister/brother anyway!"

Virgo: "I don't think you really meant to dump me. You're not crazy enough to do such a thing. Just call me when you stop smoking that stuff & we'll act like it never happend."

Libra: "Am I hurt that you dumped me? No." (Starts sobbing over the phone)

Leo: "How dare you dump me! It's cool though, it's only YOUR loss! You'll never find someone as good as me!"

Pisces: "I wonder where my little black book went. It's about time I called up a few past flings anyway!"

Sagg: "Oh well! Hey, atleast the sex was good! It was fun while it lasted! Thanx!" (Get wasted & goes out to the club the same night)

Capricorn: (Purposely works double shifts for the next 3 weeks so they won't have to be reminded that yes, their azses got dumped!)

Gemini: (1 half the day they act like they're not phased & like they can easily find someone else. The other half the day, they're too busy uploading depressing statuses on facebook and/or playing on their ex's phone, hoping to get that 1 call back!)

As an Aqua, I don't take break ups very well, BUT the other person rarely ever knows that.

I am very good at acting like I'm not phased. I will let it be known in a heartbeat that YES, I am salty BUT that I won't let anyone have enough power over me so much so that their bull crap consumes me and/or stops me from getting what I want.

I'll stop calling/contacting that person. If I see them out in public again, I will act like I don't even see them or that their presence doesn't intimidate or make me nervous at all.

And I'll constantly say those clever intellectual little sayings/quotes in my head over & over again to make myself feel better. "It's their loss." "They didn't deserve me anyways." "What 1 won't do, another will." "See, this is why Aquas are commitment phobes!"

I never let a person see me sweat. Some call it pride, I call it pointless. If someone breaks up with you, that sends the message to me that they no longer want me in their life in any way. And hey, if that's what they want, I'll grant their wishes. I'm a firm believer that if we "break up" we literally BREAK! That means we have to continue going about our day/life as if that person was never in it.

If anything, I'll cry in the dark or to my unbiased friends. And oh man, I hate hearing "I told you so!" But in public, nope, people will never have guessed that I just got my heart broken. I won't call my ex sobbing or wishing for them back or trying to make them jealous out in public. All that stuff is a waste of time & rarely ever works

Posted by krysrenee7

Sagg: "Oh well! Hey, atleast the sex was good! It was fun while it lasted! Thanx!" (Get wasted & goes out to the club the same night)

Yeah haha! Most of the time I'm like oh well, wasn't meant to be.
Plenty more hits on the radar ? Really though.


Sometimes my Leo moon shines through and I get a bruised ego and as a defense I feel the need to laugh it off and mock them a little. Like *pouty face* you wanna bweak up? *laughter*

As Chris Brown says: deuces!

😛

if i really liked the person. i dont allow the relationship to end. i stay home and cry alot. smoke a massive amount of weed.

otherwise, like brianafay said DEUCES!

Libra: Oh okay well F.u.ck you 2...

Plussss, I know they'll be back. 🙂
But it will be too late & I will gloat

Posted by brianafay
Plussss, I know they'll be back. 🙂
But it will be too late & I will gloat

OMG, i thought i was the only person who thought this...

exes ALWAYS come back. always. even the flings!

Taurus: Be well, be happy. And a ruthless cutting off of everything. No connection, no looking back. Every bit of warmth and feeling that was there vanishes. And if they try to come back, they get ice.

I'm with VB as to how I handle it. The only thing I would change is the part where all feeling and warmth vanishes. Now, all romantic feeling and warmth instantly disintegrates but i prefer to keep them as friends if they will have it. I can't be lovers with those i'm not friends with first so even when the love feelings disappear i still feel connected on that level.

It all depends on the ex in question though. My current ex... psh! If we didn't have our son in common then he would've been outta my life so fast it would turn him inside out. He ended up being a person I don't want to be friends with anyway. I used to but he's excellent at burning his bridges. He doesn't just light a match and set fire. Noooo... He wires the foundation with C-4, pours gas on it, drops a bomb on it, pisses on the ashes, then proceeds to lay a live electrical wire on the puddle of piss should you (hoping that you) happen to step in some as you're trying to find your way out.

Posted by DMV

Posted by brianafay
Plussss, I know they'll be back. 🙂
But it will be too late & I will gloat

OMG, i thought i was the only person who thought this...

exes ALWAYS come back. always. even the flings!

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😕 You guys too? Every ex I have been with, and yes even flings, have always come back to me...some even professing their love. They must really love us sagis 😛 We are the best thing that happened to them

Posted by DMV
if i really liked the person. i dont allow the relationship to end. i stay home and cry alot. smoke a massive amount of weed.

otherwise, like brianafay said DEUCES!

LOL. weed is always a good idea. get drunk, go out, come home and get high---- then cry lol

Posted by pigeonpie

And yes I don't mind losing the tip of my nose, it's awesome really.

Lol....

Oh I love it when they come back. But NOT b/c I plan on entertaining them for a second longer or b/c I actually want them back. Oh no, I love it when they come back when I'm finally at my healing stage so that I can hit em with those "Oh honey, you don't deserve this!" lines & actually MEAN IT when I say it!

Ugh! There's nothing worse than an ex trying to come back around the time when you're still crying, hurt & harping on everything. That just turns them off all over again!

Even better, I love when they come back around the time I'm dating someone else who is obviously a better catch than they were. I don't believe in making people jealoous. I think your "next one" should be an upgrade anyways, therefore it should speak for itself! Your ex isn't stupid! They know when you've found someone better & all they can really do is sit there & feel dumb, b/c technically they know they can't try convincing you that they are the better catch, when whose the better catch is already obvious!

Hmm.. I've never been dumped. So I don't actually know. Probably 'your loss' or something similar.

Haha well if it doesn't work after all the effort u put into it you might as well quick cus it's most likely not gonna work out, even if you somehow magically get together

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Posted by brianafay
Plussss, I know they'll be back. 🙂
But it will be too late & I will gloat

OMG, i thought i was the only person who thought this...

exes ALWAYS come back. always. even the flings!

😕 You guys too? Every ex I have been with, and yes even flings, have always come back to me...some even professing their love. They must really love us sagis 😛 We are the best thing that happened to them

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yup. i even get amazed sometimes. some have been gone for years and they just pop up confessing their love

Posted by Skykomish
Hmm.. I've never been dumped. So I don't actually know. Probably 'your loss' or something similar.

Ive never been dumped...."yet"

sag = Life is brillant, i am sooo free now

Leo = I can get someone better

Aries - huh?

air signs i cannot be bothered

Virgo - i am gutted, thought s/he was the one

Taurus - I just saw a fit bird last week, reckon i will bag he/r. My needs are too important

Capricorn - work is more important than a relationship, so i'll just work and study. Don't need a wo/man as i got work

Cancer - He/She was the nicest person on earth. I will never forget them. I feel sad.

Scorpio - Next week i'm going try stalking them, hate them soooo much, i'll kill them! How could they?

Pisces - oh why, oh why me. booo hooo. Oh god i can't take it, get me some booze or drugs or book me a flight somewhere far away i need to escape, it's too much for me, i may kill myself now.

well, one pisces i know attempted suicide after downing 2 bottles of vodka and the other pisces got signed off work for 2 weeks....this is of course after they got ditched. Both seemed VERY confused people.

Gemini- I would tell him that I didn't believe he was serious about the break-up.

I'm a Cap and I would be very stoic about it. Refuse to show any emotion, bury myself in work/projects, they will never know how much they hurt me and I would pretend publically everything is okay. I'd tell myself that I'm better off, will find someone better (and will) and know they will live to regret their decision. Inside, privately, I'd be broken and depressed. I would also analyze it so that I can learn from it and move on.

Posted by krysrenee7
Aqua: "Gee, thanx! Now you reminded me of why I keep all the women/men I like/love as 'just friends!'

Aries: "Hey, I'm not phased! Girls/guys come a dime a dozen! NEXT!"

Cancer: "If I changed or stopped doing this/that, would you be open again us starting over?"

Taurus: "Omg, I can't believe you dumped me! It's obvious you never loved me!"

Scorpio: "Oh so you're just gonna up & dump ME? The grand Scorpio? Ha! It's cool, I F'd your sister/brother anyway!"

Virgo: "I don't think you really meant to dump me. You're not crazy enough to do such a thing. Just call me when you stop smoking that stuff & we'll act like it never happend."

Libra: "Am I hurt that you dumped me? No." (Starts sobbing over the phone)

Leo: "How dare you dump me! It's cool though, it's only YOUR loss! You'll never find someone as good as me!"

Pisces: "I wonder where my little black book went. It's about time I called up a few past flings anyway!"

Sagg: "Oh well! Hey, atleast the sex was good! It was fun while it lasted! Thanx!" (Get wasted & goes out to the club the same night)

Capricorn: (Purposely works double shifts for the next 3 weeks so they won't have to be reminded that yes, their azses got dumped!)

Gemini: (1 half the day they act like they're not phased & like they can easily find someone else. The other half the day, they're too busy uploading depressing statuses on facebook and/or playing on their ex's phone, hoping to get that 1 call back!)

Where do you get this shit from? Really?