What is the strangest/most insulting/assumative...

thing people have said to you once they've learned what your sign is?

I would say, I've heard "oh, Ms. ambition."

Oh. You're a Vadge.

A vadge? Like a vagina/sag combo?

lol, yeas 😆

Your stubborn aren't you. lol

Her: oh, you're a Pisces?
Me: yep
Her: so how many women have you cheated on?
Me: uh...none
Her: hahahaha bullshit. 'Walks away'

Being indecisive and flaky.

Not much I can remember

"Virgo" and "Virgin" is the same word in Romanian.

So the virginity jokes never end.

"Nothing is good enough for you, is it?" was funny to hear.

Posted by Curiousram
Havent gotten anything from being an aries lol

That's because you probably walked away before they had a comeback.

Posted by deepseagiant2
Her: oh, you're a Pisces?
Me: yep
Her: so how many women have you cheated on?
Me: uh...none
Her: hahahaha bullshit. 'Walks away'

😐

really? wtf?

Posted by Damnata
"Virgo" and "Virgin" is the same word in Romanian.

So the virginity jokes never end.

"Nothing is good enough for you, is it?" was funny to hear.

Same deal over here.


"are you a virgin?"
"no, i'm a [insert any sign other than virgo]"

"hey what sign are you? surely not a virgin."


Much wit 😄

Scorpio here.

They've all wince and go "ooooooh" or "ouch"

I/ve also gotten:

"Oh I'm scared of you"

"Oh remind me not to piss you off"

or some version there of.

Posted by DonJohnson
mama's boy



lmao. okay breh

HAH

Cancer or Capricorn ?

Posted by Huldra
Until they find out I'm literally riding the cusp on the 21st... they usually become cautious.

Of what?