Posted by LadyNeptuneVery. Dear God. I won't be going out for a while.
Cringe worthy
Posted by RemixGeneralFishyI was super clothed
Maybe it was that suggestive low-cut top. Told ya cab drivers are shifty.![]()
Posted by bumboklattHaha how so? Drunken midnight drives talking about astrology?
lolololol
reminds me of my hitchhiking days
Posted by clippityclopPosted by RemixGeneralFishyI was super clothed
Maybe it was that suggestive low-cut top. Told ya cab drivers are shifty.![]()
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Denim jacket with black denim jeans.
Black t-shirt.. i did leave my shoes at a friends house. Maybe he liked my feet.
*pukes a little bit*click to expand
Posted by bumboklattPosted by clippityclopaaaaaah yes best days of my lifePosted by bumboklattHaha how so? Drunken midnight drives talking about astrology?
lolololol
reminds me of my hitchhiking days
also my greyhound days. people are so interesting (that may sound creepy lol)
I meet tons of people as a truck driver too. I'm about to go on a cross country trip with a trucker whom I just met and I cant wait to ask him his sign or birth date (im guessing Libra or Sag)
I'm a guy so maybe its not as scary for me. But I've had some weird encounters like some dude drove me and he said he was a convicted felon and gave me a hit of weed (that shit sucked) and yes I was stupid enough to take it lol but thankfully I made it safeclick to expand
Posted by bumboklattPosted by clippityclopI stick to California-Oregon-Washington-Nevada but mostly SOCALPosted by bumboklattPosted by clippityclopaaaaaah yes best days of my lifePosted by bumboklattHaha how so? Drunken midnight drives talking about astrology?
lolololol
reminds me of my hitchhiking days
also my greyhound days. people are so interesting (that may sound creepy lol)
I meet tons of people as a truck driver too. I'm about to go on a cross country trip with a trucker whom I just met and I cant wait to ask him his sign or birth date (im guessing Libra or Sag)
I'm a guy so maybe its not as scary for me. But I've had some weird encounters like some dude drove me and he said he was a convicted felon and gave me a hit of weed (that shit sucked) and yes I was stupid enough to take it lol but thankfully I made it safe
Ah that's so cool. Where do you go as a truck driver?
In Canada I was a bit riskier. But here I'm a little more weary. And also I feel like my crazy shenanigan days are over. I feel like I just want to be a boring old lady now!
A convicted felon of what? I think it would depend on what it was. :/
I've met fugitives too or so they said
I think he was joking around trying to be funny but I was sitting in the back seat and I said "well yeah but I'm sitting right behind you"
he also had a car seat in the back hahahaha
yeah nowadays I've slowed down and much less of a risk taker but life is a risk too so....click to expand
Posted by ndsHAHA russian strippers. People are always so much better looking when drunk.
I invite Russian strippers to go swimming
Most of them don't end up looking as good as I remembered
Thankfully this was just the 1st time I got drunk in 4 years
My tolerance is back up and has been up since that night
Posted by AlienessI was hammered. I wasn't really sound of mind. Sober me is very angry at drunk me.
You gave your number to a total stranger. THAT is cringe worthy. What else were you expecting.
Posted by TheLibraMudra
the last time I was out on a crazy drinking spree at clubs, I disappeared from my friends to find a way home. Somehow managed to operate my phone for an uber. We talked a whole lot, no idea what. I said "I need food" and he pulled the car over and opened up the door so I could pick out a hot dog from one of the late night vendors lol. I kept thanking him over and over for the ride home in line hahaha. He said "What a shitty first date, huh? I could make it up to you, though." He asked me for my number lmao. When we got back in the car, I Skyped my dude and of course he had tons of questions. And I made my guy thank the driver for giving me a ride home lol.
I was such a mess. Legs laid out in the back, elbow on the door handle area just chillin, chowin down on some food, thanking The Lord for bread. How awkward. And who the hell asks someone for their phone number after buying their drunk, hardly walking in heels ass a hot dog?
Posted by ndsBuying sneakers...? ?!Posted by clippityclopNo. I need to change numbers now that you remind me. I've issued too many death threats from buying sneakers from this numberPosted by ndsHAHA russian strippers. People are always so much better looking when drunk.
I invite Russian strippers to go swimming
Most of them don't end up looking as good as I remembered
Thankfully this was just the 1st time I got drunk in 4 years
My tolerance is back up and has been up since that night
Have you kept contact? Lolclick to expand
Posted by TaurusinTexasThis driver was also a Leo!!! Whatever my drunk self said must have stroked his ego. Yes we blamrd astrology. ? that's hilarious though. It must happen way more often than I thought.. and nine months later??? Omg. I hope to God he gives up after nine months. I get the random texts like, "hey" "u there?" Lol omgomgomg.
Oh my gosh - I did this exact thing with an Uber driver- now everytime I drink and need an Uber, I get terrified that he's gonna pick me up ? I had to block him because he kept reaching out and I mean like 9 months later still texting, "hey" - no no no - not happening! I'm with you, who takes drunk ppl seriously?! And he's a Leo, like that's ever happening... wait did I just blame astrology again? ?
Posted by TrueFantasyHaha what happened?!
One time I was so wasted I got banned from my favourite club.![]()
I'm such a mess with booze lol I've got soooo many weird, cringey experiences blerghhhhh
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeHe was a leo with a Capricorn moon.
Was the cab driver a Pisces?
Show us his chart
Posted by cheekyfaerie
Really coulda used all these pointers yesterday, when I was doing my first uber drive! Assholes.
Kidding.
Sorta.
#itwasterrifying
Posted by earlorg16Yeah. But my schizophrenic side is worried he'll start making threats or something. I rather know what he's writing than not. I doubt he would, but juuuust in case... lol
There is a way to block numbers, no?
Posted by TrueFantasyEeek. Alch poisoning?Posted by clippityclopI can't remember ?Posted by TrueFantasyHaha what happened?!
One time I was so wasted I got banned from my favourite club.![]()
I'm such a mess with booze lol I've got soooo many weird, cringey experiences blerghhhhh
My friends told me I was so bad I ended up in the medics.
I was like..'I was in the medics?'click to expand
Posted by TrueFantasyThat's good of you. A lot of people don't know when to call quits.Posted by clippityclopProbably.Posted by TrueFantasyEeek. Alch poisoning?Posted by clippityclopI can't remember ?Posted by TrueFantasyHaha what happened?!
One time I was so wasted I got banned from my favourite club.![]()
I'm such a mess with booze lol I've got soooo many weird, cringey experiences blerghhhhh
My friends told me I was so bad I ended up in the medics.
I was like..'I was in the medics?'
I don't drink very often but that was one time when I went crazy. Hasn't happened ever since.
I pretty much consider myself sober.click to expand
Posted by cheekyfaeriePosted by clippityclopThe whole thing was a cock up!Posted by cheekyfaerie
Really coulda used all these pointers yesterday, when I was doing my first uber drive! Assholes.
Kidding.
Sorta.
#itwasterrifying
Not too many female uber drivers these days!
Brave lady.![]()
Forgot my phone charger and hit the wrong button on the app and got paid $ 3.50 on an over $ 20 fare. Ha. Maybe I shoulda read the instructions. Lesson learned. But easy enough money. Just related to some of the posts here because I've been known to ramble when I get nervous. The only thing worse than being the chatty drunk is the overly chatty driver.
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Posted by littlenanobyteI thought dxp would appreciate! Haha
Lmao getting drunk and talking about astrology to strangers ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Posted by xXxAliciaXxXHaha did you switch in and out of accents?
One time while I was wasted, I spoke to my cab driver in a Jamaican accent even though he was African.
Posted by Arielle83I agree with you ?
In Australia, every stranger man is Ivan Milat to me.
Posted by clippityclopMe three.Posted by Arielle83I agree with you ?
In Australia, every stranger man is Ivan Milat to me.click to expand
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