Which DXP sign board is the most masturbatory?
This topic was created in the Astrology forum by duchesslibro on Monday, December 28, 2015 and has 22 replies.
It's so tough to choose just one. I have a few in mind.
Whichever board happens to be hosting Don Johnson's latest thread.
Posted by Scruffles
People masturbate to topics on here?
LOLz
Posted by Montgomery
Whichever board happens to be hosting Don Johnson's latest thread.
Poor DJ.
He was entertaining, I thought.
Posted by WynterPosted by Montgomery
Whichever board happens to be hosting Don Johnson's latest thread.
Poor DJ.
He was entertaining, I thought.click to expand
what happened to dj?
Posted by engagement_hotdog
Pisces Board: "I'm batman! I'm bruce wayne too and james bond! Fuck I'm John mclaine and Hans solo too! might as well lie about having a gf who's gonna know among these fuckwits! damn i wish i had a mail order bride though! *plays mariah carey's dreamlover as they cast a magic spell* #fapfapfap"
#fuckingmagical
Posted by jeanePosted by WynterPosted by Montgomery
Whichever board happens to be hosting Don Johnson's latest thread.
Poor DJ.
He was entertaining, I thought.
what happened to dj?click to expand
He hasn't posted for a couple weeks now, and GetMisted thinks that he was probably banned.
For posting a screenshot of someones facebook info, supposedly
Posted by WynterPosted by jeanePosted by WynterPosted by Montgomery
Whichever board happens to be hosting Don Johnson's latest thread.
Poor DJ.
He was entertaining, I thought.
what happened to dj?
He hasn't posted for a couple weeks now, and GetMisted thinks that he was probably banned.
For posting a screenshot of someones facebook info, supposedlyclick to expand
so what you're saying is the field for next year's 'trainwreck thread of the year' award is wide open.... gotcha.
Posted by jeanePosted by WynterPosted by jeanePosted by WynterPosted by Montgomery
Whichever board happens to be hosting Don Johnson's latest thread.
Poor DJ.
He was entertaining, I thought.
what happened to dj?
He hasn't posted for a couple weeks now, and GetMisted thinks that he was probably banned.
For posting a screenshot of someones facebook info, supposedly
so what you're saying is the field for next year's 'trainwreck thread of the year' award is wide open.... gotcha.
click to expand
He'll probably be racking up a few posthumous nominations and wins next time around
Posted by WynterPosted by Montgomery
Whichever board happens to be hosting Don Johnson's latest thread.
Poor DJ.
He was entertaining, I thought.click to expand
What... did someone's father finally nail him for statutory?
Posted by engagement_hotdogPosted by MontgomeryPosted by WynterPosted by Montgomery
Whichever board happens to be hosting Don Johnson's latest thread.
Poor DJ.
He was entertaining, I thought.
What... did someone's father finally nail him for statutory?
no it's worse than that. he's hurt duncan banned him.click to expand
How unfortunate.
I doubt he'll be gone for long though.
Posted by MontgomeryPosted by WynterPosted by Montgomery
Whichever board happens to be hosting Don Johnson's latest thread.
Poor DJ.
He was entertaining, I thought.
What... did someone's father finally nail him for statutory?
click to expand
Or killed him? Can't post if you are dead
Posted by magnetoreborn
Oh my God...
I literally just realized the OP was a guy.
Why?
She's talked about being a she, and having a husband.
Are you a troll?
Posted by WynterPosted by magnetoreborn
Oh my God...
I literally just realized the OP was a guy.
Why?
She's talked about being a she, and having a husband.
Are you a troll?click to expand
I have a great comeback to it but I refuse to go there on a thread with "masterbatory" in the title.
Also, *don't care* said like Gru of Despicable Me.
Posted by magnetorebornPosted by WynterPosted by magnetoreborn
Oh my God...
I literally just realized the OP was a guy.
Why?
She's talked about being a she, and having a husband.
Are you a troll?
well, I noticed the the LiBRO in their username.
And usually, whenever people see the word 'masturbation', it's associated with males.click to expand
lol. I wondered if the BRO would confuse anyone. I have new handle that I plan to start using soon.. any day now..
Posted by duchesslibroPosted by magnetorebornPosted by WynterPosted by magnetoreborn
Oh my God...
I literally just realized the OP was a guy.
Why?
She's talked about being a she, and having a husband.
Are you a troll?
well, I noticed the the LiBRO in their username.
And usually, whenever people see the word 'masturbation', it's associated with males.
lol. I wondered if the BRO would confuse anyone. I have new handle that I plan to start using soon.. any day now..click to expand
isn't it cause you're a cuspy? Libra/virgo
What you changing it too? .. hopefully nothing DXPF related
Posted by starlover
Not sure but i do known who is the biggest wanker here
Lol
What's his sign?
Posted by starloverPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by starlover
Not sure but i do known who is the biggest wanker here
Lol
What's his sign?
I will let you work that out for yourself aquaclick to expand
Hmm, Taurus or Pisces?
Probably Virgo.
Posted by WhiteChocolatePosted by tizianiPosted by WhiteChocolate
Meh.
They all are.
Even if the sun sign users aren't jacking off, there's some half-wit sign sycophant there to give them a Dutch Rudder.
I've got a few "Why are you Scorps so yummy scrummy..." threads lined up of my own for the '16.
I think "Which sign board has the biggest persecution/martyr complex" is a far more interesting topic.click to expand
See I don't really find that interesting at all.
Posted by Wynter
Probably Virgo.
How so?
Posted by WhiteChocolatePosted by tizianiPosted by WhiteChocolate
Meh.
They all are.
Even if the sun sign users aren't jacking off, there's some half-wit sign sycophant there to give them a Dutch Rudder.
I've got a few "Why are you Scorps so yummy scrummy..." threads lined up of my own for the '16.
I think "Which sign board has the biggest persecution/martyr complex" is a far more interesting topic.click to expand
Obv Cancer would landslide win, no other contenders even. lol
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