WTFFFFF. Has anyone ever seen a natal chart this ridiculous? I'm cursed.

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Sometimes I wonder if I was actually born on Neptune instead of planet Earth.

Sun - 9 degrees Pisces

Moon - 24 degrees Pisces

Mercury - 13 degrees Pisces

Mars - 26 degrees Pisces

Jupiter - 5 degrees Pisces

Midheaven - 16 degrees Pisces

Every day I ask myself what the heck I did in my past life to deserve this. Has anyone ever seen a chart this absurd?? Like seriously guys, I'm a living walking fantasy land. This characteristic was fine when I was younger, but I'm almost 21 years old now and the Pisces overload is definitely not helping. It might be good if I was a singer or artist, but I'm not.
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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

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Posted by jakestephens12

Sometimes I wonder if I was actually born on Neptune instead of planet Earth.

Sun - 9 degrees Pisces

Moon - 24 degrees Pisces

Mercury - 13 degrees Pisces

Mars - 26 degrees Pisces

Jupiter - 5 degrees Pisces

Midheaven - 16 degrees Pisces

Every day I ask myself what the heck I did in my past life to deserve this. Has anyone ever seen a chart this absurd?? Like seriously guys, I'm a living walking fantasy land. This characteristic was fine when I was younger, but I'm almost 21 years old now and the Pisces overload is definitely not helping. It might be good if I was a singer or artist, but I'm not.


my sincere condolences...... I have only Venus in Pisces, but its mental, living in lalaland 🙂 very romantic and childlike... when everything goes right, my other personal planets make a fun of the pisces.... but when something is wrong with the sweet vulnerable pisces venus, my scorp and aries planets want blood protecting the pisces venus and the Aqua sun and Cap mercury doing the balancing out 🙂

at least you dont have contradicting planets.... but I agree, it must be hard to have nearly everything in pisces

but! it could be worse

make an asset about your pisces overload

any stabilizing influence in your rising or venus?
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Posted by jakestephens12

Sometimes I wonder if I was actually born on Neptune instead of planet Earth.

Sun - 9 degrees Pisces

Moon - 24 degrees Pisces

Mercury - 13 degrees Pisces

Mars - 26 degrees Pisces

Jupiter - 5 degrees Pisces

Midheaven - 16 degrees Pisces

Every day I ask myself what the heck I did in my past life to deserve this. Has anyone ever seen a chart this absurd?? Like seriously guys, I'm a living walking fantasy land. This characteristic was fine when I was younger, but I'm almost 21 years old now and the Pisces overload is definitely not helping. It might be good if I was a singer or artist, but I'm not.


my sincere condolences...... I have only Venus in Pisces, but its mental, living in lalaland 🙂 very romantic and childlike... when everything goes right, my other personal planets make a fun of the pisces.... but when something is wrong with the sweet vulnerable pisces venus, my scorp and aries planets want blood protecting the pisces venus and the Aqua sun and Cap mercury doing the balancing out 🙂

at least you dont have contradicting planets.... but I agree, it must be hard to have nearly everything in pisces

but! it could be worse

make an asset about your pisces overload

any stabilizing influence in your rising or venus?
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Appreciate it. My Venus is Cap and Rising is Cancer.

And like obviously nobody cares about my natal chart woes cause we all have our own crap to worry about, but it would be nice to know if anyone has never seen anything like this. I mean imagine if u had a chart like mine with all Aquarius instead of Pisces.
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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

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Sensitivity just doesn't belong in modern working class society. It's really nothing but a restraint.
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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

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Sensitivity just doesn't belong in modern working class society. It's really nothing but a restraint.
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Fuck society. Conforming to its shit codes is what damages people beyond repair. You wanna be a follower for the rest of your life or are you gonna stop feeling sorry for yourself and take charge?

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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

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Sensitivity just doesn't belong in modern working class society. It's really nothing but a restraint.


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Fuck society. Conforming to its shit codes is what damages people beyond repair. You wanna be a follower for the rest of your life or are you gonna stop feeling sorry for yourself and take charge?

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lololol well thx for the motivation speech, but that's not at all what I'm getting at. However I think we can agree that the working world doesn't have much room for sensitive emotions.
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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

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Sensitivity just doesn't belong in modern working class society. It's really nothing but a restraint.


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Fuck society. Conforming to its shit codes is what damages people beyond repair. You wanna be a follower for the rest of your life or are you gonna stop feeling sorry for yourself and take charge?

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But you're right, still gotta take charge.

Cheers
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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

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Sensitivity just doesn't belong in modern working class society. It's really nothing but a restraint.


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Fuck society. Conforming to its shit codes is what damages people beyond repair. You wanna be a follower for the rest of your life or are you gonna stop feeling sorry for yourself and take charge?

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lololol well thx for the motivation speech, but that's not at all what I'm getting at. However I think we can agree that the working world doesn't have much room for sensitive emotions.
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You are attaching too much relevance to a chart. Astrology is loose guidelines at best and definitely doesn't take into account personal life experiences and circumstances.

It's good to be aware of certain things so they don't overwhelm you, but I say put every single one of them to good use......unless they're Libra placements.

I mean, some people would say that I got too much Aries (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Lilith) but I say it's just perfect because I don't take shit lying down. Although I can get carried away, and I need to be careful sometimes. When I'm excited I can really get going.

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But what all those are, they're just influences. Shades of color. You can use them to paint either a good picture or bad picture. The choices are yours alone to make.***

Relying too much on astrology for answers will only lead you to lose touch with reality, like too many people here have. If you say "well then what are you doing here??", I'll say "I'm here for the comedy". DXP is more Jerry Springer than Oprah.

***I'm aware that's far easier said than done. The sun is my only Fish placement on top of Virgo moon and Sag rising to boot, but I've gone full Pisces a lot these past few months and I'm working hard to take that down a notch. It's extremely difficult but I want and need to make it work, so I'm doing my damnedest.

So should you. For your mental sake.
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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

Image Not Found


Sensitivity just doesn't belong in modern working class society. It's really nothing but a restraint.


Image Not Found

Fuck society. Conforming to its shit codes is what damages people beyond repair. You wanna be a follower for the rest of your life or are you gonna stop feeling sorry for yourself and take charge?

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lololol well thx for the motivation speech, but that's not at all what I'm getting at. However I think we can agree that the working world doesn't have much room for sensitive emotions.


You are attaching too much relevance to a chart. Astrology is loose guidelines at best and definitely doesn't take into account personal life experiences and circumstances.

It's good to be aware of certain things so they don't overwhelm you, but I say put every single one of them to good use......unless they're Libra placements.

I mean, some people would say that I got too much Aries (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Lilith) but I say it's just perfect because I don't take shit lying down. Although I can get carried away, and I need to be careful sometimes. When I'm excited I can really get going.

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But what all those are, they're just influences. Shades of color. You can use them to paint either a good picture or bad picture. The choices are yours alone to make.***

Relying too much on astrology for answers will only lead you to lose touch with reality, like too many people here have. If you say "well then what are you doing here??", I'll say "I'm here for the comedy". DXP is more Jerry Springer than Oprah.

***I'm aware that's far easier said than done. The sun is my only Fish placement on top of Virgo moon and Sag rising to boot, but I've gone full Pisces a lot these past few months and I'm working hard to take that down a notch. It's extremely difficult but I want and need to make it work, so I'm doing my damnedest.

So should you. For your mental sake.
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Trust me I know what you mean by going full Pisces lol.

BTW you're right, although I'd say ever since college I lost touch with reality. I went from an outgoing kid with loads of energy to a lazy escapist crap who doesn't do much. I can't completely blame Pisces tho. A lot of the blame goes to my drug addictions. Damn Kratom and Adderall. I long for the day that I go back to the sober clearheaded person I was in high school. I'm just thinking out loud now, but it's good cause you made me think.
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aww I already love your chart. I can see by your chart that we can understand each other. I know its really hard having lots of Pisces, but they are so sweet and have kind souls. You are lucky in some way. Just be positive and keep smiling.

But I want you to know that I have worse chart than yours. Do you want me to send you my chart?

You can tell your opinion in my chart, cause I have been depressed and anxious for years.
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aww I already love your chart. I can see by your chart that we can understand each other. I know its really hard having lots of Pisces, but they are so sweet and have kind souls. You are lucky in some way. Just be positive and keep smiling.

But I want you to know that I have worse chart than yours. Do you want me to send you my chart?

You can tell your opinion in my chart, cause I have been depressed and anxious for years.


Forewarning, I find it hard to believe that there's a natal chart out there worse than mine... But lets see it bubba! I'll give you my opinion 🙂
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aww I already love your chart. I can see by your chart that we can understand each other. I know its really hard having lots of Pisces, but they are so sweet and have kind souls. You are lucky in some way. Just be positive and keep smiling.

But I want you to know that I have worse chart than yours. Do you want me to send you my chart?

You can tell your opinion in my chart, cause I have been depressed and anxious for years.


Forewarning, I find it hard to believe that there's a natal chart out there worse than mine... But lets see it bubba! I'll give you my opinion 🙂
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Sun in Aquarius in 10th house

Moon in Scorpio in 6th house

Rising Taurus....haha I have fixed signs

Mercury in Aquarius in 10th house

Venus In Capricorn in 9th house

Mars in Pisces in 11th house

Jupiter in Pisces in 11th house

Saturn in Aries in 12th house

Uranus in Aquarius in 10th house

Neptune in Aquarius in 9th house

Pluto in Sagittarius in 7th house

I HAVE WORSE CHART THAN YOURS 🙂
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Posted by jakestephens12

Sometimes I wonder if I was actually born on Neptune instead of planet Earth.

Sun - 9 degrees Pisces

Moon - 24 degrees Pisces

Mercury - 13 degrees Pisces

Mars - 26 degrees Pisces

Jupiter - 5 degrees Pisces

Midheaven - 16 degrees Pisces

Every day I ask myself what the heck I did in my past life to deserve this. Has anyone ever seen a chart this absurd?? Like seriously guys, I'm a living walking fantasy land. This characteristic was fine when I was younger, but I'm almost 21 years old now and the Pisces overload is definitely not helping. It might be good if I was a singer or artist, but I'm not.


My daughter has 5 Scorpios!

See me frikking out?

What’s the big deal with Pisces?

Maybe it’s a good thing...
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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

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Lol truth about the Libra part. Also it seems that most of that Piscean energy is in the 10th house correct ? If so you could make a great career out of healing !
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aww I already love your chart. I can see by your chart that we can understand each other. I know its really hard having lots of Pisces, but they are so sweet and have kind souls. You are lucky in some way. Just be positive and keep smiling.

But I want you to know that I have worse chart than yours. Do you want me to send you my chart?

You can tell your opinion in my chart, cause I have been depressed and anxious for years.


Forewarning, I find it hard to believe that there's a natal chart out there worse than mine... But lets see it bubba! I'll give you my opinion 🙂

Sun in Aquarius in 10th house

Moon in Scorpio in 6th house

Rising Taurus....haha I have fixed signs

Mercury in Aquarius in 10th house

Venus In Capricorn in 9th house

Mars in Pisces in 11th house

Jupiter in Pisces in 11th house

Saturn in Aries in 12th house

Uranus in Aquarius in 10th house

Neptune in Aquarius in 9th house

Pluto in Sagittarius in 7th house

I HAVE WORSE CHART THAN YOURS 🙂

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My thoughts? Well your houses 9 though 11 are loaded so personally I believe this is where your depression and anxiety come from. These houses expect you to focus the bulk of your energy on travel and learning, your career/ public image, and social standing. Maybe you are in a point in your life where you are lacking in some of these areas.

I think your stress might stem from one or more of these things:

1. You feel depressed cause you aren't in the perfect place career-wise.

2. You feel like you have to stay relevant among your social groups and it's overwhelming.

3. You feel anxiety from the constant desire to spread your knowledge and virtues to others.

P.S. I'm not judging or assuming these things is any way, just throwing out some ideas that maybe you've never thought of. I actually share most of the same houses as yourself. Once I realized how imperative the house are to happiness, I became more conscientious of what I want out of life.. A wise astrologer told me that the house system represents where you need to dedicate your energies.

My advice to you is to aim for comfortability in these areas above all else. Houses 9, 10, and 11 for the win.

Hope this helps Aqua girl!
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Sometimes I wonder if I was actually born on Neptune instead of planet Earth.

Sun - 9 degrees Pisces

Moon - 24 degrees Pisces

Mercury - 13 degrees Pisces

Mars - 26 degrees Pisces

Jupiter - 5 degrees Pisces

Midheaven - 16 degrees Pisces

Every day I ask myself what the heck I did in my past life to deserve this. Has anyone ever seen a chart this absurd?? Like seriously guys, I'm a living walking fantasy land. This characteristic was fine when I was younger, but I'm almost 21 years old now and the Pisces overload is definitely not helping. It might be good if I was a singer or artist, but I'm not.


My daughter has 5 Scorpios!

See me frikking out?

What’s the big deal with Pisces?

Maybe it’s a good thing...
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Same with my son he has 4 planets and 1 asteroid in Scorpio in the 8th house! Arranged marriage? lol never mind that could be either really bad or really good !
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What? You have Jupiter in its own house in a co-ruled sign. In Vedic astrology it could be said you have very good karma from your past lives to have such a placement. And all of those Pisces planets encircle the Midheaven which is probably the strongest indicator of a "prominent" public person.


"You have Jupiter in its own house in a co-ruled sign"

Umm wait how did you know I have Jupiter in the 9th house lol? I never said that.
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aww I already love your chart. I can see by your chart that we can understand each other. I know its really hard having lots of Pisces, but they are so sweet and have kind souls. You are lucky in some way. Just be positive and keep smiling.

But I want you to know that I have worse chart than yours. Do you want me to send you my chart?

You can tell your opinion in my chart, cause I have been depressed and anxious for years.


Forewarning, I find it hard to believe that there's a natal chart out there worse than mine... But lets see it bubba! I'll give you my opinion 🙂

Sun in Aquarius in 10th house

Moon in Scorpio in 6th house

Rising Taurus....haha I have fixed signs

Mercury in Aquarius in 10th house

Venus In Capricorn in 9th house

Mars in Pisces in 11th house

Jupiter in Pisces in 11th house

Saturn in Aries in 12th house

Uranus in Aquarius in 10th house

Neptune in Aquarius in 9th house

Pluto in Sagittarius in 7th house

I HAVE WORSE CHART THAN YOURS 🙂




My thoughts? Well your houses 9 though 11 are loaded so personally I believe this is where your depression and anxiety come from. These houses expect you to focus the bulk of your energy on travel and learning, your career/ public image, and social standing. Maybe you are in a point in your life where you are lacking in some of these areas.

I think your stress might stem from one or more of these things:

1. You feel depressed cause you aren't in the perfect place career-wise.

2. You feel like you have to stay relevant among your social groups and it's overwhelming.

3. You feel anxiety from the constant desire to spread your knowledge and virtues to others.

P.S. I'm not judging or assuming these things is any way, just throwing out some ideas that maybe you've never thought of. I actually share most of the same houses as yourself. Once I realized how imperative the house are to happiness, I became more conscientious of what I want out of life.. A wise astrologer told me that the house system represents where you need to dedicate your energies.

My advice to you is to aim for comfortability in these areas above all else. Houses 9, 10, and 11 for the win.

Hope this helps Aqua girl!
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Yeah you helped 🙂 Everything you said is true.

I wish I knew people like you, cause I have no friends.
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Posted by jakestephens12

Sometimes I wonder if I was actually born on Neptune instead of planet Earth.

Sun - 9 degrees Pisces

Moon - 24 degrees Pisces

Mercury - 13 degrees Pisces

Mars - 26 degrees Pisces

Jupiter - 5 degrees Pisces

Midheaven - 16 degrees Pisces

Every day I ask myself what the heck I did in my past life to deserve this. Has anyone ever seen a chart this absurd?? Like seriously guys, I'm a living walking fantasy land. This characteristic was fine when I was younger, but I'm almost 21 years old now and the Pisces overload is definitely not helping. It might be good if I was a singer or artist, but I'm not.


My daughter has 5 Scorpios!

See me frikking out?

What’s the big deal with Pisces?

Maybe it’s a good thing...
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Wow that's a lot of October/November babies lol!

I just feel like I'm missing out on what the other 11 signs get to experience. My Pisces vibration is so strong and probably one of the strongest in the world (No joke). Maybe ur right it could be a good thing, but I'm yet to discover what that is.
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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

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Lol truth about the Libra part. Also it seems that most of that Piscean energy is in the 10th house correct ? If so you could make a great career out of healing !
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That's very true, thanks for the kind words. Also, is it really that tough to be a Libra? I envy Libras in the fact that they are so amazing socially and for the most part very likable people. The only bad thing I can think of is that they have trouble making decisions. Idk you tell me, you're the Libra, I'd like to know!
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oh my God. this is like the ultimate beta birth chart smh


Maybe so, but I don't have that persona at all. I've played competitive sports throughout my life, I've been successful at work, plus I love beating people in wrestling or beating people at anything for that matter.

I tried my best to not get defensive, cuz I know where you're coming from even tho your a friggin dbag. If it weren't for my Year of the Tiger birthday, I might be the way u said. My tiger zodiac makes me an aggressive, bold, risk taking ass hole lol.
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What? You have Jupiter in its own house in a co-ruled sign. In Vedic astrology it could be said you have very good karma from your past lives to have such a placement. And all of those Pisces planets encircle the Midheaven which is probably the strongest indicator of a "prominent" public person.


"You have Jupiter in its own house in a co-ruled sign"

Umm wait how did you know I have Jupiter in the 9th house lol? I never said that.
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Because the midheaven is 16 degrees Pisces and Jupiter is a lesser degree Pisces so Jupiter has to be in the 9th. And the mars and moon are a higher degree so they have to be in the 10th. And mercury is close to midheaven, so it is in the hot zone - one of the angular house's doors. (so it is very strong).
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Posted by jakestephens12

Sometimes I wonder if I was actually born on Neptune instead of planet Earth.

Sun - 9 degrees Pisces

Moon - 24 degrees Pisces

Mercury - 13 degrees Pisces

Mars - 26 degrees Pisces

Jupiter - 5 degrees Pisces

Midheaven - 16 degrees Pisces

Every day I ask myself what the heck I did in my past life to deserve this. Has anyone ever seen a chart this absurd?? Like seriously guys, I'm a living walking fantasy land. This characteristic was fine when I was younger, but I'm almost 21 years old now and the Pisces overload is definitely not helping. It might be good if I was a singer or artist, but I'm not.


My daughter has 5 Scorpios!

See me frikking out?

What’s the big deal with Pisces?

Maybe it’s a good thing...

Same with my son he has 4 planets and 1 asteroid in Scorpio in the 8th house! Arranged marriage? lol never mind that could be either really bad or really good !
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How old is he?

I was told by age of 30 she will concur the world!
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What? You have Jupiter in its own house in a co-ruled sign. In Vedic astrology it could be said you have very good karma from your past lives to have such a placement. And all of those Pisces planets encircle the Midheaven which is probably the strongest indicator of a "prominent" public person.


"You have Jupiter in its own house in a co-ruled sign"

Umm wait how did you know I have Jupiter in the 9th house lol? I never said that.


Because the midheaven is 16 degrees Pisces and Jupiter is a lesser degree Pisces so Jupiter has to be in the 9th. And the mars and moon are a higher degree so they have to be in the 10th. And mercury is close to midheaven, so it is in the hot zone - one of the angular house's doors. (so it is very strong).
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Oh right, good call. On a side note, the mathematics behind astrology are really amazing. I wish people could understand that astrology is very much a science, not just some made up bullshit you see in the Sunday Newspaper lol.
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oh my God. this is like the ultimate beta birth chart smh


Maybe so, but I don't have that persona at all. I've played competitive sports throughout my life, I've been successful at work, plus I love beating people in wrestling or beating people at anything for that matter.

I tried my best to not get defensive, cuz I know where you're coming from even tho your a friggin dbag. If it weren't for my Year of the Tiger birthday, I might be the way u said. My tiger zodiac makes me an aggressive, bold, risk taking ass hole lol.


that's nice and all but that doesn't change the fact that all that pisces screams beta sns

and look at that poor mars that could've been in aries. probably like 2 days away from a freaking aries moon too

so sad. tbh so so sad
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I'm not sure what things you see Pisces do that you consider beta. However, it does seem like you have something against us. You basically just called 1/12th of the world population beta males. It just doesn't work like that, being a weak man comes down to the person. If you're actually serious than u can explain to me what you mean lol.
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oh my God. this is like the ultimate beta birth chart smh


Maybe so, but I don't have that persona at all. I've played competitive sports throughout my life, I've been successful at work, plus I love beating people in wrestling or beating people at anything for that matter.

I tried my best to not get defensive, cuz I know where you're coming from even tho your a friggin dbag. If it weren't for my Year of the Tiger birthday, I might be the way u said. My tiger zodiac makes me an aggressive, bold, risk taking ass hole lol.


that's nice and all but that doesn't change the fact that all that pisces screams beta sns

and look at that poor mars that could've been in aries. probably like 2 days away from a freaking aries moon too

so sad. tbh so so sad
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No way. His planets are in the strongest position in a chart. He has Jupiter with the sun - so he is semi-Sagittarius. The moon is with mars (fight anyone?) - so like the moon in Aries. There is more to a person than just the sign there sun is in. CEO/Leader material but with a Pisces coloring.
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Posted by jakestephens12

Sometimes I wonder if I was actually born on Neptune instead of planet Earth.

Sun - 9 degrees Pisces

Moon - 24 degrees Pisces

Mercury - 13 degrees Pisces

Mars - 26 degrees Pisces

Jupiter - 5 degrees Pisces

Midheaven - 16 degrees Pisces

Every day I ask myself what the heck I did in my past life to deserve this. Has anyone ever seen a chart this absurd?? Like seriously guys, I'm a living walking fantasy land. This characteristic was fine when I was younger, but I'm almost 21 years old now and the Pisces overload is definitely not helping. It might be good if I was a singer or artist, but I'm not.


By Poseidon beard! I thought I had an awful chart. You're so screwed bro.

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Sometimes I wonder if I was actually born on Neptune instead of planet Earth.

Sun - 9 degrees Pisces

Moon - 24 degrees Pisces

Mercury - 13 degrees Pisces

Mars - 26 degrees Pisces

Jupiter - 5 degrees Pisces

Midheaven - 16 degrees Pisces

Every day I ask myself what the heck I did in my past life to deserve this. Has anyone ever seen a chart this absurd?? Like seriously guys, I'm a living walking fantasy land. This characteristic was fine when I was younger, but I'm almost 21 years old now and the Pisces overload is definitely not helping. It might be good if I was a singer or artist, but I'm not.


By Poseidon beard! I thought I had an awful chart. You're so screwed bro.

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Lol. I'll be alright, thanks though
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Posted by Mujer_latina

Posted by jakestephens12

Posted by Mujer_latina

oh my God. this is like the ultimate beta birth chart smh


Maybe so, but I don't have that persona at all. I've played competitive sports throughout my life, I've been successful at work, plus I love beating people in wrestling or beating people at anything for that matter.

I tried my best to not get defensive, cuz I know where you're coming from even tho your a friggin dbag. If it weren't for my Year of the Tiger birthday, I might be the way u said. My tiger zodiac makes me an aggressive, bold, risk taking ass hole lol.


that's nice and all but that doesn't change the fact that all that pisces screams beta sns

and look at that poor mars that could've been in aries. probably like 2 days away from a freaking aries moon too

so sad. tbh so so sad


No way. His planets are in the strongest position in a chart. He has Jupiter with the sun - so he is semi-Sagittarius. The moon is with mars (fight anyone?) - so like the moon in Aries. There is more to a person than just the sign there sun is in. CEO/Leader material but with a Pisces coloring.


since when is being semi-Sagittarius impressive? i wanna know. Sagittarius is the weakest fire sign. facts

and moon conj mars does not equal aries moon, querido. wake up

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Whachu still doing trash talking my board? My intuition strongly tells me that you are the live-in-Mom's basement type of person. Only someone like you would sit on your laptop all day and try to make other people feel bad. Back home we call you people grease balls. Oh and if your English isn't quite there, greaseball = scum of the earth.
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Posted by jakestephens12

Posted by Mujer_latina

oh my God. this is like the ultimate beta birth chart smh


Maybe so, but I don't have that persona at all. I've played competitive sports throughout my life, I've been successful at work, plus I love beating people in wrestling or beating people at anything for that matter.

I tried my best to not get defensive, cuz I know where you're coming from even tho your a friggin dbag. If it weren't for my Year of the Tiger birthday, I might be the way u said. My tiger zodiac makes me an aggressive, bold, risk taking ass hole lol.


that's nice and all but that doesn't change the fact that all that pisces screams beta sns

and look at that poor mars that could've been in aries. probably like 2 days away from a freaking aries moon too

so sad. tbh so so sad


No way. His planets are in the strongest position in a chart. He has Jupiter with the sun - so he is semi-Sagittarius. The moon is with mars (fight anyone?) - so like the moon in Aries. There is more to a person than just the sign there sun is in. CEO/Leader material but with a Pisces coloring.


since when is being semi-Sagittarius impressive? i wanna know. Sagittarius is the weakest fire sign. facts

and moon conj mars does not equal aries moon, querido. wake up

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Mars with the moon in any sign is pretty aggressive because this is one's psychic surrounding space or resting place. So there will be an instinctual fierceness - good for sports or combat.
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Posted by Mujer_latina

Posted by jakestephens12

Posted by Mujer_latina

oh my God. this is like the ultimate beta birth chart smh


Maybe so, but I don't have that persona at all. I've played competitive sports throughout my life, I've been successful at work, plus I love beating people in wrestling or beating people at anything for that matter.

I tried my best to not get defensive, cuz I know where you're coming from even tho your a friggin dbag. If it weren't for my Year of the Tiger birthday, I might be the way u said. My tiger zodiac makes me an aggressive, bold, risk taking ass hole lol.


that's nice and all but that doesn't change the fact that all that pisces screams beta sns

and look at that poor mars that could've been in aries. probably like 2 days away from a freaking aries moon too

so sad. tbh so so sad


No way. His planets are in the strongest position in a chart. He has Jupiter with the sun - so he is semi-Sagittarius. The moon is with mars (fight anyone?) - so like the moon in Aries. There is more to a person than just the sign there sun is in. CEO/Leader material but with a Pisces coloring.


since when is being semi-Sagittarius impressive? i wanna know. Sagittarius is the weakest fire sign. facts

and moon conj mars does not equal aries moon, querido. wake up




Mars with the moon in any sign is pretty aggressive because this is one's psychic surrounding space or resting place. So there will be an instinctual fierceness - good for sports or combat.


well, that conj might be a thing but it's clearly not the case with the beta boi in desperate need for attention. doesn't come across as fierce like at all
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You're pretty pathetic even for a troll haha. Got a good laugh out of it, but you still need a life.
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Posted by jakestephens12

Sometimes I wonder if I was actually born on Neptune instead of planet Earth.

Sun - 9 degrees Pisces

Moon - 24 degrees Pisces

Mercury - 13 degrees Pisces

Mars - 26 degrees Pisces

Jupiter - 5 degrees Pisces

Midheaven - 16 degrees Pisces

Every day I ask myself what the heck I did in my past life to deserve this. Has anyone ever seen a chart this absurd?? Like seriously guys, I'm a living walking fantasy land. This characteristic was fine when I was younger, but I'm almost 21 years old now and the Pisces overload is definitely not helping. It might be good if I was a singer or artist, but I'm not.


My daughter has 5 Scorpios!

See me frikking out?

What’s the big deal with Pisces?

Maybe it’s a good thing...

Same with my son he has 4 planets and 1 asteroid in Scorpio in the 8th house! Arranged marriage? lol never mind that could be either really bad or really good !


How old is he?

I was told by age of 30 she will concur the world!
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He is 5 and he also has Pieces ascendant it's slot of water for a Sag but he is the first day of Sag. Omg that can be either really good or really bad! I truly believe that people with a lot of fixed placements I am more shaped by there early life than others.
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Well Pisces is supposed to be a sign that harnesses all 12 energies so technically you should have enough variety/energy in your chart.




I don’t think I believe that. Aquarius is the second to last sign so how come they don’t claim it to be a mixture of the 10 before it, and same with Capricorn, then Sag, all the way down the line until Aries.
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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

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beautiful words that were destroyed by trying to put down another sign.

How can you be a healer but destroy lives at the same time?

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You can’t make it much more obvious that you’ve had a bad relationship with a Pisces lol. Don’t be silly and stereotype, there’s over 600 million Pisces in the world. Exes tend to obsess over us, like the way you’re still salty about yours
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Could be far worse........you could've been a Libra!!!

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Us Fishes are beautiful people. And instead of seeing it as a handicap, try to see it as a blessing. You can be a healer (of any kind), or a teacher, or a motivational speaker. In a dying world rife with consumerism and complacency, that is rare.

Embrace your sensitivity, don't run from it. Otherwise it will consume you and.........let's not finish that sentence.

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Sensitivity just doesn't belong in modern working class society. It's really nothing but a restraint.


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Fuck society. Conforming to its shit codes is what damages people beyond repair. You wanna be a follower for the rest of your life or are you gonna stop feeling sorry for yourself and take charge?

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lololol well thx for the motivation speech, but that's not at all what I'm getting at. However I think we can agree that the working world doesn't have much room for sensitive emotions.


You are attaching too much relevance to a chart. Astrology is loose guidelines at best and definitely doesn't take into account personal life experiences and circumstances.

It's good to be aware of certain things so they don't overwhelm you, but I say put every single one of them to good use......unless they're Libra placements.

I mean, some people would say that I got too much Aries (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Lilith) but I say it's just perfect because I don't take shit lying down. Although I can get carried away, and I need to be careful sometimes. When I'm excited I can really get going.

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But what all those are, they're just influences. Shades of color. You can use them to paint either a good picture or bad picture. The choices are yours alone to make.***

Relying too much on astrology for answers will only lead you to lose touch with reality, like too many people here have. If you say "well then what are you doing here??", I'll say "I'm here for the comedy". DXP is more Jerry Springer than Oprah.

***I'm aware that's far easier said than done. The sun is my only Fish placement on top of Virgo moon and Sag rising to boot, but I've gone full Pisces a lot these past few months and I'm working hard to take that down a notch. It's extremely difficult but I want and need to make it work, so I'm doing my damnedest.

So should you. For your mental sake.


Trust me I know what you mean by going full Pisces lol.

BTW you're right, although I'd say ever since college I lost touch with reality. I went from an outgoing kid with loads of energy to a lazy escapist crap who doesn't do much. I can't completely blame Pisces tho. A lot of the blame goes to my drug addictions. Damn Kratom and Adderall. I long for the day that I go back to the sober clearheaded person I was in high school. I'm just thinking out loud now, but it's good cause you made me think.
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What triggered your addiction in the first place? I believe there's always a reason, it doesn't just manifest out of thin air. If you're addicted, it means you're trying to escape something. If you're a happy person content with your life, you don't need to get hooked on anything.

So what was that something?
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Well Pisces is supposed to be a sign that harnesses all 12 energies so technically you should have enough variety/energy in your chart.




I don’t think I believe that. Aquarius is the second to last sign so how come they don’t claim it to be a mixture of the 10 before it, and same with Capricorn, then Sag, all the way down the line until Aries.
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That’s not how it works. Its supposed to be just Pisces. Why? I dont know. Maybe someone with more knowledge can tell us more.
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Pisces is a very adaptable sign. You can be more aggressive than an Aries, more stable than a Taurus, smarter than a Gemini, you get the picture. This is if you believe that Pisces is the culmination of all the previous signs before it, being the end of the western zodiac. Aside from all the astrology stuff, with a chart like this I would avoid drugs or other mind-altering substances. Water signs are not as sensitive as people make them out to be, or at least the ones I know find ways to protect the side of themselves. Just please don't use drugs to do it. Otherwise I think you're good.