Favorite Crab Movies

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Okay, I am fairly certain this has been done before but we have some new people so let's start again!

Name your favorite Crab actors and actresses, and the movies that they star in.

Here are mine:

1.) John Cusack in "Better Off Dead." This is one of the funniest and yet very innocent movies, and it never, ever gets old with me.

2.) Sylvester Stallone in "Rocky." In the film series, he plays the part of the guy who just can't win initially, but garners his strength from within and makes it happen! Very inspiring!

3.) Harrison Ford in "The Fugitive" and the "Indiana Jones" film series. I love all of these movies, and love the "cat and mouse" games that Ford played with Tommy Lee Jones throughout The Fugitive.

4.) Tom Hanks in ANYTHING he has done. From "The Money Pit" to "Forrest Gump," Treefrogster and I like all of his movies.

Okay, so who are your favorite Crabs in the movies—
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Posted by wineaux
1) john cusack/better off dead. cosign. LOVE that move. love.
2) kristin bell/forgetting sarah marshall
3) topher grace/traffic
4) will farrell/anything (except for land of the lost)
5) josh hartnett/lucky number slevin
6) jane lynch/anything. she kills it.
7) meryl streep/anything/she's truly iconic



I just saw the Sarah Marshall movie last night for the first time, but thought the movie could have been a little better. The main guy was kind of bland, and the Kristin Bell chica just seemed off for that character. Meryl Streep is awesome! I loved her as Vice President in "Air Force One" with Harrison Ford! How do you like that? Two crabs in the same movie! Also, in fact, she was referenced in "The Money Pit" by the Trans-Gender band.

"We want to change our name. We want to call ourselves Meryl Streep!" - Band Leader

"Uh, no you don't! In fact, I can guarantee there will be an enormous law suit if you do that!" - Tom Hanks
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Forest Whitaker- Powder Blue, Ghost Dog
Milo Ventimiglia- Order of Chaos
Will Ferrell- Other Guys (basically anything he's in)
Minka Kelly- 500 Days of Summer (minor role but still =P)
Tom Hanks- Forest Gump, Saving Private Ryan
Tom Cruise- Top Gun, Interview with the Vampire, Minority Report, Mission Impossible, etc. (many people don't like him but he was in some really good movies)
Vin Diesel- Pitch Black
Donald Sutherland- A Time to Kill
Patrick Stewart- X-Men
Josh Hartnett- Lucky Number Slevin
Kevin Bacon- Mystic River, X-Men: First Class
Sylvester Stallone- Rocky


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Posted by wineaux
1) john cusack/better off dead. cosign. LOVE that move. love.
2) kristin bell/forgetting sarah marshall
3) topher grace/traffic
4) will farrell/anything (except for land of the lost)
5) josh hartnett/lucky number slevin
6) jane lynch/anything. she kills it.
7) meryl streep/anything/she's truly iconic



I meant to follow up with you on Kristin Bell. After reviewing a bit of information about her, I see something worth discussing.

Turns out that she was exclusive/engaged to this Pisces dude for over 5 years! Then, it didn't work out. :o(

...But the plot thickens...

She immediately jumped into a rebound with this Capricorn guy, and stayed with him for 2 years before getting engaged to him.

However, it doesn't end there...

They have been engaged for 2 years now!!

:O

Now why on earth is Kristin's engagement to that Capricorn guy taking 2 years to turn into a marriage after the end with her Pisces man of 5 years?

That, my dear Crabs, is my question for today.
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Posted by exoskeleton
john cusack in better off dead, say anything, the sure thing, grosse pointe blank, and high fidelity. he's so funny. 🙂



John Cusack also did a movie where his character accidentally stumbles upon several million dollars in cash that accidentally fell out of the back of an Armored Bank Truck.

I forget the name of it, but it is excellent also!
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Hey Crabs, what are your favorite films that star your people?

I personally like the Rambo movies a LOT, as Stallone is one of my favorite actors and he is a Cancer.

Rambo Part 2 is just epic awesomeness, especially since so many Cancer traits are on display throughout the film:

Penance, Sorrow, Silence, Critical Thinking, Companionship, Warmth, Fear, aggression, Compassion, kinship, justifiable revenge, so forth...
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I was gonna name a Tom Hanks movie, but then I thought that probably wouldn't be a very good idea.



Ah, hush! When he isn't being a jackass and accusing our brave WWII American Veterans of fighting the Imperial Japanese purely for racism, his movies arent bad. I really like Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan and Apollo 13. I also love Cast Away, as it is so great!
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I was gonna name a Tom Hanks movie, but then I thought that probably wouldn't be a very good idea.



Ah, hush! When he isn't being a jackass and accusing our brave WWII American Veterans of fighting the Imperial Japanese purely for racism, his movies arent bad. I really like Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan and Apollo 13. I also love Cast Away, as it is so great!



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Yes, I did. Also like Big, Splash, and Karate Kid part 2
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Eva Green is the only Bond girl that wasn't a dumb bitch.



Your ignorance again shines through. Ever hear of Moonraker or For Your Eyes Only, jackass?


Were you in that, dressed like a dumb bitch?
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No, you ignorant and myopic asshole, but your mother got really dressed up for me last night. Ah, the sights and sounds of last night...
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Eva Green is the only Bond girl that wasn't a dumb bitch.



Your ignorance again shines through. Ever hear of Moonraker or For Your Eyes Only, jackass?


Were you in that, dressed like a dumb bitch?



No, you ignorant and myopic asshole, but your mother got really dressed up for me last night. Ah, the sights and sounds of last night...
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That's fucking gross, dude. Have some pride and buy yourself a nice prostitute once in a while. You won't have to stoop so low. Have some respect, you sad piece of shit.
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Eva Green is the only Bond girl that wasn't a dumb bitch.



Your ignorance again shines through. Ever hear of Moonraker or For Your Eyes Only, jackass?


Were you in that, dressed like a dumb bitch?



No, you ignorant and myopic asshole, but your mother got really dressed up for me last night. Ah, the sights and sounds of last night...


That's fucking gross, dude. Have some pride and buy yourself a nice prostitute once in a while. You won't have to stoop so low. Have some respect, you sad piece of shit.
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Uh, I paid her 100 dollars for her "services" despite the fact that her original offer was 50 bucks. I figured you could use the money for college, kiddo.
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Eva Green is the only Bond girl that wasn't a dumb bitch.



Your ignorance again shines through. Ever hear of Moonraker or For Your Eyes Only, jackass?


Were you in that, dressed like a dumb bitch?



No, you ignorant and myopic asshole, but your mother got really dressed up for me last night. Ah, the sights and sounds of last night...


That's fucking gross, dude. Have some pride and buy yourself a nice prostitute once in a while. You won't have to stoop so low. Have some respect, you sad piece of shit.



Uh, I paid her 100 dollars for her "services" despite the fact that her original offer was 50 bucks. I figured you could use the money for college, kiddo.
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You could have paid thousands, still gross.
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@ sugarfoot, great call on Harrison Ford! He is awesome, and I love the IJ movies! Have you seen Witness, Regarding Henry, Air Force One, and Patriot Games? Those are all awesome!

@ Arielle, "There's no crying in baseball!!!!" I also love the scene where the bus driver walks away during the road trip because the bratty kid made him crazy. The chapperone tries to wake Jimmy (Hanks) up, and he says, "Oh, what is it baby!?!" And kisses her on the mouth and then starts shouting after he realizes what he just did.

@LunarMaiden, I sense there is something about that on-screen match that you seek for yourself? :o)

@Contender, I liked VD a lot in the aforementioned SPR, and also liked him in the F&F movies.

@CC, Yeah my humor is frozen in time, but dont take me to court over it!

@Purr, yeah, I add a little salt into my responses sometimes when people deserve it. The women in the 007 movies I referenced are beautiful and have intelligent roles. Bond's love interest in Moonraker could fly the Space Shuttle, and she also was a NASA scientist. Hardly the bimbo that some idiot around here unjustly accused her and others of being. Kara, the love interest in The Living Daylights is a classical musician who plays a Stradivarius Cello for the Czechoslovakian Orchestra.
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Harrison Ford in Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Blade Runner, Empire Strikes Back
Tom Hanks in Big, Money Pit, Turner And Hooch, Saving Private Ryan, A League Of Their Own and tons more. Love my cancer birthday twin
Tom Cruise is so weird but I really enjoyed him in Jerry McGuire, Far And Away and Eyes Wide Shut
Natalie Wood- Spendor In The Grass
All Mel Brooks films
All John Goodman films. I balled like a baby after the first season of Treme.
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double lol



Aren't they just adorable? I — them.



lol ya, but the pisces is killing me, he said "college" fund, i'm dying right now.



It cracks me up when he tells us he uses words like "f*ggots" and "queers" in his rants to get us to actually read what he has to say. He says no one reads his posts when he's respectful/formal, and I believe it. People don't GAF about what you have to say on here unless you grab their attention, somehow...and the easiest way is with drama.



YEP-Co-sign that a billion. Purr you're really smart.

FISH let's see a picture, i'm curious to know what you look like
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Think of actor Chris O'Donnell, only sexier.