how to seduce a cancer

How to Seduce a Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
These Moon Children are notoriously soft-hearted. If you'd like to make your way into this sign's bedroom, show off your sensitive side. Express an interest in charities, especially ones involving children. Cancers secretly love being babied, so it's a great idea to fix this sign a home-cooked meal. Keep the lights low and the music soft ... Cancer is very responsive to romantic atmospheres. If you've got your sights set on a female Crab, ask permission before you kiss her. If you're dating a guy, make the first move and then apologize for being so bold.

If you're a Cancer, your seduction style is soft and nurturing. Kissing away someone's tears is often a prelude to lovemaking. If you want to make someone your love slave, just deliver a chocolate cake to his or her door. Your victim will fall deeper in lust with each bite.

so THAT'S how you do it.

That's how I got *my* husband.

Delivered a chocolate cake to his door.

i thought the excerpt was advising cancers to send cakes out

eaglegirl are you with a cancer?

Or by him a fruit basket

Well, my first boyfriend seduced me by reading me a poem... That's a sure way to impress a cancer girl!

And to be honest, I wasn't interested in the guy at all but I was so impressed with the poem, I just had to go out with him. That poem is perhaps the only reason we hung out for 2 months, after that I just came to my senses and broke up with him.