Jessica Simpson (Cancer) to have a baby!

Okay Cancers, help me understand some of this stuff?

Jessica Simpson was married to Nick Lachey (Scorpio), but her dad wrongly interfered and screwed up their marriage.

She then dated a bunch of different guys (to include Billy Corgan, and I was actually hoping that would work out since he is a Pisces).

Now she is supposedly "engaged" to this Virgo guy, but the dude had just finished his divorce to some other chick when he got engaged to Jessica.

Now there is talk about their "marriage" not happening for a while, even though Jessica is preggers.

So the question is, what is going on!?

While many of us realize that Jessica is 31 years old, is this a move of desperation to have a baby, or how would you describe this?

Will it be chicken or tuna?

She's 31, a preacher's daughter and having a baby out of wedlock. She's taking her life in her own hands.

Add to the fact that she's from the south, and southern 31 year olds are usually knee deep in kids.

SHe had some bad relationships, she's got money, and probably will pay for a tummy tuck with her cesarean section. She's good.