June Cancers vs July Cancers. Who's better?
This topic was created in the Cancer forum by TeddyBearMD on Thursday, December 15, 2016 and has 13 replies.
Of course it's JUNE CANCERS!!
Men that are June Cancers defy the 'Cancer Stereotypes' and are WARRIORS! We do manly shit like chop down trees and shooting random things in the woods with our jungle camo hunting rifles.
July Cancers are beta males and like pity parties and shit. They attend bake sales and cry while writing in their pink diaries about how they got dumped by a women for a June cancer.
K' that's all. Bye.
Men that are June Cancers defy the 'Cancer Stereotypes' and are WARRIORS! We do manly shit like chop down trees and shooting random things in the woods with our jungle camo hunting rifles.
July Cancers are beta males and like pity parties and shit. They attend bake sales and cry while writing in their pink diaries about how they got dumped by a women for a June cancer.
K' that's all. Bye.
Posted by TeddyBearMDHilarious! It reminded me of the story my older bro told me of his July Cancer friend. When his long time Taurus girlfriend was caught cheating on him, he was sitting in his basement crying while drinking chocolate milk. My Capri sun, sag moon bro was telling us this at home how sickened he was at this sight while laughing his butt off.
July Cancers are beta males and like pity parties and shit. They attend bake sales and cry while writing in their pink diaries about how they got dumped by a women for a June cancer..
Edit: she didn't leave him for no June Cancer. She just baked him cookies and he took her back. Now they are married. All is well that ends well.
meh
A guy that bakes...
Shooting at random shit sounds so "intelligent". I didn't know that's all it took to be a man. 
Wut?!
LOL @ this thread.
LOL @ this thread.
Posted by DivaCanLeoAfter he found out and broke up with her, he did have a meltdown and went berserk having reckless and meaningless sex with all these random women. It was a total Lindsay Lohan minus the alcohol but substitute that with chocolate milk.Posted by aquarius09That's pathetic. Unless he was also cheating on her.Posted by TeddyBearMDHilarious! It reminded me of the story my older bro told me of his July Cancer friend. When his long time Taurus girlfriend was caught cheating on him, he was sitting in his basement crying while drinking chocolate milk. My Capri sun, sag moon bro was telling us this at home how sickened he was at this sight while laughing his butt off.
July Cancers are beta males and like pity parties and shit. They attend bake sales and cry while writing in their pink diaries about how they got dumped by a women for a June cancer..
Edit: she didn't leave him for no June Cancer. She just baked him cookies and he took her back. Now they are married. All is well that ends well.
Otherwise yuckclick to expand
As for forgiving and marrying a cheater, that's not something I can do, but kudos to anyone who can be so forgiving.
Posted by TeddyBearMDThen i don't fit in in your description of july cancers....
Of course it's JUNE CANCERS!!
Men that are June Cancers defy the 'Cancer Stereotypes' and are WARRIORS! We do manly shit like chop down trees and shooting random things in the woods with our jungle camo hunting rifles.
July Cancers are beta males and like pity parties and shit. They attend bake sales and cry while writing in their pink diaries about how they got dumped by a women for a June cancer.
K' that's all. Bye.
LMAO @ all the dumb people in here taking this thread seriously
Posted by MoonArtist
Shooting at random shit sounds so "intelligent". I didn't know that's all it took to be a man.
Yep, got my certified man card in the mail a few years ago after an intense circle jerk in the woods with my bros.
Posted by TeddyBearMDKinky yet generic.Posted by MoonArtist
Shooting at random shit sounds so "intelligent". I didn't know that's all it took to be a man.
Yep, got my certified man card in the mail a few years ago after an intense circle jerk in the woods with my bros.click to expand
Posted by bubbythewhale1
Me around July cancers in my head
Me around them in person
You just don't understand the power of the dark side
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