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Pick Your Own Adventure: Cancer Man Left Me
The OP invites him to coffee.
The Cancer man texts back, saying his wife would not like the idea of having coffee with some strange woman. OP is angry because in the 2.5 months discussing the sale of the Roomba, he never mentioned his wife.
OP feels the Cancer man strung her along, and wants to get revenge.....
A) OP looks up information on Cancer mans info, and starts calling at 2 am
B) OP goes on DXP to rant about how evil Cancer men are
C) OP ends up in a mental institution
The Cancer man texts back, saying his wife would not like the idea of having coffee with some strange woman. OP is angry because in the 2.5 months discussing the sale of the Roomba, he never mentioned his wife.
OP feels the Cancer man strung her along, and wants to get revenge.....
A) OP looks up information on Cancer mans info, and starts calling at 2 am
B) OP goes on DXP to rant about how evil Cancer men are
C) OP ends up in a mental institution
A) infiltrate his mother’s spin class and surreptitiously befriend her
After going through all of the Cancer's moms page before she hits up her first class at Orange Theory, hoping to find everything out about his mom to make sure that she can impress her. Because everyone knows that Cancer men are momma's boys! That's when she notices that his mom absolutely LOVES studio ghibili, so she rushes out and gets a bunch of stuff with Totoro on it.
She arrives at the spin class, and sees his mom. She gets into the bike right next to his mom, and ....
A) Tells her this is her first spin class, and acts shy and nervous.
B) Doesn't say a word, but picks up her Totoro water jug, hoping the mom sees it.
C) Introduces herself to his mom in a confident manner.
After going through all of the Cancer's moms page before she hits up her first class at Orange Theory, hoping to find everything out about his mom to make sure that she can impress her. Because everyone knows that Cancer men are momma's boys! That's when she notices that his mom absolutely LOVES studio ghibili, so she rushes out and gets a bunch of stuff with Totoro on it.
She arrives at the spin class, and sees his mom. She gets into the bike right next to his mom, and ....
A) Tells her this is her first spin class, and acts shy and nervous.
B) Doesn't say a word, but picks up her Totoro water jug, hoping the mom sees it.
C) Introduces herself to his mom in a confident manner.
I can't relate to these Cancer men issues so I'm just here to observe.
A) take the phone with no intention of returning it right away, so she further investigate and follow them to lunch to passively watch from afar to take notes 📝
She takes the phone and notices that they go to a little cafe down the street from the gym. They take a seat outside, and she watches as this statuesque blonde, that is immaculately dressed walks into view. The women is gorgeous, with the infamous thigh gap that even lipo couldn't give her. She looks down at herself, in her jeans, and totoro shirt, with crocs and cringes.
She sees the Cancer's mom stand up, and greet the her.
"Oh hi Pisces! It is so good to see you!"
"Sorry I am late, Aries. Your little Sag grand daughter was sassing me when I dropped her off for her Summer swimming lessons!"
"I swear, she takes after her Sag father."
"Ugh, tell me about it!"
"Your a wonderful mom and wife, now if I could only get my Cancer son to find someone like you!"
The OP then realizes that the Cancer might not even be married! So she begins walking, and pretends that she was looking for CMM from the gym. She introduces herself to CMM.
"Oh, I am so glad you were still around! I found your phone in the gym locker room, and I knew you would need it!"
CMM proceeds to invite her as repayment for finding and giving back her phone. CMM notices her shirt and they begin to talk, and she starts piling on lie after lie about her likes and dislikes, matching what she learned of CMM on her FB profile.
By the end of the lunch CMM invites her to a family dinner the following day, as CMM is now thinking of setting up the Cancer with this new FABULOUS woman she met.
Upon arriving at the family dinner the next night, the Cancer walks in and sees her. He is...
A) Shocked and weirded out, and tells his mom that she is the crazy women from Let It Go. Since he tells his mom EVERYTHING.
B) Intrigued that she somehow got an invite to dinner from his mom, since she doesn't invite strangers usually. Maybe she is more than what he saw on the texts
C) Forgot what she even looked like, and didn't realize it was the crazy woman from Let It Go.
She takes the phone and notices that they go to a little cafe down the street from the gym. They take a seat outside, and she watches as this statuesque blonde, that is immaculately dressed walks into view. The women is gorgeous, with the infamous thigh gap that even lipo couldn't give her. She looks down at herself, in her jeans, and totoro shirt, with crocs and cringes.
She sees the Cancer's mom stand up, and greet the her.
"Oh hi Pisces! It is so good to see you!"
"Sorry I am late, Aries. Your little Sag grand daughter was sassing me when I dropped her off for her Summer swimming lessons!"
"I swear, she takes after her Sag father."
"Ugh, tell me about it!"
"Your a wonderful mom and wife, now if I could only get my Cancer son to find someone like you!"
The OP then realizes that the Cancer might not even be married! So she begins walking, and pretends that she was looking for CMM from the gym. She introduces herself to CMM.
"Oh, I am so glad you were still around! I found your phone in the gym locker room, and I knew you would need it!"
CMM proceeds to invite her as repayment for finding and giving back her phone. CMM notices her shirt and they begin to talk, and she starts piling on lie after lie about her likes and dislikes, matching what she learned of CMM on her FB profile.
By the end of the lunch CMM invites her to a family dinner the following day, as CMM is now thinking of setting up the Cancer with this new FABULOUS woman she met.
Upon arriving at the family dinner the next night, the Cancer walks in and sees her. He is...
A) Shocked and weirded out, and tells his mom that she is the crazy women from Let It Go. Since he tells his mom EVERYTHING.
B) Intrigued that she somehow got an invite to dinner from his mom, since she doesn't invite strangers usually. Maybe she is more than what he saw on the texts
C) Forgot what she even looked like, and didn't realize it was the crazy woman from Let It Go.
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So, this is how it goes. Each new poster, will post a part of the story. Now the part you add, must include one of the 3 choice the previous choices the poster before them has given, and you must provide your own 3 options to choose from. I will start:
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This Cancer man named @Brillo_Pad and I have been texting for 2.5 months. We met on this app that locals can talk on called "Let it go". At first, I thought it was an app about getting over exes, since I was trying to get over my Libra sun ex, that I was with for 4 months. He was the love of my life, but he cheated on me. But then I realized the app was to sell stuff locally. Kinda like craigslist. Well anyways, brillo_pad was trying to sell his Roomba 580, and it was cheap, so I hit him up to see if it was for sale still. But then we got to talking, and I gave him my phone number. Granted it was because he agreed to sell me the roomba 580. Anyways we met up, and the sparks flew, and...
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C) Waits for him to text her, because she just "knows" he felt the sparks.