So i rescued a kitten this morning...

any hot chicks want to have sex with me now?

That's pretty direct Mr. Crabby!

Isn't this how it works?

Oh yeah! *grin*
so what this a sex kitten you rescued?!

So? Sex kitten? Prrrrr!

Welll? You rescuing another kitten? what's the story?

No, a very cute furry animal. It had been a long time since i'd touched a cat, so soft and athletic.

LOL,I don't think that line is working ...maybe you should try coming up with something less direct.

Damn, will i have to save a baby?

Pfff, these things could never happen, it's like trying to fit gloves over other gloves.

I'm with you Mr.Crabby. To be or not to be.

OFA

After these words of yours, I can say you out or this business.

I am placing a sign over my head: "SEX HERE".

I'm pretty sure that it could happen. Or are you getting jealous?

BTW, crazy Aquarian? You call yourself crazy? Hahahahahaha.

Because of the LOLs, maybe.

Yeah Crabby.

The LOLs give proof about possibility. Too bad OFA won't get any booty.

Anyway they seem to got scared away (As usually happens hahahaha).

She couldn't handle one of us, so she can forget about MMF joy. Poor thing.

MMF joy?

I'm so not explaining.

Spank?

M, M, and F.

Spank?

A 3 s0me!! Godd!!

STD

Another joke ah?

No.. that's what M, M F means... it means a Male, Male and Female 3-some..

he implied that you and and he would use OFA as chinese finger cuffs (only you won't be using your fingers )

Chinese finger cuffs->

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OFA

What kind of Aquarius you are? You say that you don't think that booty over computer is good...Where is inventive spirit? Where is trying crazy things? And you call yourself an Aquarian....Save your words....You are not crazy at all...You just one of that "regular" girls....

And definetly not Aquarius spirited...

No you are definetly NOT an Aquarian.

BTW, I got Aquarian cousin and I kick his a $ $ big time even with all his Aquarian weapons put on (on the side note, you all are VERY VERY sensitive as much as we are, so don't speak much or be revealed).

Sounds like Haffo needs an airline ticket to the US.

Heh

I think Piscean sensitivity comes from Aquarius, because ther is no similair ones in that department.

Sounds like STD wanna pay for it.🙂

Maybe some MFF?

You say that like it's a bad thing OFA.

Here.. have a piece of chocolate..

LMAO OFA!

I can see your soft side coming...Come here kitty kitty LOL! Hey, who is that Haffo here bothering you? I'm gonna kick his a $ $ for you....Arghhh...That hurts!! Oooo...it was my own butt...Hmm...do I miss something here? Nope...can't find it...can you tell me what's wrong here OFA?

BTW, you see, it's fun to do something like that, you don't have to think about "real" booty to have fun...

Noooo STD

I was going to make a ring fight before chocolate comes in. Now you spoiled my fun. Bad girl. Very very bad and naughty girl. Go away before uncle Haffo spanks your sexy booty...

Because even 60 years old perv will die after 3 sexy words.

Whatever...

You know, you have limited sense of humour. Sorry.

I don't think so.

It was always known that writing communication is far more expressive than verbal one. I just think this is what you are...

It's also possible to make people know when you are silly or sarcastic in writing communications.

Oh c'mon. Who cares. Just live in the moment....

Yes. Up for it?

Damn, Mr.Crabby even I am turned on by ur heroic actions... You're not bi by chance are u? 😉

....

Common Haffo, you know u're getting hot too... Just admit it.

I guess i could try, Kupo, i know the gear pretty well, so it should be good.

Ooops....I skipped down the wrong street aparently - I thought this was about a kitten?
Looks to be a story about Puss and Boots!

I'm really looking forward to it. Look me up, i'm in the book. It'll be my first time with a man though, so i might not perform well...