the Cancer ALCHOLIC

Drinking style :
>Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an
>after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer
>darling?
>Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against
>lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and
>insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style ,
>Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and
>emotional"(read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better
>than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine
>with your favourite Cancer. Even your second-favourite Cancer will
>do.
>Trademark cocktails:
>Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine ?
>any brown booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grand
>pappy's special brew in a mason
>jar, will do. They also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks,
>like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. The sign also rules the
>flavour vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla
>vodka and
>soda.

insinuating themselves on VIP lists

lol yeah bribing security lol

in true Hollywood style ,
>Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and
>emotional"(read: weepy when lubricated).


OMG! This is SOOOOO true LOL When I was in love with my Libra, I used to always get drunk and go to his house and be emotional. HE would help me through my emotional drunkeness...He thought it was funny and when I sobered up, I did too. That's part of the reason I am not a big drinker.

Seems like all water signs are prone to addictions...