Famous Capricorns

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Aaliyah
Denzel Washington
Muhammad Ali
Morris Chestnut
Mary J. Blige
Deelishis
Orlando Bloom
Al Capone
Nicholas Cage
Jim Carrey
Chyna
New York (I Love New York)
Kevin Costner
Taye Diggs
George Foreman
Benjamin Franklin
Mel Gibson
LL Cool J
Cuba Gooding Jr.
John Hancock
LeBron James
James Earl Jones
Martin Luther King Jr.
John Legend
Marilyn Manson
Ricky Martin
Sir Isaac Newton
Richard M. Nixon
Dolly Parton
Edgar Allen Poe
Elvis Presley
Raven Simon
Ryan Seacrest
Diane Sawyer
Howard Stern
Tiger Woods
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Jesus wasnt a capricorn you numbnuts..

oh chill already 😛 So serious with the Jesus stuff 😄

I like Jesus' brother 🙂 His brother was pretty cooooool 😛 Although if I had to choose between the Christ brothers, I'd choose Jesus -- he far more stable then that Craig Christ 😛

But Craig is alot of fun 🙂


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If no one catches the joke here you have peanuts for brains damn it lol
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"accurate" calculations? I'll bet the ones doing that calculations were jealous Virgos.

hyuk, hyuk, hyuk 😄

Jesus is a Cap. Think about it:- A lone wolf, a carpenter (Caps love making things with their hands), a great orator, self-sacrificing, economical (hey, he fed an entire crowd with just a loaf of bread and a couple of fish), a great teacher, etc, etc, etc.

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Besides, I've read in several places that even modern astrological signs are wrong and have to be back-dated by several months or something like that due to the different calenders used over the centuries. Eg, Dec-Jan Caps are actually supposed to have been born in September or Saggis are actually Jun-Jul born.

Anyhoo, no matter what anyone says, people are still going to say that Jesus is a Cap simply because of Dec 25th.







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"accurate" calculations? I'll bet the ones doing that calculations were jealous Virgos.

hyuk, hyuk, hyuk 😄

Jesus is a Cap. Think about it:- A lone wolf, a carpenter (Caps love making things with their hands), a great orator, self-sacrificing, economical (hey, he fed an entire crowd with just a loaf of bread and a couple of fish), a great teacher, etc, etc, etc.

😄

Besides, I've read in several places that even modern astrological signs are wrong and have to be back-dated by several months or something like that due to the different calenders used over the centuries. Eg, Dec-Jan Caps are actually supposed to have been born in September or Saggis are actually Jun-Jul born.

Anyhoo, no matter what anyone says, people are still going to say that Jesus is a Cap simply because of Dec 25th.







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**Val Kilmer
Acted in lots of films but perhaps most famously in "Batman Forever" in 1995**

I thought he shot to fame in Top Gun. I think he was Iceman.

Also, the man who originally discovered LSD was a Cap (forgot his name but I remember looking it up). His original intention was noble as LSD was meant to be used for medical purposes. And then in the 60's, use of it somehow became perverted & self-serving.

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Craig .... :

Everyone knows Jesus
The man who healed the lame.
Well, I am Jesus' brother,
Craig is my name.

Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God,
But Craig don't give a damn.

Because when Craig's in sight,
We'll party all damn night.
I don't turn water into wine,
But into cold Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O,
But I got hydroponic shit
That me and Judas grow.

I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.

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oooo, I didn't do the whole song! crap!

I hang out with lepers,
Barabas and Salome.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles -
Those dudes are totally *bleep*.
Jesus performs miracles,
From Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle,
If he brought a fuckin lady home.

Because while Jesus is prayin,
Fuckin Craig is layin,
Every lady in the Testament,
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin,
Like my famous kin.
But if you've got a little sister,
Then there's room at this inn.


I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.........

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Jesus was our mothers fave,
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry,
When he's *bleeep to that *bleeeep*.

And now the question for you,
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow,
You got to ask yourself how,
And who and why and when and where
Is your messiah now?


It's fuckin Craig.
fuckin Craig.
Fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.


I'M FUCKIN CRAIG!!!