FRIDAY CYBER HUMOR
This topic was created in the Capricorn forum by Scorpionlady on Friday, July 21, 2006 and has 4 replies.
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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You got Male!
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
scroll down
You got Male!
Hahahahaaha @ Scorpionlady
LOL!! That was cute!!
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, w e?d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $ 80,000 and your mother just lost Her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $ 80,000 mortgage & no bike!"
His father said, "Son, w e?d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $ 80,000 and your mother just lost Her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $ 80,000 mortgage & no bike!"
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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How did u pick it? A story behind it?
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i can say that cuz i live in a free country
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