How to break up with a Capricorn
This topic was created in the Capricorn forum by caprigirlwithvirgo on Saturday, April 7, 2007 and has 4 replies.
Exactly follow what is said below:
1. Open PowerPoint.
2. Clearly type out the reasons why this arrangement does not suit your mutual interests.
3. A graph would help. X axis = months from past to present. Y axis = the amount of satisfaction you have derived from the partnership.
4. Define "satisfaction" as Return on Investment (ROI) of emotional resources.
5. Quantify it, using a scale from 1 to 5, with 1 being " extremely dissatisfied" and 5 being "extremely satifisfied."
6. Visually, there should be a clear decrease in satisfaction over time.
7. Save presentation. Shut down laptop.
8. Bring laptop and projector to Capricorn's office. Although you do not have an appointment, do not let Cap's secretary prevent you from interrupting Cap's quarterly meeting with the Board.
9. In a calm and collected manner, run through your slides, clearly explicating the rational reasons for your need to dissolve the partnership.
10 . Open discussion for questions and answers.
11. Closing words.
12. Goodbye.
1. Open PowerPoint.
2. Clearly type out the reasons why this arrangement does not suit your mutual interests.
3. A graph would help. X axis = months from past to present. Y axis = the amount of satisfaction you have derived from the partnership.
4. Define "satisfaction" as Return on Investment (ROI) of emotional resources.
5. Quantify it, using a scale from 1 to 5, with 1 being " extremely dissatisfied" and 5 being "extremely satifisfied."
6. Visually, there should be a clear decrease in satisfaction over time.
7. Save presentation. Shut down laptop.
8. Bring laptop and projector to Capricorn's office. Although you do not have an appointment, do not let Cap's secretary prevent you from interrupting Cap's quarterly meeting with the Board.
9. In a calm and collected manner, run through your slides, clearly explicating the rational reasons for your need to dissolve the partnership.
10 . Open discussion for questions and answers.
11. Closing words.
12. Goodbye.
SG,
as always well said it...
It was meant to be funny one, I saw somewhere on the internet and copied here. See -what cap imagine people have about us caps? I think very few on the earth, really understand us.
as always well said it...
It was meant to be funny one, I saw somewhere on the internet and copied here. See -what cap imagine people have about us caps? I think very few on the earth, really understand us.
krobe03,
Get a much better job than him, and tell him that you need space to pursue your dreams. When you get back, some one else will be in your place.
Get a much better job than him, and tell him that you need space to pursue your dreams. When you get back, some one else will be in your place.
I agree with SG - when my recent ex broke up with me - she said 'I think we need to take a break' I said - 'awight - if that's what you want' and that was it - spent 8 months in an apartment with her (because I had to wait for the contract to expire) from then on though she apparently had met some guy at work already - see Caps have a profound ability to exile people from their lives - if you break up with one there isn't much that needs to be said - we're very understanding people - we know its hard for us to maintain a relationship and that we're usually not the life of the party - we may work alot but we're almost always devoted in the relationships we get into - but I assure you that it doesn't take a Powerpoint presentation to explain the pros and cons of a relationship - if you want out - hey - there's the door! 
) Caps are more success oriented anyways - if were not in a relationship - we just bounce right back to improving our own lives - whether physically, mentally, financially, emotionally - whatever it was we were doing before we met Mr./Mrs. Wrong - is probably what we'll continue to be doing long after that person is gone until either someone else becomes interested in us or vice versa - (though of course still maintaining our current goals though depending on the success of the relationship this may vary) but sometimes ya just gotta know when to hold and fold your deck at the table - usually Caps have enough to deal with in life - believe me when I say that alleviating the chore of making someone else happy isn't likely to phase us much - yeah we may get a little down about the situation - I mean we're not heartless - but emotions come and go - but they're not always easily seen - I think it was mentioned before - 'the water is still on the surface - but the emotions run deep' in other words we're able to suppress alot without showing much emotion on the outside.
) Caps are more success oriented anyways - if were not in a relationship - we just bounce right back to improving our own lives - whether physically, mentally, financially, emotionally - whatever it was we were doing before we met Mr./Mrs. Wrong - is probably what we'll continue to be doing long after that person is gone until either someone else becomes interested in us or vice versa - (though of course still maintaining our current goals though depending on the success of the relationship this may vary) but sometimes ya just gotta know when to hold and fold your deck at the table - usually Caps have enough to deal with in life - believe me when I say that alleviating the chore of making someone else happy isn't likely to phase us much - yeah we may get a little down about the situation - I mean we're not heartless - but emotions come and go - but they're not always easily seen - I think it was mentioned before - 'the water is still on the surface - but the emotions run deep' in other words we're able to suppress alot without showing much emotion on the outside.Leave Your Feedback
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