Posted by CluelessCancer
lol insatiable aren't you.
Posted by MissFisk
Follow my fail-proof instructions
Step 1: Sneak into his house first thing in the morning just as he's getting up for work
Step 2: Wait until he goes into the shower (assuming he does, maybe not considering he bangs women as dirty as you), and set up a trip wire outside the bathroom door.
Step 3: Steal the towel from the bathroom
Step 4: When you hear the shower turn off, he will realize his towel is missing and will have to exit the bathroom completely naked.
Step 5: position yourself with your legs wide open and your vagina already lubed up.
Step 6: when he trips, do the best you can to aim his penis into your hole.
I'll be waiting for my thank you card in the mail. You're welcome.
Posted by CreepyPants
next time you guys DO each other, girl??_ you better make sure it's adventurous and so hot that it's at #1 in his spank bank for weeks, if not months, to the point that he's blowing up your phone.
Posted by scorpio24Posted by CreepyPants
next time you guys DO each other, girl??_ you better make sure it's adventurous and so hot that it's at #1 in his spank bank for weeks, if not months, to the point that he's blowing up your phone.
im a scorp with gem mars, i dont mean to toot my own horn, but lets just say he doesnt last more then 5 minutes (unless he's drunk) then he gets really embarassed lol. but im nice to him about him and told him that most guys pre-ejaculate (even tho i dont think they do, i was just trying to make him feel better) HAHAHA. also sometimes when im on top he closes his eyes, i think he does it to try and not cum too quick...
i have sortof hinted that i want it more. he either
A) isnt interested
B) doesnt get the hint
C) is intimidated by me (i have a really intense/full on/hyper personality)
who knowwwws. hmmclick to expand
Posted by MissFisk
Follow my fail-proof instructions
Step 1: Sneak into his house first thing in the morning just as he's getting up for work
Step 2: Wait until he goes into the shower (assuming he does, maybe not considering he bangs women as dirty as you), and set up a trip wire outside the bathroom door.
Step 3: Steal the towel from the bathroom
Step 4: When you hear the shower turn off, he will realize his towel is missing and will have to exit the bathroom completely naked.
Step 5: position yourself with your legs wide open and your vagina already lubed up.
Step 6: when he trips, do the best you can to aim his penis into your hole.
I'll be waiting for my thank you card in the mail. You're welcome.
Posted by scorpio24Posted by CreepyPants
next time you guys DO each other, girl??_ you better make sure it's adventurous and so hot that it's at #1 in his spank bank for weeks, if not months, to the point that he's blowing up your phone.
im a scorp with gem mars, i dont mean to toot my own horn, but lets just say he doesnt last more then 5 minutes (unless he's drunk) then he gets really embarassed lol. but im nice to him about him and told him that most guys pre-ejaculate (even tho i dont think they do, i was just trying to make him feel better) HAHAHA. also sometimes when im on top he closes his eyes, i think he does it to try and not cum too quick...
i have sortof hinted that i want it more. he either
A) isnt interested
B) doesnt get the hint
C) is intimidated by me (i have a really intense/full on/hyper personality)
who knowwwws. hmmclick to expand
Posted by scorpio24
Okay, so most of you have prob read my most recent thread about me and my FWB NO STRINGS ATTACHED CAPRICORN GUY SITUATION
My question now is how do i get more of the D? i dont want to be the one to initiate contact all the time (and i havent been) but he's just so free spirited (his merc, venus, mars are all in sag)he's pretty much ALWAYS hanging with his boys which is fine but i am so horny and need more action then what im currently getting (once a week or once every week and a half) i dont want to be annoying and say anything, but seriously help me i need this. with him only. im not getting anymore numbers up and doing it someone else! i have to look after my rep
Posted by MissFisk
Follow my fail-proof instructions
Step 1: Sneak into his house first thing in the morning just as he's getting up for work
Step 2: Wait until he goes into the shower (assuming he does, maybe not considering he bangs women as dirty as you), and set up a trip wire outside the bathroom door.
Step 3: Steal the towel from the bathroom
Step 4: When you hear the shower turn off, he will realize his towel is missing and will have to exit the bathroom completely naked.
Step 5: position yourself with your legs wide open and your vagina already lubed up.
Step 6: when he trips, do the best you can to aim his penis into your hole.
I'll be waiting for my thank you card in the mail. You're welcome.
Posted by scorpio24Posted by CreepyPants
next time you guys DO each other, girl??_ you better make sure it's adventurous and so hot that it's at #1 in his spank bank for weeks, if not months, to the point that he's blowing up your phone.
im a scorp with gem mars, i dont mean to toot my own horn, but lets just say he doesnt last more then 5 minutes (unless he's drunk) then he gets really embarassed lol. but im nice to him about him and told him that most guys pre-ejaculate (even tho i dont think they do, i was just trying to make him feel better) HAHAHA. also sometimes when im on top he closes his eyes, i think he does it to try and not cum too quick...
Posted by scorpio24Posted by CreepyPants
next time you guys DO each other, girl??_ you better make sure it's adventurous and so hot that it's at #1 in his spank bank for weeks, if not months, to the point that he's blowing up your phone.
i have sortof hinted that i want it more. he either
A) isnt interested
B) doesnt get the hint
C) is intimidated by me (i have a really intense/full on/hyper personality)
who knowwwws. hmmclick to expand
Posted by scorpio24Posted by CreepyPants
next time you guys DO each other, girl??_ you better make sure it's adventurous and so hot that it's at #1 in his spank bank for weeks, if not months, to the point that he's blowing up your phone.
im a scorp with gem mars, i dont mean to toot my own horn, but lets just say he doesnt last more then 5 minutes (unless he's drunk) then he gets really embarassed lol. but im nice to him about him and told him that most guys pre-ejaculate (even tho i dont think they do, i was just trying to make him feel better) HAHAHA. also sometimes when im on top he closes his eyes, i think he does it to try and not cum too quick...
i have sortof hinted that i want it more. he either
A) isnt interested
B) doesnt get the hint
C) is intimidated by me (i have a really intense/full on/hyper personality)
who knowwwws. hmmclick to expand
Posted by scorpio24
but lets just say he doesnt last more then 5 minutes (unless he's drunk) then he gets really embarassed lol. but im nice to him about him and told him that most guys pre-ejaculate (even tho i dont think they do, i was just trying to make him feel better)
Posted by CluelessCancer
Now if he's dick is anything like a LEO's that used to well work this thang, then 5-10 minutes if more then enough.
but he had a Golden Penis. It should be enshrined.
Posted by scorpio24
Hahahaa this thread is getting so raunchy!
Posted by scorpio24
We've only had sober sex once or twice... Which is when it's only for 5 minutes.. The other times he's been drunk so lasted ages which was sooo good! The times he lasted 5 mins he ended up fingering me/licking me until I came. Hahahaa this thread is getting so raunchy!
Posted by TaurusBull1977Posted by scorpio24
Hahahaa this thread is getting so raunchy!
Not exactly.
But carry on.....
I insist.
Do share.
Your stories are always quite colorful and entertaining.click to expand
Posted by scorpio24
Okay, so most of you have prob read my most recent thread about me and my FWB NO STRINGS ATTACHED CAPRICORN GUY SITUATION
My question now is how do i get more of the D?
Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by scorpio24
We've only had sober sex once or twice... Which is when it's only for 5 minutes.. The other times he's been drunk so lasted ages which was sooo good! The times he lasted 5 mins he ended up fingering me/licking me until I came. Hahahaa this thread is getting so raunchy!
Poor thing... That's raunchy?
What's raunchy to you whores of babylon? me curious.click to expand
Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by aquapiscescusp
Wait, you unblocked me? ^
I did. There are more annoying individuals, but keep talking, you'll soon be back on it.click to expand
Posted by aries89dc
I really can't myself but this post is hilarious. Umm it's not hard but I have done the towel trick it works. I have always been the initiator when it came to sex with this cap man. He eventually becomes accustomed to your needs without you initiating the sex. All I have to do is go to his house and he knows what's up. Now he is the initiator.
Posted by virg_goki
10 bucks that this cap guy is a figment of her erotic delusion. It is really a dildo with a dying battery.
Who's up?
Posted by geminicandIe
This thread isn't helping with my own hornyness!!
I want D too, lol.
Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by scorpio24
We've only had sober sex once or twice... Which is when it's only for 5 minutes.. The other times he's been drunk so lasted ages which was sooo good! The times he lasted 5 mins he ended up fingering me/licking me until I came. Hahahaa this thread is getting so raunchy!
Poor thing... That's raunchy?
What's raunchy to you whores of babylon? me curious.click to expand
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