List 5 things about yourself that's embarrassing

This topic was created in the Capricorn forum by AquaSun on Wednesday, January 2, 2008 and has 16 replies.
Or that no one you know will ever find out. I saw something similar on a site and thought it was interesting/eye-opening. Here's mine:
1. I'm very anti-social. I spent so much time at home that my mother thought I was depressed/suicidal. I am in no way depressed/suicidal. I just LOVE being home.
2. I failed an English class because I refused to give a speech. I will not get up in front of my class by myself without having a nervous breakdown.
3. I ALWAYS seem to attract guys I don't want/can never see myself with. I think I'm too friendly and may 'accidentally' lead them on without realizing it.
4. I can't dance. Which leads to me not going to parties/dances.
5. I'm EXTREMELY sensitive and jealous(only when it comes to money/possessions). I doubt that anyone I know can see it because I'm so reserved/laid back. People who have more money than me really get under my skin. I'm well off, but to me, not enough.
A little more...
6. I have a hard time putting on weight. People have thought and probably still think I have an eating disorder/don't eat enough my ENTIRE life.
7. I'm an underachiever. I could have been placed in an AP class by one of the hardest teachers in my school but I was too hard on myself and thought that I couldn't reach my full potential so I gave up and stopped going to his class.
Hum, ok .... embarassing
1. I have gas problems, and have acquired the ability to make them silent in public .. however, this also makes them deadly. I've actually killed quite a few people from afixiation.
2. The first letter of many words come out switched when I read out loud .. for instance, if it says: Terry and Jim .. I'll say Jerry and Tim.
3. Rarely remember a person by face, rather, can by thier bodies .. when meeting a person, or even a nieghbor I've lived next to for years, I don't know what their face looks like .. however, everything about their body structure.
4. Killed one of cats one time ... she was sleeping under the covers with me .. and well ... deadly mistake on her part.
5. Severe social anxiety due to all of above ... fear that I will have to stare at their crotch to make identification, then get their names fucked up, then kill them from lack of oxygen.
** asphyxiation
1. Very anti social also, have problems talking to ppl in general.
2. I seem to be indiferent to all arround me, I dont question anything or say for example "thats a pretty girl".
3. I have gas problem too, but I retain all in me when I am with ppl other than parents, and is a pain...in those situations I dont go to bathroom either, I have no will, its psychological or physical, dont know.
4. I quit things if Im not willing to do them, if I believe they are not bringing me any good, or im just lazy, but sometimes there are important things for the future..
5. Severe social anxiety too, and is geting worse, I just go blank sometimes, forget how to spell words and to speak.
8. I have gas 8/10 as well. But mine is more of the silent killer...You never know it's coming.
9. I listen to music so loud, I will most likely go deaf in my 'elderly' years. But do I care? Not at all.
1. I pick my nose when no one is looking.
2. I actually have a collection of odds and ends that have no significance to them whatsoever.
3. I walk into things, a lot.
4. I drool too much when I sleep. A little drool is ok but too much is just wrong.
5. I have to play "Carry On My Wayward Son", "Renegade" or "Hells Bells" before I leave the apartment. If I don't I feel empty on the way out.
Now something I'm not embarrased about. I have a rubber ducky named Horatio.
1) I'm on DXP.
2) I've posted on omg why is me threads.
3) I'm friends a crazy ass pisces woman.
4) I've taken the time to respond to this.
5) I've been caught on camera >.>
nothing... >.>
"I have to play "Carry On My Wayward Son""
ANTIBLING WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DID YOU SEE THIS HUH DID YOU DID YOU DID YOU SEE IT'S KANSAS HA
*shakes self*
feels good to get that out
1.) people usually don't get my sense of humor.
yet.
2.) i would rather discuss philosophy and other such things than what jane did with the mailman last night. or my fave celeb, like omg. (and sometimes people look down on me for it.)
3.) i can't cook.
4.) two of my friends think i don't know they're in a gay relationship and i continue to pretend i don't know because i think it would make them uncomfortable if they knew i knew. *shifty eyes*
5.) i use dxp. i would prefer that people irl did not know about this little secret, although a few of my close friends do. Sad woe.
and i do solemnly swear that everything on the above list is true, so help me god.
satyrsmind, how do I get rid of acne scars?!?! I have them on my back as well. It looks like I have acne but not anymore (on my back, that is. Rarely on my face though), but the scars make it seem like it.
What to do?!?!
I work out religiously and one of my favorite body parts is my back and it looks very nice. The acne makes it frustrating.
Okay!
1. In the summer, when it's really hot ... I put my (CLEAN !!!) undies in the freezer and I wear them at bedtime. This way, I am nice and cool as I sleep. Big Grin
2. My inner thighs are slightly discolored -- I was told they are birth marks.
3. I can act like a child when I really like someone, which can really give them the wrong impression.
4. After I shave my legs, I have these tiny dots left over. I'm not sure, maybe I need to wax instead.
5. I have to take cold showers often -- don't ask why LOL!!!!!
2. I still role play and talk to myselves at times. I have been doing it since i was a kid. That's why I never get lonely.
I will PM you on this one Winking
2. I still role play and talk to myselves at times. I have been doing it since i was a kid. That's why I never get lonely.
I also do this. I live in my head. Although, I also laugh to myself without even realizing it(not kidding). My brother and friends always give me a strange look and ask, "What the hell are you laughing at?" My response, "I was laughing?" It's weird...

Leave Your Feedback

We'd love to hear your thoughts! If you're not logged in, you can still share your feedback below. Your input helps us improve the experience for everyone. To post your own content or join the conversation, please log in or create an account.