ODE TO THE SWIMMING LION

ODE TO THE SWIMMING LION

OH WHAT SHALL HE NAME HIS PUB
SHALL IT BE THE NUDE LION?
THE NAKED LION?
PERHAPS THE SWIMINGLIONIST!

WILL THE SIGN THAT HANGS ON THE FRONT OF THE 500 YEAR OLD BUILDING
SHOW BEAR BREAST WITH NIPPLE RINGS?
PERHAPS A FEMALE BOBY WITH A LION HEAD?
PERHAPS A LIONS BODY WITH A FEMALE HEAD?
PERHAPS A FEMALE GIVING A LION HEAD?
PERHAPS I SHOULD MOVE ON FROM THIS PART OF THE ODE.

IF ITS A LIONS BODY WILL I NEED SIX NIPPLE RINGS?
I HAVE IT A LION RIDING A FEMALE
NO NO A FEMALE RIDING A LION
YES THATS IT.

THIS IS BETTER THAN MY IDEA OF CALLING IT PINCH A WINCH.

Lol @ this thread!

Absolutely hysterical!!!!!

THE SCHMACK A SCHMACK
THE CHEEK THIS WOMAN HAS

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Posted by ArticleL
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Interesting perpective ^^^ in fact I think it reads better from this angle. 😛

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Hmmm I was trying to find one with all angles. -.-